Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. The wonderful JK Rowling does! I wish I did, then I'd be rich! Just kidding! Please don't sue me for writing a fan fic that I really hope you enjoy!

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Everything went back to normal as the month sped by. Well, almost normal. Lily and James didn't sneak off as much the month before.

One of the times when Lily and James returned, Sirius yanked them both inside the boy's dorms.

"What the bloody hell-"James managed to get out before he entered the room. He found Remus and Peter sitting on his bed. "Oh, a Marauder meeting!" James plopped down on the floor, ready to listen.

Lily looked at all of the boys. "Um, I'm not a Marauder, so why am I here?"

Sirius grinned and pushed her over to a nearby bed. "Because it is Snape prank time and we need your help, Lillian dear. You are the almighty charms master." Sirius got down on his knees and bowed in front of her.

Lily just rolled her eyes at Sirius and put her feet up on his back. "You know that's wrong and mean," Lily said casually.

"Slime ball deserves it," Peter muttered.

Casting a glare Peter's way, Lily said, "How would you like it if you got-"

Remus interrupted her. "Lily, you of all people know what he's done to us. Its just revenge. Think of what he's done to you."

Feeling uncertain, Lily asked, "Okay, so what do you need my help with?"

Sirius stood up and grinned. "We four have been concocting an amazing prank to play on Snape. Here's the idea."

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All five of them were under the Invisibility Cloak, with the Marauder's Map in hand. They were quietly making their way down to the dungeons, where the Slytherin common room was.

Lily squeaked loudly. "Shhhh!" the Marauders said at once.

Lily pointed to the map. "Professor Snelling is coming this way!" she said in a rushed whisper. Peter started to tremble and James got white. Professor Snelling was their Potions Professor and the head of Slytherin house. She was unusually fair to everyone but still was extremely mean. She would try to find reasons to take points off anybody. She was also the only Professor the Marauders were excessively afraid of, which was unusual in their "profession".

"There's a secret passageway just ahead! It's in front of the dented wall." James whispered, pointing out on the map. They started moving in the direction.

When they got there, Remus got out his wand and tapped three bricks with it. He then put his hand in the middle of the dent. Suddenly, a black tunnel appeared. The five of them rushed into it, peeling off the invisibility cloak. Remus turned and re-sealed it by making a circle with his wand.

"How did you do that?" Lily asked while lighting her wand.

Remus smiled. "My cousin, four times removed, told me about it. He turned werewolf in his 7th year. Madame Pomfrey led him down here so he could do his transformations. Only a werewolf can access this passageway,"

"Shame we don't use it more often. It's dead useful. There's a whole room at the end of it." Sirius said, shaking his head.

"Oooh, why don't you make the room your headquarters? We could fix it up and since you and James know conjuring we could make it into a great secret hideout," Lily said excitedly.

The four boys looked at each other. Peter smiled and said, "That might actually work. Lily, I reckon you should be a Marauder!" Remus nodded enthusiastically and James smiled at Sirius.

Sirius took Lily's hand and pulled her towards James. "How 'bout it Lillykins?"

Lily laughed but shook her head. "No thanks, you guys pull it off much better than me." Lily said. The four boys shrugged and Lily continued, "But there is something I've always wondered. You guys always go to the Whomping Willow with Remus to help him when he's a werewolf. That doesn't make any sense because you could get hurt and bitten. So my question is, how do you do it?"

The Marauders conversed silently by reading each other's eyes. Lily watched amusingly, they were so close and it's amazing they can communicate by just glancing at one another. Finally, they all turned to Lily.

James sighed. "Okay, we'll tell you the biggest Marauder secret. But if you tell anyone, we will hunt you down and…tickle you to death," James finished clueless.

Lily giggled and nodded. "I won't tell anyone. You can trust me James."

James smiled and hugged her. "Okay then, follow me!" He said, grabbing her hand and pulling her along. They ran down the passageway for what seemed like forever. They finally reached a large, circular stone room.

Remus pulled Lily to a wall and conjured two stools for them to sit on. Lily watched as Peter, Sirius, and James spaced out. "Okay here goes," James muttered as he closed his eyes. Suddenly where James was standing, there was a beautiful silver stag. Lily would have been alarmed if she didn't see James' sparkling blue eyes peering at her.

"James! Your Anamagi!" Lily exclaimed. James pointed his head towards Sirius and Peter. Lily saw both Sirius and Peter with their eyes closed. A second later, there was a black shaggy dog in Sirius' place and a small rat in Peter's place.

"Peter is Wormtail, Sirius is Padfoot, James is Prongs and I'm Moony. They turned Anamagi so that I wouldn't be alone when I transform." Remus said.

Lily smiled. "Wow! I can't believe you guys are an unregistered Anamagi!" She walked over to Prongs and pet his mane, gazing into his blue eyes. She heard a whine and turned to see Padfoot behind her. He stood up on his hind legs and started to prance around in circles. Lily laughed and scratched him behind the ears. "A dog…that fits your personality so well, Sirius," Lily said as she shook his paw. Sirius responded with a playful bark. The she heard a squeak and saw Wormtail on the ground.

"Just don't bite me, okay?" Lily told Wormtail. He squeaked and Lily took that as a yes. She picked him up and ran a finger along his back. She put him back down and they all transformed into themselves.

"That felt bloody good Lily!" Sirius said, scratching his ears. "Here, do it again!" He bent his head in front of Lily.

"Um no thanks, but you are a vwery coote doggy Sirius!" Lily cooed.

James laughed and put his arms around her waist. "So, you're not going to lecture us on breaking the law?"

Lily shook her head. "Not this time. It's for a good cause."

Sirius groaned. "Break it up! I swear you two were bunnies in another life. Let's get to the Slytherin common room!" Sirius checked the Marauder's Map. "The coast is clear. We have a free walk to the common room. Everyone is in bed."

They walked down the passageway. When they got to the end, they wrapped the slightly cramped Invisibility cloak around themselves. Remus opened the wall and they crept deeper into the dungeons.

They stopped in front of a bare, damp stonewall. Peter stepped forward. "I- I heard a S-S-Slytherin say it a month ag-go. Mudblood!" Peter appeared very nervous as the wall slid open. He didn't make direct eye contact with any of the Marauders or Lily.

Lily walked into an underground room with rough stonewalls and green lamps hung from the ceiling. The fire was still crackling but it held no warmth and the common room was deserted.

"Wow it's cold in here. Not very homey either." Lily said.

"Let's just get this over and done with." James said nervously, his eyes wide and aware. They made their way up to the boy's dormitories. They finally found the one that had Snape's name on the plaque on the door. Everyone crept inside. Peter transformed into a rat and made sure all the boys were asleep.

Peter turned into himself. "Everything's fine!" he mouthed. Sirius and James pulled Lily aside as Remus and Peter went to Snape's bed and started muttering incantations under their breaths.

"Okay Lils, do you know a charm so that no one will be able to see it until Snape gets in the Great Hall?" Sirius asked.

Lily smiled mischievously. James felt his heart beat faster, she was so adorable. "Of course, that one's easy. Do you need me to do anything else?"

"Just anything else you can think of. Let's hurry, I don't want to wake anyone up," James said, kissing her cheek briefly before hurrying over to Snape's bed.

Lily cast a charm and a bright white light floated to Snape. Everyone froze for a moment as Snape began to stir. Sirius grabbed the cloak and threw it over all five of them. No one dared to breath.

Snape sat up for a moment, looking around. He started to lie back down. "I don't want to have some candy Mummy! I want a toy," Snape murmured. Snape fell asleep instantly, snoring and mumbling indistinct words. For ten minutes, the five teens stood under the cloak trying not to laugh.

"I think he's asleep," Lily said while biting her lip so as not to giggle.

Sirius snickered. "Yeah, he's probably asking his mummy to read him a story." Lily burst out and started giggling. James clapped a hand over her mouth.

"Okay, let's try to be cool and continue with this prank," James said. Lily nodded her head and pulled James' hand off her mouth.

They all crept over silently and continued with various spells to make Snape look, uh, pretty.

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Lily was walking down to the common room. She saw James standing there, waiting for her.

"Hello James! Isn't a glorious morning?" Lily asked loudly. A few people in the common room turned their heads towards James and Lily.

"Yes Lils, a b-e-a-utiful morning! I can't wait to get down to the Great Hall!" James replied, very loudly.

"I know! You just never KNOW what may HAPPEN in the GREAT HALL!" Sirius said loudly while coming down the stairs from the boy's dormitories.

Remus came down after him. "Let's all get down there before we MISS anything SPECIAL!" Remus continued with staging their loud conversation.

Marissa came down the stairs. Lily met her halfway. "Ah, Mara! Let's go down to the Great Hall!"

Mara cocked her eyebrow. "Er, why?"

Lily leaned over and muttered, "Just come on! You'll find out," She smiled and rushed over to James, putting an arm around his waist.

Sirius went to Marissa and tried putting an arm around her waist, which she quickly wiggled out of. "I don't think so, Black," Marissa said, shaking a finger in his face.

"Give a block some credibility," Sirius said with a cocky grin, which Marissa rolled her eyes too. "Oi, James? Where's Peter?"

James looked over at Sirius and shrugged. "Dunno, he wasn't there this morning when I woke up. Maybe he was already in the Great Hall," James looked around the common room, "where we should all go to, RIGHT NOW!"

The other people in the common room where whispering excitedly. From past experiences they had a feeling that it was a prank on someone.

Peter was sitting at the table, pigging out. Sirius, James, Remus, and Lily sat down, attempting to look normal. Marissa sat down after them.

"Guys what's going on?" Mara asked.

Sirius grinned. "Just watch, it should be any time now."

Danielle and Brielle, Lily and Mara's roommates, walked into the Great Hall.

Bri was talking to Dani. "So was it your first?" Dani was asking Brielle.

Brielle flipped her dirty blonde hair and smiled at a guy walking by. He stumbled and fell. "No, I had my first in second year."

Dani looked awed by this statement. Lily rolled her eyes. Danielle always followed Brielle around everywhere.

Dani could be pretty, if she didn't try so hard. She had beautiful turquoise eyes, which were always hidden by loads of eyeliner, mascara, and dark eye shadow. She had short, very beach blonde hair, which did not suit her face well but Danielle insisted that it was the 'latest style'. She was a little on the heavier side, but by no means fat. On the weekends though, she wore outfits that showed a lot of skin. She's only had one boyfriend, but they broke up after a week. Danielle was very kind, very truthful, but not the best secret keeper. Once, Marissa confided in her that she liked a Hufflepuff in fourth year. Some how the whole school found out the next day.

Now Brielle, on the other hand, was very pretty. Not as pretty as Marissa or Lily, mind you. Well, I guess you could say her reputation made her pretty. Not to be rude, but all guys considered her easy and all girls considered her a slut. Sirius has had a few rounds with her, although Sirius has had a few rounds with almost everyone, which the Marauders thoroughly disagreed with. James and Sirius had both had that kind of a reputation, while James had never done all that with a girl Sirius proudly displayed he had.

Bri had chestnut eyes and dirty blonde hair that went a little past her shoulders, but it cascaded down in waves. She had a year round tan, which was peculiar in cool rainy England. She was somewhat nice, if you were her friend. But if you were an enemy, look out. She was very trustworthy and listens well but is not the most open person.

Brielle and Danielle sat down next to Marissa. Brielle leaned over to James and flashed him the same smile that made the boy trip earlier. "So James, rumor has it that there is a prank in the works this morning. Is it true?"

James replied coolly, "Yes, but you have to find out for yourself." James wasn't very fond of Brielle. She's been trying to get with him since last year. But James saw through her fake looks and charm.

Soon there was a gasp in the Great Hall. Everyone was looking around to see who it came from. A small second year Ravenclaw was pointing to the Great Hall entrance. Everyone looked in that direction and started laughing.

Snape, completely unaware of anything amiss, stepped into the Great Hall. He saw everyone pointing and laughing at him. The people laughing the hardest were The Marauders.

Lets just say Snape didn't look like Snape any more. His black hair was much longer. His eyelashes were curled and he had eyeliner on. He was wearing bright pink eye shadow. He also had on pink blush and bright red lipstick. He was wearing a pink halter top and, what looked like ping pong balls, were stuffed inside of it. He was also wearing low-rise jeans that flared at the bottom. He had on pink high heels.

Even though the Marauders were cracking up, they weren't done yet. Sirius and James both took a deep breath and tried not to laugh. They pulled out their wands and kept them low so the teachers wouldn't see them. They muttered a few more words.

The Great Hall laughed even harder now. You could see a fuzzy outline of Snape's halter and jeans, but what the Great Hall saw was what was underneath the clothes. He had on a pink frilly strapless bra and a pink thong with a kitten on the front.

Snape looked down and soon began to realize what happened. "Potter!" Snape spat. He raced out of the Great Hall, tears threatening his eyes. "I'll get you back Potter! Some day when you least expect it!" he muttered, racing for his common room.

Sirius fell on the floor as Snape left the Great Hall. Remus had his head on the table and tears were pouring down his face as he laughed. James was doubled over and clutching his sides. Peter was banging on the table with his two fists. He felt a warm wetness and also raced out of the hall, still laughing. Lily was chuckling, but guilt took over for causing him so much embarrassment. Marissa was in a state of shock from seeing Snape in a thong.

After about ten minutes of the Great Hall in hysterics, McGonagall stood up and fired a shot out of her wand. Her lips were pressed very thin and there was no hint of a smile on her face. "Would Messers Black, Potter, Lupin, and Pettigrew please follow me to my office. I daresay you know where it is," And with that, McGonagall swept out of the Great Hall, shortly followed by three laughing boys.

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Author Notes: Just one thing to put in the author notes. A reviewer asked a question I should answer.

proud-gryffindor-girl: hey, what happened to your story? It had over 40 chapters now only four? Please reply
It was removed from again, I'm not really sure why this time. I'm reposting all the original chapters slowly but if you want to read the new chapters, go to Hogsmeade Kiss The Last Few Chapters on my profile page. There is a new one from where I left off last time. )