Wow! Didn't I tell you that this story was amazing? I have 9 whole reviews to prove it. :-D Now, this was intended to be a one-shot, but since people loved the story so much, another chapter is here! It took me months to post it, but I was bored and the computer was right in front of me.
Did I mention that I was insanely happy that people loved the story? Because seriously, it was so awesome! I mean, come on, who would think of a plot like mine? Wasn't it just so incredible?
Oh, before I let you get to the actual story, I have the funniest thing to tell you! But before I get to that, you must go see the movie Talladega Nights (The Ballad of Ricky Bobby). It is the most funny movie in the entire world! I swear I laughed through the whole thing! Now, the funny story I was about to tell you... What was it again... Hmm... Oh yeah! I remember now. I was at the movies and this guy came up to me. He was at least 60 years old (no joke) and he asked how old I was. I was like why do you want to know? And he said because I need to ask if you have something. I was really confused by now so I was like, what do you need to ask me? He leaned in to my ear and asked if I had a condom! I was like, no! He was all old and wrinkly and it was disgusting, but it was hilarious at the same time! -crickets- Well, I guess you had to be there, but it was funny to me.
Anywho, this chapter of the story is even better than the last one! I swear! I didn't think it was possible to be better than chapter one, but it has happened! I feel like I should get a crown or a medal or something! Dang, I'm going overboard with the authors note again, aren't I? I don't mean to, it just kind of comes out and I can't stop myself! It's like I'm possessed or something! Maybe Sam and Dean can come un-possess me. Oh, Sam and Dean are off of the show Supernatural. It is the single most greatest show on television! I am seriously in love with it! If you have never seen it, watch it Thursday nights! Because you will laugh, cry,and be horrified! This show is amazing! Almost better than my story, but my story just cannot be beat!
Since you have been sopatientwithme by reading the whole authors note, I will end it here. Right after this paragraph. I do appreciate you taking the time to read what I have to say! Iknow I wouldn't read someones A/N if it wasthis freaking long! Now,the long awaited chapter 2 of Take My Chicken!
Now that Rory's hunger was stable for the time being, she walkedaway from Tristan and went to her locker. There, she ran into Paris. All of a sudden her stomach growled again!
Paris looked atRorysuspiciouslyso Rory said, "Sorry, I just ate somethingbut I guess it didn't last long."
Parisdug around her purse and pulled something out of it. It was aslice of cake! She handed it to Rory.
"There you go."
Well, what did I tell you? Much better than last chapter, right?I know it is! So, now that you've read the amazing-ness, you must review! Please? If you're really nice Imight possibly do another amazingchapter! I wasn't planning on it but canbe pursuaded with Ramen Noodles andPeanut Mand M's.
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Oh yeah! This was dedicated to Bri! Even though I haven't talked to her in forever! But this story was her idea! Without her, I would be nothing but another short person.