Know Your Stars: Futurama
Disclaimer: If I owned Futurama They would play Walking on Sunshine in ever episode!
Professor Farnsworth walked in and sat down.
"Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars ...Know Your Stars..." The voice said,
"Hubert Farnsworth...loves young people more than anything"
"Young people are nothing but scum! Everybody knows that!"
"Hey who're you callin' scum?"
"The young people! You should know that!"
"I'm in high school you old cracker!"
"Gasp!"
"Oh well Hubert Farnsworth...is gay for Zoidberg!"
(Moves eyes 'round the room) "What makes you think that?"
"Hubert Farnsworth...hates inventing with a passion!"
"That's a lie! I love inventing!"
"Whatev! Hubert Farnsworth...hates stealing other people's organs"
"If that was true, I wouldn't have hired Amy!"
(Amy walks in and slaps the Professor) "I quit!"
"Wait! I need you!"
"Hubert Farnsworth...has just signed the will that Hermes created for him"
"I never did!"
"Yes you did!"
"Damn you!"
"Hubert Farnsworth...is a penniless hobo who uses tortillas to cover his ass!"
"How did you know?"
"Nunya business douchebag!"
"D'oh!"
"Hubert Farnsworth...is about to be taken away by the Sunset Squad"
NOOOOOOO!
(Sunset Squad takes Prof. Farnsworth)
"Now you know, Hubert Farnsworth. Next up...Hermes Conrad!"