Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! AHHHHHHH! (: Besides this fic.

Summary: Ed gets his own computer and now all the fangirls have his email! Now I have stolen his account name and password so now we can all read what they wrote to him! And, of course, his replies ;D

Authors Note: This letter is the same as the last one, it was written by someone who commented (: Oh, and some of you are complaining that it doesn't really sound like Ed and I'm sorry xD I suck at trying to be a character T.T well here's the next letter :D

Letter 4

From: agent0

To: Edward Elric

Subject: um...

Hey, Ed, Something's been bothering me. I'm probably the only fangirl in the world that isn't wishing to marry you. The truth is even scarier, because for some reason, I act just like Al, so I think of you more like a brother! No, I'm serious. I catch myself saying the things he does even before I realize what I'm doing, I'm (ahem) kind of obsessed with cats, everything that Al's good at, I learn quickly, and I even cast a spell once, and had it work so well it was scary, without even researching on how to do it. Oh...and, um...you're my favorite character in the series...see? Further proof...Can you tell me why I'm like that? Am I a freak?

Seriously confused,

Melissa

P.S. Hope this letter didn't sound too stupid to you. (Oh gosh, I'm acting like Al again!)

Letter 4

From: Edward Elric

To: agent0

Subject: . . .

Melissa...

I am glad to hear that you're not one of those annoying fangirls that want to marry me. But you're right, the truth is scarier. I mean... It's just creepy. Even though you think of me as your brother, you're just another weirdo fangirl that thinks you're turning into Al!

You should go see a psychiatrist. Maybe they can help you find your own personality instead of copying Al's! I think that spell thing was all in your head. You need to get more sleep or at least some help.

I already knew that I was your favorite since you managed to find my email and send me a pointless letter. As for why you're like that, I think it's because you're crazy. Stay away from me. Stay away from Al too.

And yes, you're a freak,

Edward Elric