Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! AHHHHHHH! (: Besides this fic.
Summary: Ed gets his own computer and now all the fangirls have his email! Now I have stolen his account name and password so now we can all read what they wrote to him! And, of course, his replies ;D
Authors Note: Same as the last one, it was written by someone who commented! Also, People are saying that I was making Ed look bad because he was being so mean T.T But! I will try to improve on making him nicer :)
Letter 8
To: Edward Elric
From: Mrs. Elric
Subject: Can I?
Dear Ed,
Is it true that u and Roy are going out? And if it is? Can I like kill Roy? And like, will you like marry me? and then we can like have like kids and like...
CAN LIKE I LIKE DO LIKE IT LIKE WITH LIKE YOU?
Much love,
Mrs.Elric
Letter 8
To: Mrs. Elric
From: Edward Elric
Subject: No, you can't
Dear delusional girl,
I am not about to give you any personal information. So you'll never know who I'm going out with, so NYAH.
No, you cannot kill Roy. I won't even allow you to go near him, so don't even think about it. No, I won't marry you. No, we won't have kids together. No, I won't do it with you. If you have any other questions, the answer will be no.
And what language do you speak? You should try learning English. You know, the language where the word 'like' isn't used after every other word.
And you are not Mrs. Elric,
Edward Elric