Disclaimer: Invader Zim is to JV

A/N: Story goes to Ynnep! I just formatted it for her (Gir's humanity, it's in the same story line as ZADR X-mass of doom, only part two) -Christine

Gir's Humanity


It was the new skool year and Gaz is walking home...

"Man, No wonder Dib went gay. he would need to be, to stay happy enough to live after that class." Gaz sighed. All of sudden Gir jumped out of no where and hugs Gaz. "HIII GAZ!" Gir exclaimed.

Gaz's eye widen and she starts to panic, "AHHH! Oh wait.…,"giving Gir a small smile, "Hi Gir, How have you been?" "GREAT MY LOVE! HERE!" Gir exclaimed again and shoves a Suck Monkey in Gaz's face. Gaz grinned some more and gives Gir a little kiss on Gir's head, "THANKS GIR! I WAS REALLY THIRSTY!"

Gir's eyes widen this time and he frowns," Gaz, why didn't you change your hair a little for the new skool year," Gaz looks at her hair, "What? Should I have?"

Gir suddenly pulls a brush out from behind his back, then sits Gaz down, "I'll fix your hair for you honey," and then starts to brush Gaz's hair. Gaz starts to blush and giggle softly, "Heh, heh ok," She starts to smile and sweat nervously, "How many girls my age have a boyfriend that will fix her hair for her?" "YAY!" Gir exclaimed happily and continues to brush Gaz's hair.

When Gir was done Gaz look the same except that her hair flared out a little more and her bangs were more spiked like an amine girl. Gaz smiled and gave Gir a hug and Gir pulled her in and gave her a big kiss.

"I LOVE YOU GAZZY! I LOVE YOU GOOD," Gir said in a childish voice. Gaz looks away blushing, "I love you too Gir ,well I got to get home, bye Gir."Gir smiles at Gaz one last time, "By sweetie!" and then he runs off.

Gaz continues her walk home alone, thinking of why she said she loved Gir, because Gaz knew something was wrong."Why…why can't I tell him? I guess I do love him, but….," Gaz thought as walked up to her room, she stopped and saw a note on the door. It read:
"Gaz, I'll be spending the night at Zim's house and dad is out. I made dinner for you already and if you need anything just call ok. –Dib

"Dib is always at Zim's, What do they do all the time," Gaz sighed.

(End of Chapter 1)