CHAPTER TWO of AHRIMELDAR CORP.

A letter came into the mailbox of Eldrad's mental mentality wardrobe hippo hippy funky cool cat groovy if you dig it kinda way tie dyed war free drug smokin' multimedia encyclopedia of Johnny Cash and the twisted rancor trio of the Iyanden horde. Sweet.

Eldrad ran up to Ahriman with the mental mentality wardrobe hippo hippy funky cool cat groovy if you dig it kinda way tie dyed war free drug smokin' miltimedia encyclopedia of Johnny Cash and the twisted rancor trio of the Iyanden horde. Sweet. letter.

Ahriman looked at the letter; looked at Eldrad.

"He he he he ehe ehe ehe he he he he he he."

"Now this is one hell of a hippo hippy (yes, I'll go through it again.) funky cool cat groovy if you dig it kinda way tie dyed war free drug smokin' multimedia encyclopedia of Johnny cash and the twisted rancor trio of the Iyanden horde."

Elrad then replied: "Sweet! Let's bag this son of a obese camel pig cave munt scratch 'n' sniff sticker quarter back toss nut of a fluff ball."

They came back with a certain ELMO MONSTER!

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha." Elmo laughed for an unknown reason.

The strange creature pulled a fishbowl out of his pocket. "Dis is so cool; I'nt that right Dorothy?"

"Give me that!" Ahriman whipped the fishbowl from Elmo's prying fingers.

"Noooh! Dorothy!" Elmo yelled in displeasure. "That's not very nice."

Eldrad used mind war on the pathetic goldfish. Everyone knows that goldfish are the stupidest animals to ever swim the earth and so the mind war was to powerful for the animal's incompitent mind. Splurk! The goldfish's head imploded and made the tank water go red.

Elmo's plastic eyes started to fill with tears.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HU HU HU... WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Elmo's crying went on for hours.

"Shut Up

Shut Up

Shut Up

Shut Up

Shut Up." Ahriman repeated as he banged his head on the table constantly.

Eldrad was in a traumatic state. Curled up on the floor shaking,

Eldrad suddenly got an idea. He crawled up to Ahriman and whispered it into his audio receptors.

"Oooooooooh Elllllllllmooooooo."

Elmo's head popped up.

"I have a peice of ahem. Candy."

"Reeeeeeealy?"

"Yup, It's a big, juicy lollypop."

Eldrad then shoved his spear into Elmo's Fat mouth.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Blood spatter went all over the walls. Of coure you could not tell because of Elmo's red fur.

But still, that did not stop the blood from gushing. Both Ahriman and Eldrad

tried to contain the bleeding by sticking a cork in the wound, but the pressure was too intense.

Both Ahriman and Eldrad got coated in blood and it looked like they had stood under 100 pigs that got bled (drained of blood at the slaughterhouse) simultaneousley.

The room started to flood. With blood.

"Make haste Eldrad." Ahriman insisted." If we do not get out soon we will be killed because of the Khorne horde that is headed this way."

There was a khorne horde headed in their direction.

"This is bad." Eldrad said. He pulled out a mobile phone and rang the emergency hotline.

"WHAT!" Answered the operator

"Abaddon, get off the freakin' phone line."

"SORRY. I'LL HANG UP NOW. OKAY. BYE . XXOO!"

"Shut the hell up, retard."

"Operator" Answered the pre recorded operator.

"We need to contact Khorne."

"I'm sorry - horn is not in the directory."

" Khorne " Eldrad said clearer.

" I'm sorry - Bjorn is not in the directory."

" KHORNE!" Eldrad yelled into the phone.

"Quick Eldrad, They're getting closer." Ahriman warned.

"KH-OOR-NE!"

"HELLO, THIS IS KHORNE SERVICE, YOUR BLOOD IS OUR MIDDLE NAME."

"I need to speak to Khorne."

"May I ask who's calling?"

"No."

"Please wait."

At that point, Slipknot music (Heretic Anthem) started being played.

"Come on Eldrad; we haven't the time for this."

They ran out the back door with the dead puppet.

just in time. Smash! Khornate warriors Brought the wall down and started drinking the blood in a mad frenzy, like when you put a bucket of bloody animal cutlets into a pond of pirrahnas.

(I think the term 'What goes up; must come down.' is appropriate here.

I don't get it.)

Look; I'm going to play quake III now if you don't mind. Goodbye

Review constructively now children.

I will continue the story later.