A/N: So I hope everyone enjoyed the prologue and the first chapter. I plan on making this story really funny with lots of twists so please keep reading! So far, I have updated twice in one week but I probably won't update again for another week if not longer because of exams. Anyway here is chapter three!

Disclaimer: I am not J.K. Rowling, nor do I resemble her in any way.

Chapter 2: Messed Up Potions

The next morning, Hermione woke up bright and early. She changed into her robes and seeing that it was still too early to go down to breakfast, went to wake up Ron. She opened the door to the prefects room quietly, assuming that everyone was still sleeping because the common room had been empty.

"Argh!"

"All righ' Ron?" said Ernie Macmillan, who was half awake.

Hermione was shocked. She had opened the door to the boy's dormitory to see Ron in the process of changing into his robes.

"Oh, Ron, I'm so sorry! I'll just wait outside."

Hermione quickly left the room, blushing in shock. How could she forget to knock? Thoroughly embarrassed, Hermione decided to go look through the books in the library, hoping that they would help her calm down. She had gotten completely absorbed in "Helas, j'ai Transfigure mes Pieds (Alas, I Have Transfigured My Feet),"which was a play by Malecrit, when Ron came out of his dormitory.

"Ron, I am so sorry I walked in on you changing. I should have knocked."

"Don't worry about it Hermione," Ron said laughing. "We should probably head down to breakfast, Harry might be waiting already."

"Well isn't that sweet, Mudblood and the Weasel, together forever," said Malfoy, who had just exited his dormitory.

"Shut up Malfoy!" Ron said through gritted teeth, his hands clutching his wand tightly.

"Forget it Ron, he isn't worth it."

"What Granger, don't think your boyfriend could take me?"

"I didn't think that at all; I just didn't want Ron to get expelled for killing you," Hermione said with a smirk, leading Ron out of the common room.

Hermione and Ron entered the Great Hall and looked for Harry. They finally saw him at the end of the Gryffindor table, talking with Ginny Weasley.

"Hey. How was your first night in your new common room?" Harry asked as Hermione and Ron sat across from him.

"It's great! We have to show it to you later! It is so beautiful and they have this huge library filled with books I have never even heard of."

"Yeah, its okay, but having to share a common room with Malfoy is wicked annoying. For someone who was almost sent to Azkaban, he sure does have a lot of confidence in himself," said Ron, who was helping himself to some toast with marmalade.

As the trio ate their breakfast, they heard an uproar of laughter coming from the Slytherin table, the source of it appearing to come from where Malfoy was sitting.

"I wonder what's so funny," Harry muttered while glancing over at the Slytherin table.

"Well, we can't find out now. Lupin just handed me our schedules and we have potions first. We may as well go down to the dungeons now," said Hermione.

The trio said goodbye to Ginny, who was now talking to Neville and made their way down to the dungeons, where they took their usual seats at the back of the classroom. This year, potions was once again being taught by Professor Slughorn, who had agreed to return to Hogwarts.

Students began filing into the classroom, and as Malfoy passed Harry, Ron and Hermione, he burst out laughing.

"What is so funny Malfoy!" Hermione said, getting annoyed.

"As if you don't already know."

Hermione was about to open her mouth when Slughorn entered the room, telling the class to line up so that they could get their partners for the class.

"Harry, you will be paired up with Ernie Macmillan. Mr. Weasley, you will be working with Mr. Goyle. Miss Granger, your partner will be Mr. Malfoy."

Hermione stopped hearing who else was paired up, shocked over her who partner was. Ron and Harry looked up from their seats, apologetic looks on their faces. Hermione turned to where Malfoy had taken a seat and marched over to sit next to him. Like Hermione, he did not look happy about who his partner was.

"Okay, now that you have all got your partners, I want to let you know that this will be a very difficult year. You are all preparing for your NEWTs, which you will be taking in June and we have a lot of material to cover. Today, we will be working on a Draught of Peace. The ingredients will be posted on the board at the front of the room and I urge you all to work cooperatively with your partners. Oh, and do not forget that if you add too much hellebore, the potion will go terribly wrong so be mindful of what you put into your potions! You may begin."

"Okay, we need to add two cups of powdered moonstone."

"Granger, I can read the board perfectly well without your help."

"Well, we are supposed to work together so I was just doing my part."

"Just like you did your part with Weasely this morning?" Malfoy asked, turning to look at Hermione with an evil smirk on his face.

"What is that supposed to mean?"

"Oh, I know all about what happened this morning. One of the Slytherin prefects told everyone at breakfast this morning."

"Well, obviously they didn't tell everyone otherwise I would have known."

"Well, it's being said that you were caught in the prefects dormitory this morning and that your little Weasel friend was not completely dressed while you were there."

"Yeah, so what? All I did was walk in on him by mistake while he was changing."

"Well that's not what I heard."

"Oh my gosh! Nothing was going on!"

"Whatever you say Granger. But tell me, couldn't you have found somewhere more private to be together, such as the Room of Requirement?"

"Shut up, you insufferable little git!"

"You shut up Mudblood!" said Malfoy, whose voice was rising louder and louder.

"What is your problem! You weasel your way out of having to go to Azkaban and then you come back to Hogwarts, continuing to prance around as if your king! You walk around like you are better than everyone else around you but your not!"

"Maybe I prance around like that because I am better than everyone else! Especially dirty little Mudbloods like you!"

Hermione was vaguely aware that the room had become very quiet, as everyone was listening to their argument. She ignored the silence and continued her argument, still adding ingredients to the potion.

"Well at least I didn't almost kill someone who could have saved me!"

"Don't you dare talk about things you know nothing about."

Suddenly, a bright flash exploded in the room, causing Hermione to think that she had been hit with a jinx. The white light quickly dispersed and Hermione was once again able to see her surroundings but what she saw was not the usual room that she had potions in. Somehow, she and Malfoy had been moved out onto the grounds of Hogwarts, a short distance away from the greenhouses.

Forgetting about their argument, Hermione turned to Malfoy, who looked just as confused as she felt.

"Malfoy, how did we get here?"

"I'm not sure."

Suddenly, it dawned on Hermione what had happened.

"Oh no, did you by any chance add hellebore to the potion?"

"Of course I did. I added most of the ingredients that were on the board."

"Well, I also added hellebore and judging on how we are no longer in the potions room, that would mean that the potion went very wrong."

"But that would mean –"

"Yes Malfoy, we are on a different plane.

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A/N: woot! now the story is getting into its main plot! I hope it's good! I kind of rushed it but I think it came out all right. Next chapter, they see what exactly is different in this new world and are shocked at some of the changes…