Hey sorry for the long update guys...I shall continue now.

Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim, he is owned by Jhonen Vasquez and Viacom, I own DB.

Helgoth owns Zimma.

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I quickly jerked away and took a deep breath. "Tak youre doing it again..."

Of course she didnt quite seem to care what I was saying. She quietly placed her finger on my lips to quiet me, then slowly slid it down to my chest, I started feeling dizzy and layed back on the couch with her on me.

"I know what Im doing" she informed running her finger lower to my stomach. "And you know too." she whispered with a smirk

I quickly started moving up the couch nervously. "I honestly wouldnt know..." I whispered feeling her finger slide down lower, I just stared at her.

"Curious..?" she questioned putting her face to mine. "Take off the wig."

I slowly raised an eyebrow while grabbing my wig with both of my gloved hands. I started slipping it off slowly, revieling my attanaes.

Tak looked at me and started giggling. "Zim...your attanaes are going up."

"Eh?" I said feeling them, they were indeed straight up.

"Theyre hard." Tak said feeling my left one.

"Oh mother of Irk WHY?" I questioned trying to pull them down.

"It can only mean one thing..." she said running her finger between my legs, "arousement."

I quickly jumped up then fall back down on my back. "TAK!" I yelled grabbing her finger. "Thats...off limits!"

"I was just curious" she said with a shrug. "Dont have to get so worked up."

I started calming down taking deep breathes. "Well can you be curious in OTHER places?"

"Dont act like you didnt like it." she said with a playful growl, pushing me down and pinning me against the couch. "Im sure you are just as curious in feeling around me, arent you?"

I just quietly stared at her, looking down at her chest.

She slowly closed her eyes leaning her face towards mine, until I felt them touch.

"Tak..." I said underbreathe. "What now..."

"shhh..." she said quietly, plaing her soft lips to mine, pausing, then pressing them together, giving a soft kiss.

My attanaes quickly went all the way up, my eyes widened as I started feeling all warm inside, like I was on fire or something inside me.

I looked at her while she was still in kissing position, I closed my eyes and wrapped my arms around her, kissing her back, and hugging her close to me.

"Master, the baby said her first word!" yelled GIR in the backround. "LOOKIE!"

I quickly snapped out of my trance as Tak quickly got off me and sat there on the couch. I sat up and brushed off my uniform while taking off my contacts. "What word, GIR?" I said in a casual voice.

"D...D...Doom" said DB from GIRs doggy paws.

"She said Doom!" yeled Tak excitedly and hugging her. "Can you say 'mama'?"

"Or how about 'dada'"? I added looking at her.

DB looked around nervously at everyone looking at her. "D...D"

"Thats right...cmon, 'dada'" said Tak petting her.

"D...D" DB said looking at me. "DORK!"

"What!" I yelled with almost a scowl. "Dork?"

DB just stared at me smiling and pointing. "Dork!"

"You will pay for calling the almighty ZIM such a word!" I snapped trying to grabb her.

"Zim!" Yelled Tak slapping my hand. "Maybe I was wrong about you being a good father." she mummbled craddling her.

I rubbed my hand while narrowing my eyes at her. "She needs to be taught! I was just trying to be a parent."

GIR grabbed DB out of Taks hands. "Can you say father? CAN YA?"

DB stared at him then looked back at me. "F...F..."

I started smiling putting my hands behind my back, maybe this time she will say it right.

"F...F...Fuck you!"

"DB!" shriked Tak.

"THAT IS IT!" I yelled grabbing her. "Apologize now, filthy."

"Fuck you!" squeeled DB clapping her hands.

"Thats it! Im ginving you a spanking."

"Goo?"

I raised my hand and gave her a good one, she stared at me and paused, then started crying in my ears.

"ZIM!" yelled Tak with rage, slapping me in the back of the head. "Dont hit our DB!"

I rubbed my head and stared at her deadly. "Hit me again and Ill choke you."

"Id like to see you try..." she said deadly slapping my head again.

I started growling and jumped at her, ending up rolling on the floor and slamming against the wall.

"Master and the purple eyed lady are playing wrestling!" clapped GIR setting DB on the couch. "I WANNA PLAY!"

"Quit it, Zim! You are not supposed to hit girls!" yelled Tak rolling ontop of me and hitting me in the stomach.

I winced and looked up at her, "Who said you were female?" I questioned out of anger, pulling on her uniform.

"Zim no youre tearing it!" warned Tak grabbing my hand, "STOP!"

"Never!" I growled feeling her uniform tear in half. There was sudden silence.

"ZIM YOU BASTARD!" shrieked Tak slapping me then covering her chest.

I rubbed my cheek and looked up at her innocently. "Tak I see your bra."

"Pervert!" she yelled running to my room to change.

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Later

A telegram has been sent to my base from planet Irk.

GIR got up from the couch and ran towards the door, opening it. "HELLO!" he waved spotting an irken who was disguised as an old man. "I have something for you." said the irken revieling a smeet that was older than DB.

GIR looked down and stopped waving. "ooooo" he said picking up her up. "MASTER LOOK!" he said running inside.

I was in my lab at the time while Tak was busy cleaning. "What is it now, GIR?" I questioned spotting the smeet.

"This came from the door! THE DOOR HAD A BABY!"

"Mother of all humanity...thats...thats another smeet! Is that mine?"

GIR nodded and looked at the tag that was on her. "Her name is Zimma!"

"I hate you!" said Zimma in a cheery voice.

"...excellent."

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(A/N) YAY I hope I dont get killed for using her character without permission XD. Anyways yeah wait for teh next chapter when DB and Zimma turn older!