A/N: Soo...I was talking to a friend of mine on the phone, and I asked her what I should write about, and she said something about King Tut's Tomb. So, out comes another strange one-shot from me!
Disclaimer: I do not own Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan Kenobi, or anything to do with King Tut.
Tomb Hunting Ideas
"Master!" Obi-Wan screamed, coming into the room. Qui-Gon covered his ears and shot an impatient look at his Padawan. "Master, I am going to find King Tut's Tomb!" Obi-Wan said, placing his hands on his hips nad assuming what he hoped to be a heroic adventurer pose. Qui-Gon's eyebrows were up so high they could have reached the ceiling.
"You are going to find King Tut's Tomb." Qui-Gon repeated slowly, wondering if Obi-Wan was insane.
"Yes!" Obi-Wan said excitedly, raising his hands in the air for no reason.
"Right..." Qui-Gon rubbed is temple, painfully aware of the newly developed headache. "Obi-Wan..." he began, but he was interrupted.
"I know, Master, 'it's not safe'. But I will be perfectly fine! It won't even take me that long. I have a map!" Qui-Gon sat quietly while Obi-Wan made a grand show of pulling out a thin sheet of paper with some scribbles and a large X on it.
Qui-Gon debated his options. A. Let Obi-Wan go on this ridiculous little mission, get lost somewhere, and die. B. Tell him that King Tut's Tomb was not accessible from where they lived, and that going there would give him a curse that would kill him to boot. Qui-Gon opted for B.
It took ten minutes to introduce the thought that King Tut's Tomb was a legend. It took him twelve minutes to get his Padawan to understand why. And it took a whole forty minutes to convince Obi-Wan that what he was saying was true.
Obi-Wan was crushed, naturally, but in a few minutes he was up and hopping around excitedly again. "Well, that's okay, Master," he said, practically hitting the ceiling with his head while jumping in excitement. "What about the Sword in the Stone?"
Qui-Gon groaned.
THE END
A/N: Yeah, really really weird and random one-shot. INSANITY RULES!