A/N: My thanks to Cowgirl4Christ, my only reviewer! I'm not writing these little ficlets to get reviews, even though they are nice. I'm more writing them as an outlet to my insanity.
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I own nothing in the wonderful Star Wars world except for a copy of the movies. Wait... did that make sense?
Interview: Luke Skywalker
Interviewer: So, Luke, how are you doing today?
Luke: Just fine, thank you.
Interviewer: Well, as you know, I am here to interview you, and you are here to be interviewed. So I'll start asking questions. What do you think of when I say the word 'lula'?
Luke: smiles strangely Olives.
Interviewer: scribbles on notepad What is your favorite kind of music?
Luke: tilts head while thinking Well, I like most stuff. Hard rock is my favorite.
Interviewer: Hmm... interesting. What would you say is your favorite color?
Luke: I'm partial to rather dull, lifeless colors like white, brown, tan, and any variation of those three, though one time I went rather far outside my box and wore yellow.
Inteviewer: raises eyebrow in question Fascinating. What did you think of Yoda?
Luke: He's a puppet.
Yoda: from backstage A puppet, I am? A geeky boy, you are!
Luke: rolls eyes Stop drinking that scotch, Yoda!
Interviewer: Whips head in the direction of backstage Scotch? I mean, er... Have you ever written a story about your experiences?
Luke: Yes, actually. It's called The Wonderful and Extraordinary Life and Times of Me, Luke Skywalker. I'm getting it published.
Interviewer: Are you, now?
Luke: Yes. I'm going on a book tour.
Yoda: hobbling out onto stage Your book? The book is yours, is it? Write it, I did! I! I! jumps on Luke and hits him with his stick
Luke: trying to throw Yoda off Get off of me, you crazy green crab!
Interviewer: gulping nervously Er... we'll be right back after this commercial break.
A/N: Ah, the outlet of my insanity. I should've made one of these years ago. I have to get all the crazy stuff out of my head before I write anything good on my real stories.