Vacation Chapter 2, a kim possible fanfic

Vacation

By mkusenagi2

The story concept © 6-20-2006
All Marvel characters are © Marvel Comics.
Kim Possible and other Disney characters
are © Disney Co.

The Quotes used by Ron and Sheila come from
Bill Shakespeare's poem Venus and Adonis.

Part II

7-19-2004
Northern Bohemia
The village of Lovosice
Czech Republic
The Chalet of
Sheila Goble
Ron Stoppable's Room
0918 Hrs

Ron was lying on his bed making notes in his PDA Journal.

Man this tanks… HURTS Too… MISS HER! DAMN! Kim's leave got cut short… by the Big 3… there's some guy named Hirotaka coming to base that's supposed to train Kim… and work with us in the field… knowing Unc' he's a friend of his or Somethin'…

I wish she was here… HEH… The maids got kinda upset with us… cause we went through SO much linen… Whew! KP's something else… I'm tired… Nice Tired… but tired… Glad Rufus wasn't here, I'd had some 'Splainin to do.

And Sheila… Boy did she have US pegged… I miss her… Can't wait to see her again… Wonder what she's Like…

"Knock, Knock!" Ron looked up from the bed.

A Visibly Nervous 22 yr old liveried Monegasque Courier from Prince William III's Compagnie des Carabiniers stood in Ron's doorway.

"Can I help you Dude?" Ron asked as he rose from the bed.

"Yes… Uh… Pardon M'sieur…" 'It's him! He fought beside us… with the Heart of a Lion no less… and is so relaxed! Truly he is a Great Soldier!'

"Dude?" 'What's up? Looks familiar… the battle in Monaco… he was there!'

"Uh… M'sieur Stoppable, Sir Ronald…" The courier said as he handed Ron a clipboard.

"Dude, were you in the Battle for Monaco?" Ron said as he signed for his parcel.

"Yes Sir, I was."

"Ron."

"Sir?"

"Call me Ron… Not Sir, or Sir Ronald… just Ron… we fought together… could've died on the battlefield together… ok?"

"Yes S… Ron."

"What's your name Dude?"

"Marc DesChamps… Ron. Why?" he handed Ron the parcel.

"Just askin'. How'd you get this detail?"

"I… volunteered. After the battle I worked with the Prince to help rebuild… When Princess Baux returned, I was assigned by the Prince to be her ADC and Bodyguard."

"Coolio! You're her bodyguard and her Aide… Dude, weren't you on the front line when Herc and I were fighting the Adaptoid? Seems to me I saw you shoot it in the face and hit it with whatever you could when we were mixing it up! That took some MAJOR guts Dude!"

"Yes… I did… But it was nothing compared to what you did… Ron… It was amazing… No… Incredible to see you and Ms. Possible fight that monster… Pardon… but where is the other member of Team Possible… Ms Possible?" Marc handed the parcel to Ron.

"Thanks… Oh KP? She had to go back… home to take care of some… business. Do you have any family?" Ron took the parcel. 'Yeah! He was on the Front Line with us! Coolio!'

"Yes Sir. My mother and my uncles still live in Monaco." 'Why is he asking?'

"Are they Ok?" 'I hope so, he's a good Dude.' Ron stuffed the parcel in his thigh pocket and walked towards the kitchen with the courier in tow.

"Oui M'sieur… thanks to you they are Better Than Ever… They own the Monte Carlo Bueno Nacho."

Ron stopped in his tracks.

"Dude! The SAME one that supplied the 'stuff' we needed to defeat the Adaptoid?"

"Yes!"

"…"

"Wait… Better Than Ever?"

"Yes, before the Battle of Monaco they were struggling to stay in business, but ever since you used our… their uh… 'materials' they've been very successful!"

"Coolio! Tell 'em to push the Naco, it'll be a hit around there. I should know… I invented it!"

"Non… YOU Invented The Naco? It is one of my favorite dishes!"

Ron sheepishly rubbed the back of his head. "Yeah… it was during a mission with KP… had some slow time… nothin' better to do… so I whipped somethin' up and got the Naco."

"No wonder the Princess raves about your cooking… Truly you are a Master of the Culinary Arts… Perhaps you will go to school for this? You could 'take' the Black Coat!"

"It's a thought… I need to run it by KP and Sheila 1st though." They resumed walking towards the kitchen.

"Hungry? Had breakfast yet?" Ron asked as they entered the kitchen. The courier sat at the table while Ron rummaged through the fridge.

"No I haven't eaten." 'He is truly a Good man. Princess Baux has chosen well!'

"Good, I'm making breakfast… Strawberry Vanilla waffles… want some?"

"!" 'HE wants to share breakfast with ME… Truly A Great Man.'

---

After Ron and Marc ate and reminisced about the battle, Ron said goodbye and went to his room.

'Wonder what's inside?' Ron opened the package and shook out an armored memory stick with a note attached.

'!'

Hon,

I'm going to be stuck here for a few more days, and I NEED to see you!

Therefore by Royal Decree Sir Ronald Stoppable's presence is required
at the Confirmation Ball being held in the honor of:

Crown Princess Sheila Goble Baux, Marquise Of The House Of Liguria.

On 7-22-2004, at The Palais Princier in
Monaco-Ville, Monaco.

Just GET here OK?

Now to business: about the stick.

To use the stick just plug it into the MCR data console behind the study.

The stick contains a few pictures of moi in various states of dress (Heh), and a tour of areas in the city where we've been helping with the reconstruction. There are some pictures of the undamaged buildings and landmarks as well. There's a datafile that covers court etiquette and customs… I KNOW you've rubbed shoulders with the elite… just want to make sure My Guy's prepared for anything.

I hope you don't mind my choice in couriers, but Marc wanted to meet you. You're one of his heroes (and MINE Too! 'Nuff said!).

Sorry about Kim having to leave early, I heard. Well at least the maids will get some rest now, heard about the sheets. For what it's worth I miss her too. From what I heard she'll be training with one of my Sensei's best students.

LOVE YA

PS: Get PLENTY of REST… YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT!

'Oh Boy! Looks like I'll have to pack the duffel.' Ron thought as he got to work.

---

7-19-2004
Condor 1/SHIELD Helicarrier flagship
In hover mode over
The Mediterranean
Off the French Riviera
The Landing Deck
A Safe Zone
1030 hrs

Captain Kim Possible, dressed in full Regalia, waited on the deck for The Director's guest to disembark from a Stark Hypersonic Quinjet.

'Whoever he is… he's got some Major connections… I wish Ron and Sheila were here… The Link's great but there's NO substitute… It's just as well I'm here, the maids looked like they wanted to kill us half the time 'cause of the sheets… can't help it, Ron makes me gooey inside!' Beetroot.

A lean but VERY FIT man in full SHIELD kit exited the craft and 'walked' over to Kim's position… removed his flight helmet exposing a shock of hair and bowed to Kim.

'WOW! He looks like he could do some damage just from the WAY he moves. I'm SOOO GLAD Ron and I are together… This guy could turn me into a Crushing Sheep otherwise!'

"It Is My Honor To Meet The World Famous Kim Possible… I am Hirotaka."

---

7-19-2004
Condor 1/SHIELD Helicarrier flagship
In hover mode over
The Mediterranean
Off the French Riviera
The Practice Room
1050 hrs

Kim was fighting for her 'life'!

After she helped Hirotaka settle into his quarters in Officer's country (With a Rank of Capt.!), they went to the practice room to cross train.

During their sparring session, Kim quickly realized that her 1st assessment of Hirotaka was correct. He was Very capable of causing SEVERE damage to an opponent!

The session proved to be Very one sided. For every attack or defense Kim used Hirotaka had a counter. The only things that saved her were her speed and her experiences fighting Shego and Monkey Fist in the past.

"Stop." He said as they came to a halt. "You need to relax. As one of the Mates of the Chosen One you have powers that others dream of. First we'll work on clearing the Way for your Spirit…"

'!' 'Mates of The Chosen One… Ron? Shang said there's a prophecy… I'll have to check it out later.'

"First we'll start with what the Chinese call zhang zhuang or…"

"Standing on Stake or Embracing The Tree, it's a hard core form of meditation! Shang Chi taught Ron and me that technique. OH! Sorry!"

"That's quite alright Kim. Ninpo is composed of the best that all systems have to offer. You are right it is a form of meditation… in your case we're going to use it to tap into your hidden strengths. Let's begin with Hoko No Kamae."

So began Kim's Ninpo training.

---

7-22-2004
Monaco-Ville
The Palais Princier
Foyer
1530 hrs

Ron walked into William III's palace and beheld a wondrous sight. Sheila was dressed in her SHIELD kit talking to Jenkins and Marc DesChamps.

'Man… You Look HAWT In That Rig!' Ron thought to her.

"?" "!" "Ron!" Sheila threw her clipboard to Marc, ran to Ron and jumped into his arms.

Ron found himself smothered with kisses…

'I missed you!' she cried.

'I can Tell… I missed you TOO!' Ron replied.

"Hey!" Rufus chirped as he tugged Ron's leg.

"Buddy! I missed you Too, Hold On…" Ron squatted and rummaged through his bag, "I've got some Czech yellow aka Olomoucké syrečky in here somewhere for ya buddy… Here it is!" Ron pulled out a huge piece of cheese from his duffel.

"Yay!" Rufus chirped as he high fived Ron.

Ron stood and embraced Sheila.

"So what'd I miss?" he asked Sheila as they snuggled under Jenkins and Marc's smiling gaze.

"Nothing… same old thing… villain wrecks a small country and SHIELD helps to fix it up… You?"

"Well I'm here in Monaco looking for this babe that's the new Crown Princess… I heard that she digs guys that can cook and fight monsters…"

"Oh Really." She nuzzled his neck.

"Yeah… She's a Real looker too… heard she's World class when it comes to fighting too."

"Uh huh, what's she look like?" nipping Ron's neck.

"Oh she's about your height, Raven dark hair… killer smile like yours… Great figure… Oh Yeah, she's got a GREAT set of…"

"RONALD DEAN STOPPABLE DON'T YOU DARE!"

'Well you DO have the best bust I've seen next to KP's.' Devilish Ron.

'I heard THAT!' Kim exclaimed.

'KP's here?'

'Yeah Hon… Kim's handling some of the Security. The Military Elite of the World will be here along with the usual Heads of State and William's friends…'

'Coolio! Uh sorry KP… It's just y'know…'

'Hon I'm just needling you. Sheila's a great looker and so am I… in our own ways… Gotta go… Logan's got some fresh Intel I have to check. Love you guys!'

'Love You Too!' Ron, Sheila.

"Jenkins, Marc have you got things in hand?" Sheila asked.

"Yes Ma'am we do." Smiling Jenkins and Marc.

"Good. Sir Ron and I are going to our old rooms and catch up a bit on things… See Ya!" 'We've got our old rooms. Kim's is on the left… your left as you face my room.' Sheila sent as they moseyed up the steps.

---

7-22-2004
Monaco-Ville
The Palais Princier
Ballroom
2030 hrs

'MAN! It's sooo boring here… gotta liven the place up' Ron covertly thought as he wound his way to the bandstand.

"Dude, what would it take to get you guys to liven it up… It's for a GREAT cause… making the Crown Princess laugh." Ron asked the band leader.

"You're NOT doing Karaoke… are you Sir?" the leader asked.

"What if I am?" Ron.

"She HATES it Sir." Bandleader.

"She'll like the set I've picked… TRUST ME!" Ron handed the bandleader a list.

"It Was Nice Knowing You Sir." the leader said as Ron got on the stand.

Ron tapped the mike… "Is this thing ON? SQUEALLL… Heh… Guess it is… I'd like to use this 1st number as a cure for boredom… Y'all had a blast the last time the girls and I were here… HIT IT!"

Ron started to sing…

Hey Sister, Go Sister, Soul Sister, Go Sister
Hey Sister, Go Sister, Soul Sister, Go Sister
He met Marmalade down in Old New Orleans
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said "Hello, Hey Joe, you wanna give it a go?" Mmm, Mmm.

'KARAOKE! I'm gonna KILL YOU!' Sheila thought at Ron.

'C'mon… you were bored out of your skull… 'sides you'll like what I've got lined up.' he replied.

'Ron's got a knack for this Sheila… Give him a chance!' Kim thought.

'DON'T EMBARRASS US!' Sheila.

'Wouldn't think of it!' He stated.

"Now EVERYBODY has to sing the CHORUS!" he cried. So they did!

Itchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da
Itchi Gitchi Ya Ya Here
Mocha-choca-lata Ya Ya
Creole Lady Marmalade
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Ron marched up and down the stage, causing Sheila and the entourage to quake in laughter!

He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
The boy drank all her magnolia-wine
On the black satin sheets oh I swear he started to freak

"Now Your Turn!" he said to his audience.

Itchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da
Itchi Gitchi Ya Ya Here
Mocha-choca-lata Ya Ya
Creole Lady Marmalade
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

(Instrumental bridge)

Hey, Hey, Hey
Touching her skin feelin' silky smooth
The colour of cafe au lait
Made the savage beast inside
Roar until it cried, More, More, More
Now he's back home doing 9 to 5
Living his grey flannel life
But when he turns off to sleep
Old memories creep, More, More, More

"One More Time!" Ron.

Itchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da Da
Itchi Gitchi Ya Ya here
Mocha-choco-lata Ya Ya
Creole Lady Marmalade
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

"Now Together!" Ron.

Mmm, Hmmm

Itchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da
Itchi Gitchi Ya Ya Here
Mocha-choco-lata Ya Ya

Creole Lady Marmalade

Lady Marmalade
Patti LaBelle
(Suggested by Toni Forwood)

Everyone burst into laughter… ESPECIALLY Sheila.

---

While Ron was working to liven up the Ball several malcontents were cruising the grounds looking for trouble… and finding it.

'Soon I shall have my revenge on Ron Stoppable… how dare he take my chance at happiness with Shego away from me. Me! Senor Senior Junior!' a Camo'd Junior thought as he crept through the brush, took position and fired a grappling hook onto one of the Ballroom's 2nd floor balconies and scurried up the line.

"OOOFF!" Junior grunted as he landed in a heap after fumbling his way over the balustrade.

A rough hand was extended towards Junior.

"Here, let me help you up Lad. You took quite a tumble." A tall distinguished stout 6', 50-ish, eye-patched man dressed in Brioni pinstripe said.

"Yeah Tumble." A voice squeaked from his pocket.

"!" "Uh. Thank You…"

"The names Jenkins lad… and Yours?" Jenkins asked while Junior stripped off his Camo and adjusted his tux.

"I Am…" Junior struck a pose, "Senor Senior Junior! And You are?"

"A friend of the Princess'." Jenkins said. "So why are you here Junior?"

"I have come with the Knights of Rodeghan to steal the Princess from this place and win her hand from Ron Stoppable… as if he could keep her for long! Have you seen his taste in clothes… and his hair! It is Disgusting!"

"Sorry Lad… Can't let you do it… Sir Ron's a friend." Jenkins said as he settled into Shizen no Kamae.

"Yeah a Friend!" the voice squeaked.

"Am I hearing things?" Junior asked as he settled into Hoko no Kamae.

"No." Rufus chirped as he popped out of Jenkins pocket with a blaster.

"You can't stop me with that popgun… Now I must attack!"

Junior rushed Jenkins and tried to hit him with the Turtles' Head. Jenkins brushed it aside, dropped into a one legged crouch on his right leg, popped up and hit Junior with a curved Left Varma Ati Leopard strike to his sternum and a Knee Thrust to his pelvis with a resounding, "CRACK!"

A severely wounded Junior fell into unconsciousness.

"Like I said Can't… Thanks for the workout… Not, as Sir Ron would say. Jenkins to all experts." He said over his link.

"Go ahead." Logan, Kim, Hirotaka, William III, and Dobbs said.

"The Knights of Rodeghan are here Sir's, and they're after Princess Baux. I've 'captured' Senior Sr's boy Sir."

"Great Job Gunny… Bolt him and join the party."

"Yes Sir." Jenkins stripped Junior, took out a modified Taurus .45, screwed a spikelike object to the barrel, and shot it into the Balcony's stone floor. He quickly fired another into the floor and secured Junior's left wrist and right ankle to the bolts with loops of braided Adamantium cord.

"Done Sir. Gunny out."

---

"Thanks everybody," Ron said as he sat on the stand's edge, "Now this next piece I'll have to handle myself. Lights Please!"

The lights dimmed and and a green spotlight shone on Sheila and a white spotlight on Ron.

He began to sing…

Thanks for the times
That you've given me
The memories are all in my mind
And now that we've come
To the end of our rainbow

'!' Sheila.

There's something
I must say out loud

Ron Knelt and pointed at Sheila.

Sheila turned and Looked at Kim…

You're once, twice
Three times a lady

And I love you

'How did he know?' Sheila. 'It's my FAVORITE song!'

Yes you're once twice
Three times a lady
And I love you

When we are together
The moments I cherish
With every beat of my heart
To touch you to hold you
To feel you to need you
There's nothing to keep us apart

Sheila raised a hand to her mouth and wept tears of JOY!

You're once twice
Three times a lady
And I love you
I love you

Three Times A Lady
Lionel Richie & The Commodores

'I Love You Too!' Sheila to Ron. (AWWW!)

'Someone's here… WOW, the Ninpo works! I WON'T let them spoil Their night…' Kim thought.

Kim excused herself, cruised through the crowd… recognized and 'intercepted' a Knight easing his way towards Ron. Dobbs and a SHIELD agent came over, she handed the Knight over to Dobbs.

"Stay frosty." She whispered to him before returning to Sheila's side.

"'Course us guys… when we SEE a Beautiful Lady… Think like THIS Song… No Disrespect Meant Ladies… That's Just THE Way It Is."

Ron stood and began to sing…

Uh! … MMM MMM MMM

Ow, she's a brick house
She's mighty, mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
Ow, she's a brick house
The lady's stacked, that's a fact, ain't holdin' nothin' back
Ow, she's a brick house
Well-built together, everybody knows, this is how the story goes

Folks began to clap to the beat as Ron walked up and down the stand.

She knows she's got everything
That a woman needs to get a man, yeah, yeah
How can she lose, with what she uses
36-24-36, what a winning hand

Ron swiveled to the beat…

'Cause she's a brick house
She's mighty, mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
Hey, she's a brick house
Oh, The lady's stacked, that's a fact, ain't holdin' nothin' back
Oh, she's a brick house, yeah
She's the one, the only one, built like an Amazon

Sheila COULDN'T help it… and began to LAUGH!

Mmm, the clothes she wears, her sexy ways
Make a old man wish for younger days, yeah, yeah
She knows she's built and knows how to please
Sho'nuff to knock a strong man to his knees

Of Course Ron dropped to his knees…

'Cause she's a brick house
Yeah, she's mighty, mighty, Just lettin' it all hang out
Hey, brick house
The lady's stacked, that's a fact, ain't holdin' nothin' back, ow

'Is That What You Think Of Me?' Sheila.

"Sorry… But YEAH!' Ron. 'KP Too!'

'Nice Save… Potential Boy!' Kim.

Shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, shake it down, down, down

Shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, ow

Brick house
Yeah, she's mighty, mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
Ow, a brick house
Yeah she's the one, the only one, built like an Amazon, yeah

Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it, shake it

Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it

Ow, a brick house

Brick House
The Commodores

The entourage applauded.

---

Meanwhile…

The rest of the Knights were waiting outside in a copse of trees to cover their compatriots escape.

"Where are they?" #2 asked #3 to #5. The others shrugged.

"Sorry guys… been a Change of Plan." A voice growled through the darkness.

"Stay Alert!" #2 cried.

"Kinda late for that… SNIKT!" Wolverine said as he popped his claws into #2, while Hirotaka dropped from above and knocked the others senseless with The Tumbling Drunken Monkey Falls From Heaven.

After they stripped and stapled them to the trees Logan linked to the Prince.

"Commander, this is Logan we've 'secured' the area, only 1 cas."

"That's fine," William III replied, "I'll have a retrieval team collect them. Now come on down and enjoy yourselves."

"Ya heard the man Kid," Logan said as he handed Hirotaka a Cuban, "Let's Party!"

---

"Thank You. Now this next song describes how Sheila and I were on our First Mission together… HIT IT GUYS!"

The heart of the city street was beating
Lights from the neons
Turned the dark to day
We were too hot to think of sleeping
We had to get out
Before the magic got away
We were running with the night
Playing in the shadows
Just you and i
Till the morning light
(we were running) oh, oh
Running with the night
You were looking so good girl
Heads were turning
You and me on the town
Ooh, we let it all hang out
The fire was in us, we were running
We were gonna go all the way
And we never had a doubt
We were running with the night
Playing in the shadows
Just you and i
Till the morning light
Running with the night
We were so in love you and me
On the boulevard wild and free
Giving all we got, we laid it down
Taking every shot, we took the town
We were running with the night
Playing in the shadows
Just you and i
Girl, it was so right
Girl, it was so right.

Running With The Night
Lionel Ritchie and The Commodores

'That's It Mister… Time to play dirty.' Kim thought at Ron.

Kim leaned over and whispered into Sheila's ear… Sheila went to the band leader, asked him to play a number, took something from him… then took the mike from Ron and handed it to Kim!

"Prince William, Honored Guests… Tonight we WILL settle, once and for ALL the question of how WE feel about this wonderful man… Ronald Stoppable… HIT IT!" Sheila cried.

A Funky beat started…

Sheila and Kim began to sing… and pointed at Ron!

YOU GIVE ME THAT FUNNY FEELING IN MY TUMMY...

'NO! You WOULDN'T… Not My FAVORITE SONG!' Ron.

'All's Fair In Love, War, and Singing… HON!' Kim and Sheila.

ahw shit, yeah, that's right uh huh
Rollercoaster of Love
say what
Rollercoaster (Yeah! oohh oohh oohh)
Rollercoaster (Oh baby you know what I'm talking about) of Love
Rollercoaster (oohh oohh oohh)
Rollercoaster of Love
Rollercoaster (oohh oohh oohh)
Rollercoaster of Love
oh yeah it's Rollercoaster time
Rollercoaster… lovin' you is really wild (oohh oohh oohh)
Rollercoaster
Rollercoaster (oohh oohh oohh)
Rollercoaster… (Oh it's just a love rollercoaster) of Love
Rollercoaster
Rollercoaster (oohh oohh oohh)
step right up and get your tickets

Your love is like a Rollercoaster baby,baby
I wanna ride yeah (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Your love is like a Rollercoaster baby,baby
I wanna ride yeah (ooh, ooh, ooh)

'I can do this Too!' Ron picked up another mike from the stand and joined in!

Move over dad 'cause I'm a double dipper
Upside down on the big dip dipper
1,2,1,2,3 Oh I´ve got a ticket come ride with me
Let me go down on the merry-go-round
All is fair on big fair ground
Let's go slow, let's go fast
Licorice whip gonna whip your ass.

The crowd began to laugh, clap, and sing along!

Rollercoaster of Love
say what
Rollercoaster (oohh oohh oohh)
Rollercoaster of Love
Rollercoaster
Rollercoaster (oohh oohh oohh)

Your love is like… a Rollercoaster baby,baby
I wanna ride yeah… (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Your love is like… a Rollercoaster baby,baby

I will be there for you I will be your woman/man
I wanna ride… yeah (ooh, ooh, ooh)

YEAAAAHHHHH!

Rollercoaster of Love
say what
Rollercoaster (Yeah! oohh oohh oohh)
Rollercoaster of Love
oh yeah it's Rollercoaster time
Rollercoaster… lovin' you is really wild

Love Love Love
Rollercoaster (Uh huh! oohh oohh oohh)

Your love is like… (SING IT) a Rollercoaster baby,baby
I wanna ride yeah

Yes You Do, Yes You Do, Yes You Do

Your love is like (It's Like What?) a Rollercoaster baby,baby
I wanna ride yeah
Your love is like a Rollercoaster baby,baby

It's Like What?

Your love is like… a Rollercoaster baby, baby
I wanna ride yeah

Oh Fuck What're We In Now!

Can Somebody Help Me!

Your love is like… a Rollercoaster baby,baby
I wanna ride yeah (ooh, ooh, ooh)

We can DO THAT, We can DO THAT, YOU KNOW We Can

Your love is like… a Rollercoaster baby,baby
I wanna ride yeah (ooh, ooh, ooh)

Oh baby you know what I'm talking about

I will be there for you I will be your woman/man

Love Rollercoaster
(The Ohio Players)
Sung by Red Hot Chili Peppers

Ron and the Ladies bowed to each other… and to the audience to GREAT applause.

'Hold on guys.' Kim to Sheila and Ron.

Kim whispered to the bandleader, took Sheila's hand, placed it in Ron's and whispered' "Dance."

The band began a slow version of…

OOO OOO OOO OHHH OHHH OHHH
OOO OOO OOO WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH

Here we are… Out here, me and you
Reaching out to each other
Is all that we can do
Here we stand trying not to fall
There's no need to worry
Love will conquer all

Kim took Prince William's hand and danced with him as she saw her partners eyes shine with joy.

"They're a beautiful couple…" William said.

"Yes They Are Majesty."

"…" Kirin Emeralds beheld Fatherly Concern.

"Aren't you afraid she'll take him from you… one day?" 'They've been through So Much… Please God Let Them Be Happy… ALL Three of Them!'

"No Sir."

Do you really want to know
Just how long it will last
Will all of the bad times pass?
How can we make things right?
Ooh and why, why is the world so unkind?

"Why?"

"Well… while Ron was looking for Sheila's cure… we were linked to him during a Trial that Dr. Doom forced him to take… since then we've had a DEEP bond and commitment to each other… Ron's proved himself to us and for us more than we have for him… and it's ok because he knows we have his back."

"I… see."

We surely can find peace of mind
If we only see the light
Can't you see that?

"Sheila's been VERY supportive of Ron and I because we love her unconditionally… Ron even took two bullets for her on their 1st mission when he thought she was a villain. He's strange like that… Ron can look at a person and tell if they're truly evil or not."

Can somebody tell me why?
Why do our dreams go wrong?
Why can't we all belong?
Oh where did we start?
Oh and tell me when
When will we ever learn
There's nowhere else we can turn
The truth is in our hearts
Here we are together

"…"

Sometimes the road gets hard to travel
Sometimes the pains too much to bear
Sometimes when life seems to unravel
That's the time oh to say
Were gonna make it anyway
Can't you see that?

"Then… Whatever happens… you three have my Blessing." William III stated.

"Thank You Majesty!" Kim said, 'Sheila, Ron; The Prince gave us his Blessing!'

Here we are. Out here, me and you
Reaching out to each other
Is all that we can do
Here we stand trying not to fall
There's no need to worry
Love will conquer all

Love Will Conquer All
Lionel Ritchie and The Commodores

'Coolio!'

'How'd that happen Kim?' Sheila.

Kim recounted the events.

'You Guys… enjoy yourselves. Ok?' Kim.

'We will!'

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7-22-2004
Monaco-Ville
The Palais Princier
Sheila Goble's Room
2330 hrs

Later that night…

After the party dwindled and shut down for the evening…

Moonlight lit the Night.

'It's a Hunter's… or a Lover's Moon…' Kim thought as she went on patrol with her team, 'have fun you two…'

Ron sat wrapped in Navy Silks in Sheila's Boudoir… waiting for His Emerald Goddess.

The lights lowered…

Glowing Phoenix' Eyes came forth from the Shadows…

A Fanged Smile Glinted In The Depths…

'Uh OH!' Ron.

A High Heeled Leg shrouded in Gossamer Silks of Jet and Jade; tipped with an Emerald and Jet bodied, Gold Trimmed Spike Heeled Pump drifted forward…

'Gulp!'

It was followed by its mate as they led the Huntress into the Moonlight…

TIGHTLY Muscled Hips supported a Carved Belly and Finely Crafted Bust…

'She's been designed by God's French Curve… !'

That was Tipped with Large Puffed Nipples of Blushing Lime!

'!' Ron.

Her Sculpted Regal Throat Flowed Forward…

Followed by The Visage From Ron's Erotic Nightmares…

Shrouded In Tresses Of Ebon Mystery…

Moonlight gently cascaded through the bedroom window to enshroud the Emerald Goddess in ALL Her Radiance…

THE Goddess Had Come To Claim What Had ALWAYS Been HERS!

"…"

She Walked Over To Her Prey…

Reached Down…

Lifted His Chin…

And KISSED HIM!

'You're Mine Tonight… COMPLETELY.' The Huntress stated.

"MMM HHMMM." 'UH HUH!' Ron (What was Left Of Him) Goggled at her Radiance.

'Come With ME.' SHE said.

Ron Floated behind her as SHE Glided over to HER Altar. (The BED, Ok So Sue Me!)

Her prey was in Bliss as he was 'prepared' in one smooth motion, and placed on HER Altar…

A Soft Emerald Glow filled the room…

The Huntress entered her realm, disrobed (except for her Shoes (YEAH!)) wrapped herself around her prey and entranced him with poetry…

'Fondling,' she saith, 'since I have hemm'd thee here
Within the circuit of this ivory pale,
I'll be a park, and thou shalt be my deer;'

The Goddess flowed into Yin/Yang and licked and tickled her Prey's skin and his scepter in ALL of his intimate places as she encouraged him to do the same…

'Feed where thou wilt, on mountain or in dale:
Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry,
Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.'

As She explored him, Ron's tongue delved into her Fountain of Life and tickled her…

She opened her cervix to him and allowed him to explore her innermost depths with his tongue…

'Within this limit is relief enough,
Sweet bottom-grass and high delightful plain,
Round rising hillocks, brakes obscure and rough, OOOHHH MMMM

'…'

To shelter thee from tempest and from rain
Then be my deer, since I am such a park;
No dog shall rouse thee, though a thousand bark.'

"OOO… MMMHHH!" 'DEAR GOD KIM WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU! PLEASE STOP!'

Ron eased his tongue from her Core… and gently coaxed her into his embrace.

'You my beloved… are far sweeter than ANY fruit I have ever tasted.' Ron told a Blushing Goddess.

'Thank You.' BLUSHING! BLUSHING I TELL YOU!

Ron reached for her and brought her lips to his… To feast upon her priceless treasures… and echoed with his own response to her…

Who sees his true-love in her naked bed,
Teaching the sheets a whiter hue than white,
But, when his glutton eye so full hath fed,

His other agents aim at like delight?
Who is so faint, that dare not be so bold
To touch the fire, the weather being cold?

Ron embraced her… The Goddess… as she licked, nuzzled and bit his neck…

His hands roamed freely over the hills, dales, and clefts of her body until he caressed her breasts.

"!" Sheila. 'uh oh… dear god no!'

'AH HA! Your HOT spot!' Ron thought as he eased her onto her back and lovingly gazed upon her exotic treasures.

Her nipples were exquisite, a Dark Rosy Jade with a hint of glow. They were finely crafted puffy jewels that arrogantly rose from perfect, firm domes of Lime. Her ribs and belly were finely crafted works of art that Da Vinci would have sold his soul just to draw one line for… her hips and thighs were delicately carved works of Empress' Jade… her bush had been laser-trimmed to permanently form the Chinese symbol for Fire… When she moved, breathed, ate, stretched, it was a divinely syncopated movement that jerked the mind into utter focus and stirred the blood into sacred and profane levels of Fiery Passion.

'Dear God… You're SO… Beautiful.' Ron mentally sighed while showing his blushing Beloved how she appeared to him. 'Hmmm… Looks familiar…' he reverently asked as he examined her bush, 'What does it mean?'

'Fire…'

'You're MY Fire Goddess then…'

BLUSHING Sheila.

Ron respectfully leaned down and gently licked and tweaked her nipples… 'Wonder what your Milk tastes like? Is it green?'

'RON!' Sheila thought as she playfully pinched him.

"OW! What! I Didn't… A Guy Wonders, OK?" (It's True!)

Ron resumed worshiping Sheila's breasts.

'Please…' Sheila.

'Please what?' Devilish Ron. Ron caressed her nipples with his tongue while he tickled her ribs with his right hand and stroked her clitoris with his left.

"OOOHH DEAR GODMMMHH…" Sheila cried as she writhed in ecstasy under his touch.

'Just… be gentle with me… Please?'

'I will… I can do no other for my beloved.'

Ron slid down and wrapped his tongue around Sheila's clitoris and SUCKED!

"!" "!" "!" "!" "!" "!" Ron's face was inundated with her Waters of Life…

Ron slid up and embraced Sheila until she came to.

"DAMN… YOU'RE DANGEROUS… Thank God Kim caught on… but those 'little' girls at your school are REALLY STUPID… They don't have a Clue!" She moaned while she wrapped her arms around Ron, gazed into his eyes, and toyed with his hair.

3 minutes later…

"Now It's My Turn! HEH! HEH! HEH!" Sheila said as she slid down, spread Ron's thighs and tickled/licked his scepter.

An Emerald Glow filled the room as she swallowed him and eased her tongue into his urethra…

'DAMN! … … … … … …' Ron was paralyzed.

'Now quick desire hath caught the yielding prey,
And glutton-like she feeds, yet never filleth;
Her lips are conquerors, his lips obey,'

'Hips instead of 'lips' in your case (giggle).' She thought as she massaged him with her throat.

'Paying what ransom the insulter willeth;
Whose vulture thought doth pitch the price so high,
That she will draw his lips' rich treasure dry'

'UGGHHH! SHEILA! I'M GONNA…' Ron cried as he began to come.

'Oh No You Don't!' Sheila cried as she rolled Ron onto his side and tapped several nerves in the base of his spine while clamping the base of his scepter.

"!" "!" "!" "!" "!" "!""!" "!" "!" Ron experienced his first Tantric orgasm. As he quaked through it blue Kundalini Fire EXPLODED up his spine and glowed in his throat, eyes, and forehead.

"!" Ron and Sheila.

Slowly the fire faded until there was a faint glow from his eyes and forehead.

'What'd you do! Man… that was… that was great!' he exclaimed.

'It's called Tantra… It's a form of Yogic control over Bodily and Spiritual passions… I learned it when I studied Ninpo in Yamanouchi, Japan years ago… I guess this quote is appropriate…'

'Till, breathless, he disjoin'd, and backward drew
The heavenly moisture, that sweet coral mouth,
Whose precious taste her thirsty lips well knew,
Whereon they surfeit, yet complain on drouth:
He with her plenty press'd, she faint with dearth
Their lips together glued, fall to the earth.'

'Ready?' Sheila.

'Yeah.' Ron.

Sheila rose over Ron and knelt over him. They were enshrouded within the ebon curtain of her hair. She caressed his cheek and looked into Chocolate Love, Passion, and Desire, while he gazed into the eyes of the Passionate Wounded Phoenix.

'Hua Pao (Flowery Panther)' she said.

'Huh?'

'My Secret Name… Sensei at Yamanouchi gave me that name… It means Flowery Panther, you're the only one who knows.'

'No one… not even… Fury?'

'No.'

'…'

Sheila lowered herself onto Ron's scepter.

'Dear GoD!'

'Sheila… Condom?'

'No. i don't want to…'

'!'

'Are you trying to… get pregnant?' Ron.

'…'

'maybe.' Sheila.

'!' 'WHY!' Ron.

'…'

'cause i love you… and i want your child… because you're a beautiful man… you're the only one… i've EVER asked… or wanted to… I can take good care of our child… and I have enough money…' Sheila WEPT.

'…'

'i can wait… the mutation allows me to control my cycle… I found out after Hego… Sorry… should have asked you first…'

Ron sat up… Sheila cringed as he reached for her… until he EMBRACED her.

'There's NOTHING to apologize for… You should NEVER feel the need to hide something like this from me… EVER… I want to have a child with You or KP… but we need to wait first…' Ron OPENED himself and Embraced Sheila's soul with his own!

'KP!'

'Yeah Ron?' Ron filled her in while he held Sheila.

'…' 'So what do you want to do?'

'I'll wait until it's the right time for THAT to happen… with either of you.'

'Hon I've trusted you practically ALL my life, and I trust you now… just be there for her ok? (It's a good thing Hego's not here! BASTARD!) I've got to get back on patrol. 'Man! I'm still figuring things out and Sheila… Sheila's going for broke! … Got some growing to do… I guess… as long as they're happy…''

'Hon… why are you still y'know… hard… inside me? I mean… after what I just tried to do.'

'Gee, I don't know. A goddess has me buried inside her… Hmmm... I'll have to think about it… Ow!' Sheila punched his arm.

'don't make fun… (Sniffle) do you still want to?'

'Only if you think i'm worthy…' he thought as he looked into her Emerald eyes.

'You're AWESOME y'know?' Sheila LOOKED AT Ron. 'He walks into hell for ME and wonders if HE'S worthy!'

'That's 'cause I've got the best Women in the world as my partners… in EVERYTHING.'

'K Hon… wait you're not ALL THE WAY IN?' Sheila pushed.

'MAN You're tight…' sweat popped out on Ron's forehead.

'Hon I'm gonna have to loosen up… hold on.' Sheila RELAXED her Kegel and cervical muscles…

'…'

"Thump!"

'I think it worked… DAMN WOMAN! GO EASY ON ME!' Sheila was massaging the head of Ron's scepter with her uterine muscles.

'Now I have you in my formerly evil clutches Ron Stoppable, Join me or…' Sheila said as she S L O W L Y ground into Ron.

'Or… Damn… what?'

'I don't know… just f…' Ron placed a finger on her lips.

'I DON'T do that with you or Kim. I Love You... NOT... Fuck You. 'k?' Ron thought.

'ok.'

'HMMM,' Ron thought as he held Sheila's breasts, 'The Ferret Senses Snackage… C'mere you.' Ron homed in on Sheila's nipples and bit them.

'OW! You SEXY BASTARD! UUNNNHHH!'

'OoooOOO!' Sheila moaned as Ron rolled on top of her and ground DOWN into her.

'Apple Core!'

'What? MMMNNGHH!'

'Who loves you more?' Ron gave her a HARD SLOW GRIND.

'Who's Your Friend?'

Ron stopped… everything and held a Cheshire Grin.

"BASTARD! DONT STOP… Please?"

'Who's your friend?' Ron gave her a tiny hunch.

Sheila bit her lip… 'You are… FOREVER!'

"YOU BETCHA… NOW SHOW ME WHAT YA GOT!" Ron cried.

Sheila rolled on top Looked at Ron with Smoky Eyes and Turned into the Pagan Sex Goddess of Ron's Dreams.

She ran her hands through her hair as she twirled her hips, leaned over and rubbed her breasts across his skin.

The Emerald Goddess kissed her mate.

Hanuman embraced his Goddess.

Ron started to ram his hips into her…

A TEAL GLOW ERUPTED FROM THEIR SOULS…

'HON I'M…' Sheila.

'SHEILA…'

"BOOM!"

A flash of light and the stench of ozone permeated the corridor outside Sheila's room.

'…'

'Uh… does this mean the Prince will remove my title?'

'No… He's used to it… When I had my First Orgasm… he handled it well… Dad… Not So Much.'

Laughter could be heard coming from their room.

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7-23-2004
Monaco-Ville
The Palais Princier
Foyer
1730 hrs

Ron hugged and kissed Kim and Sheila, and shook hands with William III, Jenkins, Marc DesChamps, and told Rufus to keep an eye on the girls.

"Guys… it's been a blast… I've gotta get back to work… Marc if you're EVER in my neck of the woods look me up."

"I will."

'KP… thanks.'

'For what?'

'For being there for us… I heard about what you and your team did to keep her… US safe… I OWE You.'

'Eh. No Big.'

'Wrong… Very Big… I can ALWAYS count on you…'

Beetroot Kim.

Ron looked at Sheila with tears in his eyes.

'Hey Hot Stuff… C'mere!'

Ron walked over.

'Yeah?'

"I LOVE YOU! STAY SAFE… OK?"

"I Promise… 'sides I know for a FACT that you'll kick my ass if I don't."

"You bet I will!" GRAB!

"SHEILA!" Kim. The Prince, Jenkins, and Marc snickered.

"WHAT!" she said as she lit a cheroot, "I've GOTTA have something to remember him by for sure… After Last Night." WINK.

FIN