Know Your Stars: Futurama
Disclaimer: If I owned Futurama Zapp Brannigan would be gay.
Leela walked in and sat down.
"Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars..." The voice said,
"Turanga Leela...she loves Zapp Brannigan"
No I don't! Haven't you seen the guy's freakin scum!"
"No..""Turanga Leela...went out with Homer Simpson"
"That fat pig! No way!"
"I've seen you..."
"Grrrr..."
"Turanga Leela...is really an alien not a mutant!"
"No you crackhead! I'm a freakin mutant I have proof!"
"Ooh cranky...someone missed their nap"
"I don't nap and I'm not cranky!"
"Oh really, Turanga Leela...seriously needs a nap"
"WHAT DID I JUST SAY!"
"Oh boys?"
(The same asylum dudes who took Fry came in with a syringe)
"You'll never get me alive!"
(The nuthouse dudes grab Leela, tie her to her seat, shoot her up with morphine)
"Now that that's settled, Turanga Leela ...is currently going out with Zoidberg!"
"Whaat diid yyoouu saay?"
"You heard me!"
(Leela's eye started twitching)
"Turanga Leela...is the mother of Andy and Kevin French!"
"Well Andy I can handle but, I AM NOT KEVIN'S MOTHER!"
(Kevin and Andy from Mission Hill come in and hug Leela for hours on end)
"Hahahaha! Turanga Leela...is in love with Steve Urkel!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
(Leela starts acting like Fry was 'til the nuthouse men shoved her in the truck with Fry where she will share a room with Winry Rockbell's crazy ass)
"Now you know Turanga Leela. Next...Amy Wong!"