Know Your Stars: Futurama
Disclaimer: If I owned Futurama Bender would be the star!
Bender walked in and sat down.
"Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars ...Know Your Stars..." The voice said,
"Bender the Robot...wants to save all humans"
"No! I wanna kill 'em all!"
"Even Fry?"
"Well no but-"
"Bender the Robot...hates bending"
"I love bending and I would love to bend you!"
"Bender the Robot...wants to kill Fry by bending him"
"I do not! I'm gonna strangle you!"
"How if you can't find me?"
(Bender grumbles angrily)
"Bender the Robot...had sex with himself"
"What? That's not even possible!"
"Sure it is"
"Bender the Robot...is really a human!"
"No I'm not! I'm a robot! You hear me! And when I find you you're dead meat!"
"Bender the Robot...hates alcohol"
"I love alcohol! Why're you saying all these lies!"
"Bender the Robot...is a sissy human that hates alcohol and wants to kill Fry by bending him!"
"That does it! Where are you I'm gonna kill you!"
"Bender the Robot...is losing his temper"
"I'm not!"
"Yeah you are"
(Bender starts going insane)
"Bender the Robot...is about to be taken away in a straightjacket and share a cell with Stephen King"
(The nuthouse men take Bender away kicking and screaming)
"Now you know Bender the Robot. Next up...Hubert Farnsworth!"