This fanfiction is gonna pick up from after the third movie. We'll say that Jack is back, the Pearl is gone so they have a new ship, & Will is still angry with Elizabeth for kissing Jack, so they're not married yet. Oh, and the three of them are sailing together along with the crew.

"Captain? Do you think those two will ever get back together?"

"Gibbs… Like I said before, Will just doesn't have enough to woo her. She'll come back to me."

"I thought you-?"

"I don't, savvy?" Jack grinned. Gibbs pondered it, then nodded as they both laughed.

"Captain!" Someone shouted from the crow's nest. "There's two ships fighting on the starboard side!"

"Well, just avoid them!" shouted Will. As he said this, the crew gathered around the edge.

"What's wrong with them?" Elizabeth asked Jack.

"SURE! Just go ask Jack!" Will shouted furiously. She glared at him.

"It just that we're always in the battle, we've never seen one."

"That's lame…"

"Why are you always putting him down?"

"Why are you always flirting with him!"

"I do not flirt!"

Jack wobbled over to the side of the new ship. How he missed the Pearl…

"Captain!" Gibbs approached him. "It looks like this ship over here," He pointed, "Has put some gunpowder on the other."

"Bye bye!" cawed Marty's parrot.

The parrot knew what he was talking about. Sure enough, there was an explosion of about five cannons and then the ship exploded. Debris & flames shot up. The crew cheered.

"What? No fireworks?" said Jack. "Disappointing…"

Everyone went back to their posts. Will looked up from his bickering with Elizabeth.

"And now I missed it!" he shouted.

"And is that my fault?"

"YES!"

Elizabeth gasped & angrily shuffled off to her room.

Will went over to look at the wreck. He drummed his fingers on the railing. If this was the Pearl, Jack thought, He would have gotten a few splinters by now… He sighed.

About an hour later, Will shot up & looked alert, "Man over board!" He pointed to a person lying on a large square piece of drift wood. Everyone ran from their posts again over to the side. Even Elizabeth came out,

"Ahh, just leave him…" Jack said. He waved at the passing 'opportunity' to do something good. Elizabeth frowned. He looked out at the person. He leapt up.

"WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING! GET HER UP!" Everyone looked at him, questioning his judgment, but lowered a few people, including Cotton & Marty, down.

"Why the sudden change?" Will asked,

Jack smiled. "She's a woman and…"

"KEGS OF RUM! HE FLOATING ON- WAIT! THIS IS A WOMAN!" someone shouted from the boat. Everyone gathered around, trying to get a good look at her.

Elizabeth scowled at Jack one last time before going off to her room again. Will just shook his head, knowing that some things will never change…

OK, so it's not great… The next chapters should be better, so just wait & see! Don't forget to leave a review!