Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! AHHHHHHH! (: Besides this fic.
Summary: Ed gets his own computer and now all the fangirls have his email! Now I have stolen his account name and password so now we can all read what they wrote to him! And, of course, his replies ;D
Authors Note: Same as the last one, it was written by someone who commented 8D uhh, sorry it took so looongggg for me to update this one o.o;; I've been bombarded with TONS of letters that needs replies from Ed xD And don't worry, for those of you who sended a letter, they will be replied to eventually. :D
Letter 7
From: Only I may call Envy a gay fag
To: Edward Elric
Subject: none
I have decided to count every little thing I own that has to do with FMA my Takes five hours to count 641 (my guinea pig don't count) Oh I almost forgot! my cell phone's wallpaper! Oh shit! I'm missing Unsolved Mysteries! Gotta go!
Yours forever and three days,
Ashizu (Soon to be) Elric
Letter 7
From: Edward Elric
To: Only I may call Envy a gay fag
Subject: Re: none
Dear Ashizu,
First of all, I have to say something about your username. Your username amuses me to no end. Haha... I always knew Envy was gay...
-cough- Anyways, I don't really care how many things you own that has to do with FMA. It only proves that you're a crazy obsessed otaku! And what does your guinea pig have to do with anything? ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT I'M SMALLER THAN A GUINEA PIG!
Your letter was very very pointless. And what is "Unsolved Mysteries?" Is it a show or something? It sounds corny.
And you are not a soon to be Elric. You're more like a never will be Elric.
I don't get that three days comment at the end,
Edward Elric