ELDRAD WOZ 'ERE 40001
"Quit it!" Ahriman shoved Eldrad in the back of the head as Eldrad Graffitied in the dirt of the crater.
"This place needs to be vaccumed BADLY."
Eldrad and Ahriman started to do the Beavis and Butthead laugh.
"He Herhe He He-He He Hehe ehe ehhh."
They needed a new establishment for Ahrimeldar corporation.
There was an old abandoned smelting plant up north. It was ugly, it was creepy and it smelled as if some kid had fallen into a pit and died of starvation. As bad as it was, it was better than breaking into a post office every night and risking getting busted by the fuzz.
The duo went in. There was an imperial guardsman inside. BLAM! OOOOkay... There was an imperial guardsman corpse inside.
When they turned on the lights, it turned out that it was a big, bad, goat-slaughtering Satanic temple.
People wearing black cloaks came towards them quietly.
A big internal siren went off in overdrive in both Ahriman and Eldrad.
Thinking quickly, they sat down and waited; what for, I do not understand to this day. When they had finished waiting, they went over and played Quake 6064. There was a big room full of computers and they were hooked up via local area network. Ahriman took one one computer and then Eldrad sat down at another.
"Ahriman, Go to the multiplayer screen."
"I already am-"
"Yeah, click on the Lan icon and there should be a game set up there."
"Okay"
"Awww, Damn. Get rid of the rocket launcher Ahriman, you are just killing everyone with it. It's not fair"
"No, I wanna use i-. Aww. Some dude satansboi666 killed me."
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It turned out that the satanists joined the game.
The satanists let Ahriman and Eldrad stay at their humble and somewhat disturbing abode on the condition that they provide them with goats for strange, blood-orientated activities.
Where next?
Why Barney of course.