Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! AHHHHHHH! (: Besides this fic.
Summary: Ed gets his own computer and now all the fangirls have his email! Now I have stolen his account name and password so now we can all read what they wrote to him! And, of course, his replies ;D
Authors Note: This letter was written by someone who commented too (: It seems like it's half fanmail and half hatemail xD Hmm... this should be interesting... lol
Letter 6
From: Saitronprince
To: Ed Elric
Subject: Dunno...
You are really cool... As in awesome! I watched you everyday and your automail is awesome. My mom says I have to get my head out of the gutter, but I think you'd be really cute with Winry. Boy, she's HOT! And why does Al always have a loin cloth? That's really Fked up dude. I think Roy is a jack ass too. My friends say I'm a jack ass. Do you think I am? I don't but... I should stop rambling, huh? And last time I checked,
I was the prince of Alchemy. HELLO, LOOK AT MY USERNAME! You know what,
I also think you're short. And I realized you are really clichéd, and you know what I DO think you're a jack ass. Al is way cooler than you. You loser! Maybe I should write a letter to Al...
I realized you're a bad Role Model,
Saitron PRINCE
P.S. I AM THE PRINCE, SO GO WANK OFF ON A PIC OF WINRY OR SOMETHING!
Letter 6
From: Edward Elric
To: Saitronprince
Subject: Re: Dunno...
Dear Saitron,
Do you know how many of the same comments I get everyday? I get a lot. So yours don't make any difference in my life. Listen to what your mom says because you need to get your head of the gutter. Winry is practically a sister to me. I will not be together with her, let alone think that she's hot.
I don't know why Al always has a loin cloth. It never bothered him or anyone else, so I don't know why you're getting so worked up about it. And yes, Roy is a jackass.
AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT HE CAN'T BE A PRINCE BECAUSE THE CROWN IS TOO BIG! Just because your username has the word prince in it doesn't mean that you're the prince of alchemy! You can be the prince of cows for all I know. And maybe you're the loser because you're the one who's sending fanmails to me!
I don't know anything about Al being cooler than me, but he's my bro! So he's cool to me. And maybe you should write a letter to him just so he can complain back to you on how you called me a jackass.
You have problems. First you said I was cool and after a while you said I was a jackass? I mean, what the hell? And I am not going to "wank off" on a picture of Winry! Maybe you should since you're so interested in her!
I agree with your friends too.
You are a jackass,
Edward Elric