Know Your Stars: Futurama
Disclaimer: If I owned Futurama Bender would be the star!
Amy walked in and sat down.
"Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars ...Know Your Stars..." The voice said,
"Amy Wong ...cheats on Kif with Zapp Brannigan"
"No, I don't! I love Kif!"
"Yea yeah yea. Amy Wong...never worked a day in her life!"
"If I'm an intern at Planet Express how can I have not worked a day in my life!"
"Oh well, Amy Wong...she is poor and homeless"
"No I'm wealthy and beautiful!"
"Amy Wong...has a big, prideful, head!"
"No, I don't! I'm not superficial!"
"You just said you were wealthy and beautiful!"
"Buh! I am!"
"That's what I mean!"
"Grrrr..."
"Amy Wong...is shallow and heartless"
"Pffht! I don't need this!" (Walks off)
"Amy Wong... is a quitting baby!"
"Shut yo monkey ass!"
"Whaat!"
"I said 'shut yo monkey ass!'"
(Crying) "You are so mean!" (Cries more)
Ha ha! The Next Riza Hawkeye'sa hairy monkey!"
"Not anymore you jerk! I shaved and plucked in the Seventh Grade!"
"Damn..."
"So where wuz I? Oh yeah, Amy Wong...went out with both Ed and Al Elric!"
"Aaah!" (Amy's head blows off)
"Now you know, Amy Wong. Next up...Bender Robot!"