The Annoying one.
Eldrad looked back at the SDF headquarters as it crumbled to the ground in a fury of blood and fire.
"That used to be our home."
"No, it wasn't." Ahriman said, spoiling the moment.
"Ahriman."
"Yes, Eldrad."
"What do you propose that we do with this fuzzy carcass?"
"Dump it in th..."
"Cooookeeee!"
"Oh, Dear lord!"
Cookie monster popped up from a random farbledeefrappohedron and started demanding biscuits.
"Look, Ahriman. The blue ork wants our supplies!" Eldrad exclaimed.
"By God you will not!" Ahriman let out a burst of warp fire from his staff.
A burning, once blue creature pummeled to the earth.
Eldrad got a bit jealous and wanted to show off his magical 'fleet of foot'.
He retreived a die from his pocket and rolled it along the ground.
"Two, okay."
Eldrad took two steps. He then turned to Ahriman, felling very proud of himself. Ahriman just looked with a very bewildered look on his face. Not that you could tell.
Ahriman was still holding Little Elmo when Elmo twitched. Ahriman dropped him in the dirt.
"HAAAARRR HAAAARRR HAAAARRR!"
Elmo arose from the ground. Elmo was nearly 40 feet tall now and it had looked like he had 90 litres of steroids pumped into him. He stomped over to the nearest lake and pulled out a shark.
"DOROFEEEE!"
He then pulled a swiming pool from a backyard and put the shark in it.
Funnily enough, a moment later, he just tripped over a truck and fell onto the Eiffel Tauer replica that the mentally debilitated Tau had built as compensation for blowing up the first one.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!" Elmo twitched, screamed and thumped because of this skewer penetrating his thick skull and only just skewering his miniscule brain. It is miraculous that elmo can live with such a tiny brain. let alone having something puncturing it. Even when Elmo was 40ft tall, his brain was only the size of an ant's abdomen. He then passed away. The shark plopped harmlessley back into the water.
Then Ahriman finished laughing. He looked at Eldrad who was just standing there looking at the twitching corpse of Elmo.
"Such a loss of life. People do not appreciate such a precious gift."
They both burst into laughter.
The laughter was immediatley halted when they realized where they were.
Next Chapter: Sesame Street.
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