Dear Doctor Finn,
I was thinking back to our time together, and I realized I never thanked you for all the support you gave me all those years ago. After the Krusty Krab was decimated and I worked for Plankton, was the worst time of my life. Then I saw your billboard advertisement one day and I found the courage to escape Plankton for the three minutes it took to call your office.
All because of my sessions with you, I am now a happier Sponge than I have ever been. You showed me how to start my own business, which is going very well, my partner and I are looking into opening our eighth restaurant in Bikini Bottom, and also expanding to Rock Bottom.
Chris and I recently adopted a small starfish. Just looking at him reminds me so much of Patrick, so that's what we named him. We call him Pat for short. "Uncle" Plankton just adores him. (It's amazing how you got Plankton to change so much!)
Plankton and Pat frequently spend the whole day together, and I'm glad for that, as Chris and I are oftentimes very busy at work. Although, I am a little worried about how Pat sometimes laughs maniacally whenever one of his classmates gets hurt... Aw, well, all kids go through that phase (at least that's what Plankton said).
Squilliam bought Squidward's house a few days after the Krusty Krab burned down. Remember, I told you about him, the guy that lived Squidward's dream? Well, instead of living in the house like he should have he turned it into a museum for all of Squidward's art.
Well, that's all the updates I have time for now. I have to attend a broad of directors meeting in just a few minutes. I will be dropping by this Thursday, afternoon-ish. I made sure that wasn't a holiday, like the last four times I visited. Did you ever get your home phone working again? Those telephone company people can be quite lazy, you just keep on at them about restoring phone service to your home and office.
Truly yours,
Spongebob Squarepants