Disclaimer: The only thing I own out of all of this is, most of Roy's short jokes and Ed's answers to them… well and the storyline…

A/N: I thought I'd get this up before I got to work today... and lol! The title for this chapter is originally the title of the first chapter in my Naruto Highschool story! XP! I liked it so much that I wanted to use it again. It fits the chapter so well...

Chapter 2: The Trouble with Introductions

"…Edward Elric-kun. This is the class, class this is Edward Elric-kun."

"Gokigen'you." They all called back. At that point Edward met eyes with a girl who had long light blonde hair and blue eyes.

"Edo-kun!" she yelled pointing to him.

"Winry!" he yelled pointing back.

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Roy smirked. "Well it seems Chibi-chan knows Roc-"

He was suddenly was cut off by Winry yelling, "Why the hell are you here?"

"I should ask you the same question!" Ed yelled back.

"I'm not the boy that moved away in the 5th grade, stating the reason why he did was because my feet smelled and said he never wanted to speak to me again!"

"It would of ended up that way if you weren't in this at school in the first place."

Winry, red with anger, was about to whack Ed over the head with a wrench, but Roy stepped in. "Rockbell I know how much fun it would be insulting Chibi-chan some more, but sadly there are other things we must do in life. Right Chibi-chan?"

At that moment Edward just caught what Roy was calling him "Chibi-chan!" Ed fumed at the name, "Did you just call me Chibi-chan?" Edward turned to face Roy.

"You bet!" Roy smirked in his face.

"Who did you say was a super-ultra short kid!"

Roy just smirked a, I'm so much better than you tiny twerp smirk, and Ed nearly pounce him, but was stopped buy a fly object hitting him in the back of his head.

"Edo-kun, save everyone a headache and just shut up."

"Winry…" Ed turned to her angrily, but was stopped by a certain hand that grabbed him by the back of his collar.

"I'd advise you to be quieter when introducing yourself, Edward Elric-san. I can hear you down the hall!" The blonde haired female sensei from this morning said. Edward shuddered at the woman's frightful tone.

"And you…" she said to Roy, "Stop teasing the boy!" she pointed her finger at him like a gun that she was ready to pull the trigger because of his insolence.

Roy backed away slowly and put up his hands defensively "Okay I get it Riza."

She dropped Ed's collar and straightened her blouse, "Now if you excuse me I have a math class to teach." She turned her heal and left the classroom.

Everyone in the class stood wide-eyed, the great Roy-sensei was shut down by a sentence from Riza-sensei. Talk about whipped, and they weren't even dating!

Roy sighed shoving his face in his left hand and began rubbing his eyes, "Chib-"

"ROY MUSTANG!" was heard from the hall. Both Roy and Ed flinched.

"Elric please take a seat at the back of the class." Roy pointed to an unoccupied desk at the far back of the classroom. And class went on. Some how.

)()(Lunch)()(

The lunch bell rang and Edward sighed. At least half of his horrible first day was over. He stepped out of the classroom into the bustling hallways and had a strange feeling that someone was following him. He turned into a quite hallway that he knew would eventually lead him to the cafeteria and suddenly stopped. A small cough came from his stalker, and he knew exactly who it was. "Winry!" he said as he turning around angrily.

"Yes Edo-kun?" she smiled sweetly quite the opposite from before, almost as if she wanted to apologies for what she had done. She began to play with the blue scarf on her black uniform nervously, wiggling a bit causing her knee high pleated skit to dance on her legs.

"Why are you following me?" he relaxed a bit placing his hands in the pockets of his black pleated pants and sighed.

"How's Al?" she said diverting his question. To Ed, Winry didn't really seem to know the answer to his question.

"I didn't ask that." He narrowed his eyes. "Winry why are you following me?"

She took a breath in and exhaled it sighing, dropping her hands to her sides, "I was just happy to see you, okay!"

"Well you sure didn't show it before," Edward said huffing.

"It's just I was mad at what you said to me before you left, that's all. I really am happy to see you." She smiled and her long ponytail wagged behind her like a dog's tail when he got attention.

"I guess I could forgive you this one time." He said turning around blushing. At that moment Al decided to make an entrance.

"Nii-san?" he said staring at his red-faced brother. He took a glance at the person behind Ed. "Winry-chan!" he said happily running towards her passing by his brother.

"Al!" she said happily scooping him into her arms for a big hug, "You've grown! A lot more that Ed has." she said surprised that he wasn't smaller than her like before, he was broader and a couple inches taller than her.

Ed fumed at the growth comment; maybe he wouldn't forgive Winry after all.

"Winry-chan?" two young women called looking for her turning the corner and found her hugging Al. One was of average height for her age with long dark hair and pink bangs, her skin was dark and she owned a pair of purple eyes and stared shyly at the group before her. The second was just a bit shorter than the first with brown hair a green eyes and glasses and seemed to be the louder of the two. Both were neatly dressed in the uniforms.

"Winry-chan who are you hugging?" the brunette said pointing to Al who was still in her arms. They immediately broke and both blushed a little.

"He's a old friend I haven't seen in years." She waved it off and began to play with her scarf again. The brunette looked past the two to find Ed not caring.

"Hey isn't that the new kid that you were arguing in class with?" she pointed towards Edward.

"So what's it to you Four-eyes?" He said glaring at her. She returned a glare.

"Edo-kun, don't be so rude to my friends!" She said pulling a wrench out of nowhere whacking him over the head.

"Your friends?" Al said excitedly, "Please introduce us!"

Winry sighed. She knew Al would want to meet them eventually. He always wanted to. 'Any friend of Winry-chan is a friend of mine!' he had said that to her once when she made a new friend in the 4th grade he insisted that he meet her. Now was as good a time as any. She sucked in a breath, "Al, I'd like you to meet my two best friends, Rose," she said pointing to the girl with Pink bangs "and Scieszka." Pointing to the brunette, "Rose and Scieszka I'd like you to me some long time friends of mine Edward and Alphonse. There brothers." Ed grunted hello.

"It's a please to meet you Rose-san and Scieszka-san." Al said bowing, "A friend of Winry-chan is a friends of mine." He smiled. The two returned the favor to him. Winry smiled, she knew he'd say that.

"Well enough stalling lets get lunch!" Winry said rubbing her hands together. "Edo-kun are you coming?"

"Why should I?" Edward began to sulk; his day began to get worse and worse and this didn't look any better.

"Come on Nii-san we haven't seen her in ages! Plus I'm sure Winry-chan would want you to." Winry nodded.

"Fine," he grumbled. And trailed a few steps behind them.

"So which one of you is the older one?" Rose finally piped up after a couple of steps.

"I am," Ed pointed to himself.

"Really? Alphonse-kun is so big compared to you." Scieszka said, as she was ready herself to run, she knew that he would blow up at the comment.

"Who are you calling so small that a electrode microscope couldn't see?" Ed yelled and began to run after her.

A/N: Gah! I'm very sorry that this chapter is short... like Ed! (Ed: Hey I heard that!) I normally don't write short chapters, so expect longer ones later on. As for the Japanese Words there all used in the first chapter.. and I'm to lazy to put them up again.

To my reviewers:

jessica: W00t first reviewer you get a cookie! Thank you! I'm really excited about this story and I have alot of ideas for it!

nadisrad: I will have to read your story sometime! Yeah, Japanese schools are so intresting to me that I have to use them!

FireanIce: Gomennasai! I make it a point to write straight Fics in Yaoi/Shounen-ai ridden places for people who want to read them. (Aka. Naruto section. FMA is not that bad, but there is alot.) I have nothing against Yaoi/Shounen-ai, I do read it too.

PhantomAlchemist: Thanks for the idea! Though there isn't much in this chapter.

Hellokitty-4-ever: Ehehe! Intresting you say? Oh it's going to be just that!

Rurouni Linda-sama: Thanks for the complement! Yeah the list was Phantom's Idea, I used to be a lame-ass Canada that only watched stuff in English, but I got fed up with the lack of voice actors/actresses and it seemed like everyone had the same voice. So I only watch things in Japanese now. Thats why I know so much.