A/N: Sooo... another random story! Whoo! I've had this title in mind for a while, but I'm totally winging the story.

Disclaimer: I do not own this stuff. Well, I own the idea, the insanity, the randomness, etc.

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Deep Fried With Ketchup

It was the day Anakin walked into the kitchen wearing a tuxedo with his hair slicked back that Obi-Wan wondered at how wise it had been to take the 'chosen one' as his Padawan. Lately the fourteen-year-old had been acting strangely... but a tuxedo?

Obi-Wan grabbed a cloth and wiped up an imaginary mess as Anakin settled himself into a chair, sitting straight as a rod and placing one arm casually on the table.

Obi-Wan Kenobi coughed, uncomfortable with the silence, dying to ask his Padawan why he was wearing a tuxedo.

Anakin spoke first.

"Bartender? Oh, bartender?" He shot a strange look at Obi-Wan and gave a two-fingered 'come here' motion.

Obi-Wan's eyebrows shot straight up. "Bartender? Anakin, what is going on?"

He leaned against the counter, staring at his Padawan, who shrugged slightly.

"My name is not Anakin."

Obi-Wan crossed his arms. "Oh, really? Well, what is it, then?"

Anakin answered, in a fake, deep voice, "Bond. James Bond."

His Master smacked himself in the forehead. "Oh, my..." Obi-Wan muttered something that Anakin didn't catch.

"You've been rummaging in the storage room again, haven't you, Anakin?"

"Bond. James Bond."

"And you found that old box of holodiscs that I was keeping for somebody, didn't you, Anakin?" Obi-Wan purposely put a huge emphasis on the boy's real name, staring at him.

"Bond. James Bond."

"And you watched those old James Bond movies, and now for some reason are imitating them, aren't you, Anakin?" Obi-Wan looked at the ceiling in frustration at his Padawan's odd antics.

"Yeah."

"Anakin, go change out of that ridiculous suit and into your clothes, then come in here and help me make dinner."

"What are we having?"

"Chicken. What do you want on yours?"

"I'll have it deep fried, with ketchup." Anakin stood and slid out of the room gracefully as can be, calling over his shoulder, "And the name is Bond! James Bond!"

Obi-Wan shook his head and grinned, though he tried not to.

A/N: More foolishness. I don't know WHERE this one came from. Title pretty much has barely anything to do with the story.