(A/N) HEEHEE X3 thanks for the reivewssss weeeee!

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Next morning

"...Monkey stole my money." I snored as I was sleeping, I felt a pillow next to me thinking it was Tak. I slowly opened my crimson eyes and tried to push the pillow a little away. "Tak get off of me." I said underbreathe fully opening my eyes. "Oh..."I said as my attanaes went down. "That wasnt her...where is she?"

"WEEEE TAK MADE WAFFLES!" squeeled GIR shoving a plate in my hands, grabbing a bottle of sryup and squirting it alover my waffles until I couldnt see them. "EAT UP!"

I twitched my left bottom eye as I stared into the waffles. GIR was looking up at me with his tongue sticking out, waiting for me to get a bite.

"Um...-" I mumbled as I stared into the plate.

"GIR told me you liked waffles." sighed Tak cleaning a dish with special cleaning supplies, cause she knew water here would hurt her. "I also cleaned your filthy lab." she added putting the plate away.

I scowled and quickly got up. "My lab is not FILTHY like YOU!" I insulted pointing at her.

Tak dropped the plate making a big crash and growled loudly. "HOW DARE YOU CALL ME SUCH A THING!" she yelled grabbing my uniform and pushing me against the wall. "Apologize, ZIM!"

"Apologize I choose not to." I said narrowing my eyes at her. "LET ME GO THIS INSTANCE!"

"w..wa...WAAAAAH" cried DB from the couch.

Tak immediately dropped me and ran towards DB. "Aww whats wrong? Did mean ol grumpy daddy scare you?"

"how DARE you.." I said as I rubbed my head and got up narrowing my eyes again staring at her.

"Dont give me that look." said Tak in her accent squinting her left eye.

"I can give you any look I want, TAK. This is MY base!" He argued.

Tak gave a loud 'AUGH' and slapped her forhead. "I cant bear living with you! ALL YOU DO IS FIGHT!"

"WELL MAYBE IF YOU LEFT THIS HOUSE I WOULDNT BE SO ANGRY." I yelled back. "I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!"

Immediately after those last words that came out of my mouth, Tak looked offended quietly craddling our daughter. "Fine..." she said sighing. "So you hate everything about me?"

I just stood there crossing my arms, raising my eyebrow. "Yep thats right."

Tak just stood silent again looking down at DB, then back at me. "I guess I will leave then..." she said quietly picking up her bags.

"Mhm...wait...LEAVE?" my eyes widened. "You cant leave! You wont survive taking care of a smeet by yourself!"

"Why would YOU care, Zim." she said coldy walking out. "I am going back to Irk. DONT come looking after me, I wont allow it..." she said opening the door.

"IRKEN SCUM!" yelled a male voice running from the streets and into my driveway.

I sighed and looked down, as if my day could get any worse...Dib.

Tak panicked and hid the baby under her baby blanket so he wouldnt see her, since the smeet didnt have a disguise. "What do you want?" questioned Tak quite ticked.

"Whats under that blanket, huh? ALIEN SCUM! Its another one of you guys isnt it..." growled Dib grabbing the blanket and tugging on it.

"DIB!" yelped Tak raising her voice and slapping his pale hand. "LET GO THIS INSTANCE!"

Dib pulled the blanket off and dropped it on the floor jawdropped. "You...and...Zim...HAD A BABY?" he yelled.

Tak looked down and sighed. "Yes, Dib. We did."

Dib started laughing and pointed at me. "You probed TAK?" he said grabbing his stomach and laughing more.

" 'probe'? What is this 'probe' you speak of?" I questioned talking defensive.

Dib stopped laughing and wiped his tear. "God Zim...I mean I know you are stupid but..."

"JUST TELL ME, DIB WORM!" commanded I pointing at Dib. "Tell me this instance!"

Dib stoped snickering and put his hands behind his back. "You had sex with Tak." Dib clearly stated. "I mean, how else would of this smeet come to existance?"

Tak and my eyes got wide at that statement, we both started laughing like crazy. "Zim would do nothing of the sort! I dont have an interest in that, and I wouldnt even be able to do that." I said as I waved my finger at Dib.

Dib stopped snickering and suddenly his mind just went blank. "Then how HELL did you have the baby?"

"SILENCE STINK-MONKEY!" I yelled pointing at him with my attanaes up. "We irkens have a different way of reproducing than you filthy humans."

Tak just shrugged her shoulders. "Well..Im going to leave now." she said quietly walking out the door with DB in her hands.

"Wait..WAIT!" Come back!" I ordered grabbing her hand. "If you are leaving with DB, then I am leaving too."

Tak stood there wide eyed. "You would sacrifice your whole mission just for a smeet?"

"Well.." I said as I slowly let go of her hand. "Its just that.."

"You are so caring!" Tak said as she smiled with tears forming in her purple eyes. "You are the best father I have ever seen!" she squeeled as she ran up to Zim and kissed his cheek.

I squeeked and jumped up. "What was THAT?" I yelled brushing off the germs off my cheek. "That wasnt the first time you kissed my cheek either!"

Tak giggled and ran back into the base with the child. "I think I will stay here for a little while longer..." she said in a sexy voice.

"I am scared now." I said as I narrowed my eyes, looking back at Dib. "AND YOU! WORM-BABY! GET OUT OF HERE!"

"Tak and Zim sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g!" Dib started singing in a cheerful tone.

I covered my non-existant ears and started screaming. "NOOO! NOT THE GOOEYNESS!" I squeeled running back inside my base and slamming the door, locking it with twenty different locks then giving a relieved sigh.

"Zim you take everything like its going to blow up the earth." said Tak as she raised an eyebrow.

"HEY! BLOWING UP THE EARTH IS MY JOB!" I ordered with an defensive face.

GIR just stood there sucking on his brain-freezie. "ZIM AND TAK SITTING ON A MONKEY, K-I-S-S-uhh...SOMETHING!" he sang dancing around Tak and I.

"GIR!" I yelled grabbing him by the attanae. "GO WATCH...the scary monkey show or something."

"Okie dokie!" cheered GIR slapping his metal hands. "Can I have some tacos tooooo?"

"Sure sure have all the tacos you want NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!" I commanded throwing him on the couch.

"Weee!" squeeled GIR landing and turning on the TV like nothing ever happened with a blank stare.

"Good then..." I nodded looking back. "Hey..where is Tak?" I questioned looking around, spotting DB in playpen.

"Ohhh Ziiiiim" sang Tak from my room. "I want to show you something..."

I obeyed her command for once, and looked inside my room. "Tak? Why are you in my bed? Its 2:00pm! Its not sleepy time!"

Tak chuckled to herself and let out a sexy breathy voice. "Oh Im not tired..." she said grabbing my uniform and pulling me inside. "Im more kind of...energetic...for something."

I yelped and squeeked as I landed ontop of her. I looked at her eyes then down at her mouth. "Tak...are you trying to do what Dib stated awhile ago?"

"I dont understand what you mean by that.." blinked Tak with an inoccent voice. "Tell me what you mean..."

I slapped my forhead. "SEX! WHATEVER THAT IS! I am NOT going to do THAT!"

Tak dropped me with wide eyes. "What made you think I wanted to do THAT? I just wanted to ask you a question privately!"

I yelped again as I landed on the floor, I slowly got up and rubbed my head with anger. "HOW DARE YOU DROP THE ALMIGHTY ZIM!" I yelled pointing at her.

"Dont point at me!" ordered Tak slapping my gloved hand away from her face.

"Okay then..." I said as I cleared my voice. "Then what is the question?"

"Well...uhh...the question! Right..it was...uh" Tak said looking around. "Do you want...THIS DRESS OR THIS ONE?" she squeeled pulling out two purple dresses.

I narrowed my eyes and slammed the door. "Im going to watch TV with GIR..."

"HEY WAIT!" Tak pleaded. "DONT LEAVE ME HERE!"

"Hey master, did you guys have teh huzzah-huzzah?" questioned GIR eating poopcorn.

"Uh...what are you talking about?" I said in a questionable manner.

"DO IT YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!" squeeled GIR jumping on my head.

I fell to the side and winced, feeling Tak raise an eyebrow on the both of us. "Having fun?" she questioned looking down at us.

"Tak..." I said in a serious tone. "Before I go crazy again...how did our baby exist?"

Tak smiled and helped my up, sitting right on the couchs arm chair. "Well if all started when we met..."

-flash back-

"We did it, GIR! We saved planet Earth!...now lets go destroy it."

"yaaay!"

-it was when I was blasted into space, I have lost control of my voot cruiser and decided to evacuate. I landed on a planet called planet spurr where there was nothing but red and green gooey THINGS..augh..anyways.

I scratched my head and noticed a part of your ripped boot hanging on the side of my uniform after we fought. I decided to keep it safe for my DNA tracker to find you, but alas when I stole one of the planets ships and landed on Irk, I accidently placed the part of the torn boot on a DNA tube for smeet making rather then the DNA tracker, it was my only thing to track you with. I got fustraighted, rather scared...one of the nurses injected me and used my blood sample for the DNA tube. Of course I didnt find out what I have done until the nurse told me I had a smeet in the making. I was slightly joyed, yet still fustraighted.-

"Congratulations, Tak! You are a mother of a female smeet!"

"..mother?...SMEET?"

"She will be transported to you in a few days, see you!"

-flash back ended-

"And that is how it happened..." Tak said playing with her gloves. "It was a mistake, an accident. I didnt MEAN to get a smeet, over all these irkens that could have been the father YOU turned out to be her blood relative...now I must take care of her, which that she will always remind me of you." she said with a sigh looking at me. "And..you hate everything about me."

Those last words echoed in my mind. Why is it that she kept on remembering about that? It was only a sudden burst of anger...I didnt think it would effect her so strongly.

"I dont really know where to go, or what to do." Tak continued. "I want to take care of the smeet but..with you. With the father...but I just cant seem to live with you since you always fight with me...hating me isnt going to work out. You are either going to start liking me or Ill set it up for adoption..."

"No need for adoption!" I disrupted placing my hand on Taks shoulder. "We will take care of this smeet together." I said with a smile, holding DB up and placing a black ribbon around her neck gently. "She will be beautiful, smart, and wonderful..." I continued giving the child to Tak. "And ours..."

Tak dried up her tear and gave me a hug with DB on her other hand, somehow this strange affection got me feeling all warm inside...causing my pak to cause problems.

"Uh Tak I dont think we should hug." I said pushing her away lightly.

Tak sighed sadly and hugged DB. "Fine..."

"...although" I continued shyly. "That was preety nice but uhm...it cant go any farther!"

"I understand..." said Tak giving GIR the smeet and setting her gloved hand on my chest, pushing me against the couch with her getting ontop of me. "I understand completely."

"...eep" I said with my attanaes going down.

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(A/N) YAY I hope you liked that long chappie! X3 Sorry I stopped when it was getting kinda good. XD (not really wah) Well The next few chapters will include The tallests, Dib, Gaz and skool (not a person but meh). DB will grow up to be old enough to start invading like her parents, but how will her personality be when shes older? Find out! heehee! R&R MORTAS! X33.

Zim: shutup...

Me: (sticks tongue out) make me.