"Such as these foul creatures must be slain mercilessley!"
Ahriman pushed big bird through a mulcher.
"Anyone for chicken mince?"
A strange junior boy with the name of Dunkelberry sat, eating donuts and every so-often would inflict a little wound upon himself. He also suffered from narcolepsy and fell asleep all of a sudden. Then Ernie came over and asked "Why the long face? Hyuk!" Dunkelberry did not reply.
"I know. You are one of them Emo guys arent you?" Dunkelberry then ran away crying. Unfortunatley, his narcolepsy kicked in when he was crossing the road.
A SNUFFALUFFAGUS: An obese queer mammal that is concerning for the general public. Word origins: Universal dumb club; meaning leader.
A Snuffaluffagus swung in on an adamantium chain with a total weight of three tons. Unfortunatley 'Snuffy' was too heavy for the chain and broke it when he was swinging over a lake of boiling grease. Ow.
Eldrad then called out "IT IS THE TIME..."
Ahriman concentrated all of his power towards the sky.
There was a rupture in the atmosphere. A giant meteor; that belonging to the Dark Angels fell with great speed and plummeted to the earth and caught alight. Ahriman and Eldrad combined their might to make a shield. "Oh My god, We will all end up in a big smokey bloo-
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