Ahriman & Eldrad's Booth of punishfulment that they fufil, alot. (Do not review this story badly or I will punish you!)
Ahriman was just playing chess with Magnus the Red when Lord Macragge came in with a baseball bat and beat Ahriman over the head, VERY HARD. He was knocked out instantaneously. Magnus ran away very fast (that's why he got turned into a Daemon prince, because they thought he could use a CONFIDENCE BOOST.)
When Ahriman woke up, he was sitting on a chair with Eldrad Ulthran, whom was mistaken for Drazhar and was also VISCIOUSLY beaten over the head with a baseball bat by none other than the lovely little CAPTAIN SHRIKE! they at once made a mental alleigence and formed the irrepresible "soopuh doopar frendses" Super Friends got their name from here.
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THEIR CODE IS AS FOLLOWS:
(1: No cartoon from here on in shalt bear moral, literal or historical errors, therefore becoming fit to be viewed by the next generation of lifeforms.
(2: Grammar from Orks is no longer acceptable and all creatures speaking improperly will be executed. (bad eg. Demz bugs tryina push uz off our turf? Wake up ladz, it's time for sum stompin!)
Corrective speaking (good eg. Are those Insects attempting to remove us from our land. Please awaken lads. It is the time for some heavy-treading.)
(3: Any act that is scientifically unproven and/or goes against the laws of physics shall be frowned upon by all righteousdoers.
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FIRST SUBMISSION:
A mysterious figure about 7'2" clunked past the SDF booth and submitted a form to the 'righteous' duo. The very next morning Ahriman and Eldrad came back to the hideout from Japan with a wiggling sack, they emptied it's contents onto a chair and quickly restrained SONIC the HEDGEHOG.
"Okay Eldrad, I will leave you with the accused." Ahriman then left the room and closed the door behind his back. "Okay 'Sonic'." Eldrad started.
"You have committed many, many hanus crimes." Ahriman watched the interrogation from behind the one-way glass. "Name One, Punk!" replied Sonic. "Monitor your mouth, fool!" Snapped Eldrad
"Why don't you just say 'watch your mouth'?" asked Sonic.
Eldrad circled Sonic as he toyed with the rune around his neck. The light bulb, dusty and cobwebbed, dangled from the musty ceiling, slightly swinging. Eldrad wandered behind sonic and THUK, slammed his hands down onto the back of the chair and boomed "BECAUSE UNLESS YOU HAVE EYES IN YOUR MOUTH, I DON'T THINK YOU CAN!"
"Whoa, dude chill OUT." Sonic said calmly
Eldrad replied "I'll pretend I didn't hear that, Doood!"
"Anyway, I'll start with the least. How fast can you run, Sonic?
"Uuuur... about 175 m/ph."
"You SICKEN me BOY. How can you retain a name for yourself if you can barely run at subsonic speed, let alone sonic speed. what else?.. Oh yeah, You are a blue FREAKING hedgehog that wears shoes!
Eldrad sat over on a chair and rested his head in one hand. Ahriman came in and reassured Eldrad. "Here my cohort, receive some much needed rest. Ahriman stepped over to sonic. "You have breached Laws 1,2 and 3 of our code and now will be punished." He lifted his weapon up into Sonic's eye. He couldn't see right up anything. "Sonic the hedgehog: Your life, now belongs to me. prepare to perish... scum.
Next chapter, Errrrr...
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