Yay! I got 10(ten) reviews. Finally!
Mathematically, that ratio is 1:2.
Felix: OKAY, MISTER! NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET IT! I TOLD YOU TO WRITE SOME MORE LIGHTHOUSE, AND WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU COMPLETELY IGNORE ME! WHAT AM I? CHOPPED LIVER?
Actually, you're…
Sheba: Gods! You little (bleep)ing (bleep)! (bleep) you until (bleep)ing you (bleep)ing die! Why, (bleep) you little fat (bleep)y and dumb(bleep)! You're an (bleep)y (bleep)!
Okay, okay, I get the picture!
-A giant, granite rock falls from the sky, pinning Felix and Sheba to the ground-
Read the stone!
-You read the stone-
It says: DISCLAIMER! ABD does not own golden sun! Golden Sun, sorry! Geez, how do you undo a carving in rock?
Did you notice that my initials and my actual pen name are different? That's because I sometimes interchange between the two. Also, Black Albino Dove comes out to BAD. Not good.
After setting the shelters back to their former, battered glory, Mia and Alex set down to rest.
In about five minutes, Mia stuck her head into Alex's door.
"Alex, aren't you cold?" she asked.
"No." He replied. "Use your furs."
"I don't have any furs. I have blankets. Don't you have blankets too?"
Mia cursed herself. That was a stupid question.
Predictably, he yawned and muttered, "That was a stupid question."
She sighed. "What's the answer?"
"Blankets, apparently, are warmer than furs. You aren't as…resilient to cold as I possibly am, so I wanted you to have the warmer part."
"That was…sweet of you."
"Not at all. But why, oh why, my dear, are you standing in my tent at midnight complaining about the cold?"
"Erm…it is cold."
He lifted up an edge of the pelts and scooted over to give her room. She took this offer gratefully, and curled up next to him, sapping warmth from his body.
She felt peaceful, up against him, listening to his breathing and his heartbeat. This was where she wanted to be, where she felt to most protection.
A little bit later, his voice sounded in her ear, clear and smooth as always. "You warm yet?"
"No."
"Ugh. Well, you've made me cold."
She didn't respond. She simply looked up at him, making his heart melt with those clear, blue eyes. She gave him a soft smile, and he didn't have to mind read her to know what she was thinking.
He leaned down and kissed her, first softly, then with more zeal. His fingers played with the straps on her clothing. She did the same.
For the nights to come, they were never cold.
WARNING: EXTREME FLUFFINESS AHEAD
As if it wasn't fluffy enough already.
Felix yawned while Sheba ran around the room, hoping to satiate her giant hole of boredom.
"Slow down. You're making me dizzy."
She slowed down for a whole ten seconds, then resumed her breakneck pace around their room, followed by a feverish bunch of Jupiter djinn.
Felix himself was bored. He lay on his bed, doing absolutely nothing. In order to avoid being sucked into the black hole of boredom, he picked up random things and threw them at Sheba. Some of them, well, inappropriate.
She screeched to a halt when one of her , uh, underclothing hit her in the face. When she did so, Felix –zoomed- out of the door, chased by a fuming, nutty, irate, gnash-your-teeth angry Sheba.
"Oh, get BACK here, Felix! Just what-" The tirade continued as she chased him around the inn, through the town, into and out of the catacombs, and finally back into the inn. He dashed into his room, locked the door, and presently began to laugh. Sheba could hear him bouncing around the room, apparently rolling on the floor.
"Men." She muttered, and blasted the door with a whirlwind.
The laughter stopped. She heard him climbing out of the window, and she began giving chase.
Three hours later, this finally ended with both of them lying on Sheba's bed, exhausted.
She reached out and punched him on the shoulder. "There. That's your payback."
Felix just lay there, gasping for breath.
Sheba poked him. "Hello? You there?"
"No."
"Oh."
They lay there for a while, until Felix got up to go.
"Wait." Sheba called.
He turned back, and sat down next to her.
"Yes?"
"I've been wondering. Why did you jump off a lighthouse to save me?"
"Because I thought we'd need a Wind Adept."
"Is that all?"
"Erm, well, it's kind of embarrassing…"
"Well, if I wanted to, I could Mind Read you, but I'd rather you just tell me."
He sighed. "If you absolutely must know, it's because I…well, I, okay, so I like you."
She giggled. "That's sweet. You poor thing, why didn't you tell me?"
He blinked. "Because I thought you'd laugh."
"Am I laughing?"
He strained his ears, but he couldn't hear one syllable of laughter.
"Nope."
"Well? What are you going to do now?"
He grinned, and leaned over and kissed her.
Well?
How do you like that?
HELLO?
-everyone has died due to fluffiness-
Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing too.
I kinda surprised myself with this one. Two useless, fluffly, sappy, gushy, mindless, worthless romances in one chapter.
REVIEW! Need ideas too. I'm stuck under a giant pinnacle of writer's block. :(