BARNEY.
That Big, purple Dinosaur that we all (not quite so affectionatley) know as Barney; (Yes, Mr. I Love everyone Barney) is about to face the Ahrimeldar corp.
CUT!
The camera ceased it's filming as the man in the barney suit took off the giant headpiece. Underneath was the head of an obese man from Kansas who had a unibrow and very little mental capacity. He also dispised children and found their large numbers very concerning in regards to the world's safety.
He imagined swarms of them, coming in with their small eyes, two front teeth missing and little snot trails leading from their noses down to their mouths; all demanding confectionery. Yuk!
The next day, Barney was filming while singing the cursed song that would send a Slaanesh follower to the brink of further insanity. The door was kicked down by Ahriman.
"You didn't need to do that, Ahriman; it's unlocked."
"Oh. Whoops."
Barney spun his head in their direction.
"Destroy the foul xeno!" Shouted Eldrad.
"AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHH." Barney squealed.
The pursuit had begun.
Barney chucked a barney and ran through an opening in a broken wall which led to a thriving metropolis. White buses drove through the streets, picking up passengers as they went. A man got out of a long car and strode in to a majestic hotel (I do not know how this city lives on in the 41st millenium.)
A street sweeper went through into a coldersac and swept up the garbage as it went. The two characters stepped up to Barney and raised a gun to his back.
"It's called the real world. Not."
BLAM!