Hey everyone! This is just some completely random stuff that me and my friend made up when I went to her house! Thanks to Jr. its done! I don't own Rurouni Kenshin either.
Kaoru's Dream
Kenshin: Hello, my name is Kenshin Himura. Would you like to know why you are looking at this? Well, probably because you don't have anything else to do. So I suggest you get the beepn out of here so I can get a beepn ounce of beepn sleep! BEEP!
Kaoru: WHOA! wakes up from really scary dream (nightmare)
Man….. I've gotta lay off on the sake….. --;;
You Don't Know RK
This is a bunch of stuff that the characters from RK would never say. Just read….. --
Yahiko: Welcome to our home. You are looking rather splendid tonight! By george I could eat you!
Kenshin: BEEP YOU ALL TO BEEP!
Kaoru: Kenshin, you fight like a girl.
Kenshin: Kaoru, Shura is so much hotter than you.
Sano: sucks thumb
Kenshin: I think I'm gonna get a buzz cut.
Yahiko: Women dig me.
Sano: It's okay Mr. Fuzzles, don't you listen to those meanies hugs teddy bear
Soujiro: Can you tell I gotta Botox?
Shishio: Since I lost to the Battousai I think I'll be the guy on the 'Rubber Band Man' commercial. starts singing rubber band man
Shishio: Brittany Spears is my Home Gal.
Shishio: Would I look good in an afro?
Shishio: Yumi, did you bring my blankie? How am I supposed to sleep without my BLANKIE!
mini play goes together…
Kaoru: Hey, these are some things called Liquid Ice…. I think there ice.
Liquid Ice Commercial >>
Megumi: No they're liquid.
Kaoru: Ice.
Megumi: Liquid!
Kaoru: Shut up! It's ICE!
Megumi: That's it! You are GOING DOWN!
punch ow eek……
Director: Ladies, please! Keep it rated G!
fin commercial
Shishio: You gorgeous beast! kisses mirror kids don't look at the scary man!
Yahiko: dreaming of Tsubame I love you….. mua….mua ….. kisses and hugs lamp
Tsubame: BEEP all of you BEEPn BEEPs!
Enishi: sings wheels on the bus go round and round
Megumi: Medicine? What's that?
Megumi: gets up on table and starts dirty dancing
Sanosuke: (while Megumi "dances") Ooooo pretty lights…..! claps
Kenshin: Later Kaoru! I'm going skinny dippin'! skips out the door
Saito: I wanna ride the pretty pony! at fair
Saito: Chicks dig me.
Aoishi: sings and dances to YMCA
Misao: Welcome to the dark side….. we have cookies…… maniacal laugh
Sano: I want to be a lawyer.
Shishio: I'm afraid of the dark….
Sano: at Akebeko Guess what, Kaoru! I burned down the dojo so I roasted marshmallows!
Kaoru: Martians are attacking us! Everyone run!
Kenshin: does robot dance
Dr. Genzai: Ladies, get a load of me! sexy pose
Kaoru: answers phone Hello, Himura residence. I am secretary Kamiya. How may I help you?
Yahiko: The sky is falling!
Yumi: CHEEZE-ITS!
Kenshin: skips around spraying febreeze in everyone's eyes
Shura: Yoshi's hot.
Sano: I'm Batman! jumps off the roof
Kenshin: does the moon walk
Kenshin: lies on the floor and does the worm
Kaoru: spins around in circles Martians are invading!
Shishio: I'm trying out for American Idol.
Yahiko: By George I could be a Power Puff Girl! Do-do-do-do-do-do-do….. (power puff theme)
Sano: takes light saber No, Yahiko. I am your father.
Yahiko: Noooooo...!
Yahiko: dresses up as Ash from Pokémon for Halloween
Dr. Genzai: hides in corner I want my mommy!
Kaoru: hits herself with a watermelon and dies
Shishio: brushes his Barbie doll
Yahiko: I shop at WalMart
Aoishi: Let'sbrake out the Martinis!
Kaoru: Dumb blondes……………..
Saito: I rode a hippo once.
Yahiko: a dream again Will you marry me….? still hugging and kissing lamp
Hiko: Like, oh my gosh!
Hiko: pretends to be Elvis in public everyone stares or runs
Shishio: screams like a little girl
Aoishi: comes to a public pool in a speedo
Hiko: does the disco
Saito: I love you, you love me, we're a happy family……
Kenshin: Got milk?
Another Short Story
Yahiko: … I am becoming overcome in… LAUGHTER! HEHEHAW!
Kaoru: I think everyone in here is a donkey.
Hiko: It's a Jeebel snorp!
Sano: No! It's a sneeble snorp!
Megumi: Your both wrong. It is a COBBLE WHOPPER!
Saito: Hey Everyone! My favorite color is PINK!
Aoshi: What do you think I would look better in, a purple or blue speedo?
Misou: there is a (starts singing) One eyed, one horned flying purple people eater……
Kenshin: starts doing the 'Crash Bandicoot dance'
Shishio: Mommy, look at meeeee! I can be Shippo!
Kaoru: Teeeheeeeteeeeheeeeeteeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Misou: Hey, do you guys think you could bye me a Bazooka? I will dominate the world! Muahah
Misou: Oops, Hairball.
Kenshin: Kaoru wants to have a giraffe delivered right to my door! PLEASE? If you won't then I'll cry!
Yumi: Yummmmmmy. Cococrispies!
Yahiko: I like heavy metal music. ROCK IT OUT METALLICA!
Saito: Do you prefer mailmen or men who bring mail?
Kenshin: Neither. I like mailmen. Hehee!
Yumi: I think my name should be yummy not Yumi.
Misou: when I grow older, I want to be a drill seargent.
Misou: TEN-HUT!
Tsubame: Get the BEEP out of here if you going to BEEP'n do that or I'll have to kick your BEEP.
Yahiko: I like Dexter's sister DeeDee.
Hiko: You all are, like, sooo Lame!
Shishio: I have a love-hate relationship with a pillow.
Megumi: So Sano, What is on your mind today?
Sano: I am thinking about veggie tales! I like their theme song. starts singing veggie tales theme
Chou: I am a really pretty broom. I have ribbons in my hair. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Your Humble Narrator (YHN) : I think….. I'm leaving……yeah, bye! --;;
Chou: But….. but then no one can see my pretty pink ribbons!
YHN: as in LEAVE. Want me to spell that?
Kenshin: Yes, please.
YHN: Stupid! You're not supposed to answer that!
Kenshin: can you spell it anyway?
YHN: ……… --;;
Yahiko: WEEEEE!
Kenshin: Lemme say it! L-E-V-E
YHN: Shuut up! You cannot spell stuff okay!
Kenshin: begins to cry meanie….
Kamatari: Do the Hokey Pokey! turns around and falls over
YHN: When the heck did you get here!
Kamatari: Llamas!
Chou: PINK!
Chou & Kamatari: hold hands and twirl in a big circle Yay!
YHN: Okay, in closing I would like to say—
Chou: PINK!
YHN: No….. SHUT UP!
Fin…. I think.