Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! AHHHHHHH! (: Besides this fic.

Summary: Ed gets his own computer and now all the fangirls have his email! Now I have stolen his account name and password so now we can all read what they wrote to him! And, of course, his replies ;D

Authors Note: This letter is the same as the last one, it was written by someone who commented, except it was emailed to me so you won't find it in the comments. lol

Letter 5

From: Edsbhaby

To: Edward Elric

Subject: want u 2 B my bhaby

Like OMG I finally got ur email! Ur like my favorite guy in the whole wide world! I think absolutely everything u do is so brave and exciting and ur SOOO TOTALLY HOTT! That metal arm and leg is so friggin kool! I want you to be my bhaby! PLEASE SAY YES AND YOU WON'T REGRET IT! And I think ur hair is so sexy when it's not braided, LEAVE IT DOWN FOREVER! Ur hair is SOO smexy blowing in the wind! Im getting my own place soon so you can move in with me and we'll start a family together...you can teach them everything you know and they'll be the Next Generation of Alchemists! Edward Jr.! awwww that would be soooo cuuuuute! Ur so incredibly hott so date me will ya?

Luvs times INFINTY,

Jenna (soon to be, Elric) :D

Letter 5

From: Edward Elric

To: Edsbhaby

Subject: I don't want you to be my baby, too bad

Dear Jenna that will never ever be an Elric,

I regret the day you got my email. You need to get a new brain. Not everything I do is brave and exciting, for example, sending this letter to you is neither brave nor exciting. Tch, I might be hot but my automail is not "friggin kool." Why don't you get one for yourself and see how cool it is then!

I won't be your "bhaby" either. If I said yes, I think I would have regretted it. And no, I won't leave my hair down forever. Have you ever thought of why my hair is up most of the time? It's so it doesn't get in my way in killing all of you annoying fangirls!

And I don't care if you are going to get your own place soon because I most definitely will not move in with you and start a family! As for the last question, you can answer that for your self. I think you would know the answer by now. If not, you're more idiotic than I thought.

Hate times infinity,

Edward Elric