Ehehehe! Since I'm sick and twisted I thought that I'd update today. Or more like I felt like doing the final edits, I thank Grimm again for betaing! She is one sweet person and we should all love her! Wow four chapters and no crossovers! I'm trying hard to keep this strictly FMA! Yeah on to the 5th!
Discliamer: I do not own FMA, if I did their probably more explicit scene between a few characters...
Oh and since I'm a dirty little pervert word to the wise, sexual suggestions run ramped again. Oh and Manga characters aho!Chapter 5: Hell in a Hand basket
"HE DIDN'T?"
"OH MY GOD HE DID!"
"MUSTANG YOU SLY DOG YOU!"
Edward broke into a run pushing his way though the crowd, Winry in toe, to find Roy Mustang dipping his dance partner kissing her long and hard in front of each and every one of their students.
------"What seriously makes you think that you can display something like that in front of the students?" Hoenheim said pacing behind his desk.
"Nothing sir." Mustang said lazily from his seat watching the man walking in frustration.
"Then why the hell do it?"
"Impulse sir."
"I'm surprised your impulses haven't gotten you kicked out of this school." Archer said from his standing point in the back corner of the office.
"I'm surprised your pasty ass is still here." Roy said turning around in his seat to face him.
"Okay that's enough you two." Hoenheim said then gave a frustrated sigh.
"Well he started it." Mustang turned back to look at the principal.
"What are you a child Mustang? Do you realize that you could be fired over something like this!"
"I know it's a serious offence but it was defiantly worth it." Roy said grinning.
"Pig." Archer gritted out.
"Slimy fiend." Roy replied childishly.
"Okay stop it! Archer out! You're not needed anymore." Hoenheim's eyebrows narrowed further in frustration.
"Alright sir. I'll remain in the building if you need any further help."
"Thank you." And the Archer exited, "Did you even consider Hawkeye-san's feelings?" Hoenheim said turning to Mustang.
"Well I did and honestly it was just supposed to be a dance, I was kind of caught… up in the mood." Roy said for a lack of better words.
"When I allowed your relationship remember I said something you both had to agree on."
"To keep it outside of the school."
"Yes and you two certainly did."
"I told you a simple dance. If you noticed through out the night I accepted offers from some of the students."
"I saw it was a kind gesture."
"Thank you sir."
"But in all honesty I approve of your stay it's just your offence might be serious enough that the school sponsors will take it to the parent council." Mustang groaned as well as the principal.
"Not those people."
"Yes those people-" Hoenheim said but was cut off by the door being thrown open by Archer who was pulling two students by the collar. Along followed some parents and school sponsors.
"I found some students doing something inappropriate in the halls." Archer said throwing the two further into the office. The two men who were originally occupying it went wide-eyed.
"Ed-d-dward-" Hoenheim stuttered out.
"Nice mark Elric." Mustang said with a smirk. Edward lifted his hand to cover the sucker bite while Winry blushed.
"What were they doing?" Hoenheim said acting dumb, he knew that there had to be something between his son and Winry, and it was quite obvious what they were doing now.
"By that mark Elric has I'd say making out." Roy said pointing to the spot on Ed's neck.
"Expulsion, expulsion! The two were breaking the code of conduct." A blonde woman cried.
"That's a little harsh for-" Hoenheim tried to say but was cut off.
"You're only saying it because he's your son!" the woman shrilled.
"Yes he should have no say in this matter. Besides I saw those two disappear during the dance. They probably did that." A man with brown hair suggested.
"I doubt it." Mustang said standing, "As there homeroom teacher I do believe that, it would be out of character for those two to do something like that. There relationship is certainly not mature enough for such a thing."
"I would shut up if I were you Mustang your in enough trouble as it is as well as Hawkeye-" the head sponsor tried to say.
"She had nothing to do with my actions so leave her out of this." Mustang snapped.
"Really people-" Hoenheim said to try and stop the fight.
"That's enough." The head sponsor said, "These two will be expelled from the academy-"
"That is harsh for something that comes natural for human beings." Roy gritted through his teeth, Edward and Winry were doing nothing wrong in his books and should not be punished for it.
"Natural for human beings Mustang? Is that what you call what you did?"
"Yes. And I take personal responsibility for Elric and Rockbell."
"Why?" the head sponsor said utterly confused, why would he go out on a limb for students?
"Because I noticed that the two had a fight earlier today so I made a situation for them that people wouldn't distract them." Mustang replied with a matter o-fact answer.
"And you didn't think of the consequences?"
"Well how am I supposed to know how Elric apologies to a girl? I left it to him."
"Well it's obvious that your influence on them has resulted in this."
"He should be fired!" The blonde woman cried.
"Now, now! I disagree." An older gentleman said entering, "he was just trying to help his students as all teachers do."
"I see." Another said, a few of them agreed.
"Then how about," Hoenheim spoke up, "we have a meeting on the future of Mustang's teaching carrier at this school."
"But from now onto the meeting and we make that decision he shall be suspended from work." The head sponsor said.
"You-" Mustang gritted.
"Or Mustang would you like to be fired right now?"
"You can't there is too many apposed to that decision. This school is a democracy. Why do you think the student council is so important?" Edward piped up.
"You-"
"You may disagree with my son's actions, but he is right at the moment and you can't go against what he said." Hoenheim said holding back his anger, he was not going to lose Edward, Winry and Mustang from his school.
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When Riza Hawkeye entered the small town house her and Roy shared, weeks after the incident. She found him in his old couch chair they deemed 'the marking chair'. Usually papers were scattered everywhere as he gnawed on the end of his red marking pen, adjusting his reading glasses on the tip of his nose while Black Hayate chewed on his slippers. Today he sat there staring out the window with Hayate sitting in his lap. Roy was slowly stroking the dog's soft fur while the pup chewed on the sleeve of his pajamas. Riza sighed Roy never even had a shower today.
"I'm home." She said kicking off her shoes.
"Welcome back." He said not turning to face her.
She walked up and stood in front of him and picked the pup off his lap who growled in displeasure and bit further into the sleeve. Riza never understood why Hayate like chewing on Roy's things. Even his assignments and tests were sometimes handed back with dog bites on them. Finally removing Hayate she placed the dog on the floor and kicked him out the doggy door to the backyard.
"What's wrong?" she said making her way back to him and planting herself on his lap.
"Nothing."
"There has got to be something wrong you haven't showered and I'm here sitting on your lap and you still haven't said a perverted joke about it."
"I'm not in the mood." He said getting ready to stand and she planted her hands on each arm of the chair and straddled him. He looked at her with an exhausted look, "Just let me go to bed."
"No!"
"Riza what in the world has gotten into you?"
"What do you mean me? What in the world has gotten into you? What happened to the man I said yes to?"
"Unfortunately he's been grounded."
"When has that stopped Roy Mustang before? I do recall back in university before I smacked you over the head with my textbook for peaking in the girls locker room, you told me rules were meant to be broken."
"It's just some…"
"Some what? If this goes wrong you sacrificed your career for your students, if it doesn't it's just another ripple in the water, I'd say a win, win situation. And if you don't think so I'll make it so." She said leaning in to violently claim his lips.
"Riza…I…" he tried to say after they broke.
"Come on Roy lets take a shower."
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"How's the fiancée handling things?" Hughes said taking a seat beside Riza early the next day.
"Unfortunately Roy decided to take all his stresses out on me. Gah, my back is killing me, I swear I've never slept so funny in my life."
"Rough sex."
"Was it ever. Wait why am I telling you this?"
"Because I'm a friend."
"Your cutting it close their Hughes."
"When haven't I?"
"True."
A couple female students who had come up from behind and asked, "Riza-sensei?"
"Yes?"
"I know you and Mustang-sa-sensei are close and we were wondering how he was handling himself."
"Still moping around his house isn't he Hughes?" the man nodded, "I'm sorry I haven't had a chance to visit him since I have so much correcting and work with the over seeing the Student council to talk to him."
They nodded and walked away whispering, "See I told you they aren't dating. They're just friends."
"So then that kiss was nothing then?"
"Yeah probably something just to piss her off, I bet he got a beating out of that one." The rest nodded to themselves.
When they were out of earshot the two heard a snort from behind them, "I don't see why you've never told any students."
"Oh I just never wanted to crush any girls dream of being with Mustang-sama." Riza said dramatically to their visitor, Jean Havoc.
"Why the limping?"
"Rough sex." Hughes piped up.
"Ah so he was taking it out on you, poor lady."
"From what I hear she a real-"
"Will you to stop talking about our sex life."
"Well Roy never shuts up about it all I hear is 'there is this wonderful thing Riza does this with her mouth-'"
"I'm leaving." She said standing up straightening herself and walking away trying to hid her limp a roar of laughter came from behind her and she shot a particularly nasty death glare at the two men.
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"Riza-sensei?" a small voice said behind the woman. She turned around to find a nervous Winry Rockbell.
"Do you have a problem?"
"Um. Can we talk?"
"Yes, of course. Let's just find a empty classroom."
When they did, they took a seat, "Um, how is Roy-sensei."
"Moping. Now Winry-san what do you really want to talk to me about?"
"How do you know?"
"When you want to avoid something you look to your left. Might want stop that your parents will catch on eventually when you're avoiding the Edward-san subject."
"How'd-"
"I can read people like open books, as for any advice for men, they have just as many emotions as women so it might take some time for Edward-san to figure things out on his own and as for when he does you'll probably need this." the older woman said pressing a small package into Winry's hand, "If you have any further problems I'm willing to help." Then she stood up and walked to the door, "Class is about to start in ten minutes I suggest you get going you don't want to be late." And she walked out of the classroom.
Winry looked down at the thing in her hand and screamed as she dropped it on the floor.
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Maria Ross-san, who had been covering Mustangs classes since the incident, had an introduction to make, "Well we have a new student to introduce today." A cough came from the hall, "students." She corrected herself, "they come all the way from Xing."
"Not like it's very far." Russell said sarcastically which earned him a glare from Ross; Ed snickered a bit and received an even more terrifying glare.
"Anyway, I'd like you to welcome Ling Yao-san and Ran Fan-san." And in entered a lazy oaf and a prim girl both with black hair and black eyes.
"Quite a pair I must say my dear Trigham." Edward spoke before Ross could say another word.
"Oh yes, quite Elric."
"Let me guess," Edward said as he closed one eye and pointed a finger at the two, "you're an emperor's son?" Ross growled in fury.
"Quite a good deduction Elric. Any idea of what number?" Russell said back.
"I'd have to say…" Edward was stopped when a piece of chalk smoked him and Russell in the head.
"That's quite enough out of you two. Or would you like to share any more ideas that could land you in detention for the next week?" Ross said angrily before her lips turned into a sickeningly sweet smile.
"No sensei."
Later when the bell rang for lunch and Ed turned to Russell, "You think that we can get out of the classroom before Winry detects that I'm gone."
"We have about 2.5 of a chance."
"2.5… not good."
"I have a good way of getting the girl not to talk to you." A hand said and grabbed his left shoulder behind him. So after a very long walk to the far side of the school, Ling sat down on a bench and Ran Fan ran to stand behind him. Looking up he said to Edward, "What are your names?"
"What's it to you?" Ed spat back.
"When the Young Master asks a question you shall answer!" the girl said behind Ling she reached into the small of her back to retrieve something.
"Enough Ran Fan. Leave us."
"Young Master…?"
"Go." She nodded, bowed and then left, "Names?"
"Edward Elric."
"Russell Trigham."
He gave the two a very dark look, "Seeing as you know who I am, where I come from, and my lineage I think were going to become fast friends."
Yeah End chapter 5! I can't believe I made it this far usually it takes a lot to make it to chapter 3. But I really like where this story is going. So please review and tell me if you like it too! Oh and if you didn't guess what Riza gave Winry was a condom. Cause really do you realise that in the mass of NC-17 fanfiction I've read probably 3 or 4 of them they actually used condom. I'm saving my characters from having minatures...ha... family planning.