A couple mysteries were revealed in the last chapter, and I plan to reveal a couple more here. I will make this fan-fic have 6 chapters and that's the promise of a lifetime. I will never go back on my word, because that's my nindo…maybe…just maybe…I'll make a sequel…
Also…please don't think I decided to make it a lemon…it's not, though the beginning may sound like it…
I couldn't think much so I made this chapter full comedy. Don't ask why because I already told you.
DISCLAIMER NOTE: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. I YAOI-ED UP SASUKE AND NOBODY MINDS?
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Previously, on Unrequited Love…
Those eyes freed him, and gave him a short sense of happiness, that he had never felt before.
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Naruto went home to find his house in silence and mentally listed all the people he would want for the mission (or hurt himself trying). He knew that he could only have three more people on his team so he chose some of the best people he knew. He planned to ask some tracker ninja types tomorrow after he went to sleep.
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TenTen and Hinata walked around at night talking.
"So you really did it with Onii-san?" Hinata was surprised and somewhat…shocked, that Neji would even think about those things.
"Yeah," TenTen said, "He's really good at it too. I wonder how you do at it."
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Ten minutes later at TenTen's house…
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"No please…" Hinata said, "Not there…no…"
"I CAN'T TAKE THIS MUCH LONGER," TenTen moaned.
"I'm not going to last long either. This…This is too hard."
They were playing a game of Ping-Pong…
Kakashi was outside of the window hanging from the wall and he started to laugh at Hinata and TenTen who didn't know they were there. "Girls," he started to say, "If you're going to make a game of Ping-Pong sound erotic, please remember I live next to you."
"Sorry Kakashi," TenTen said, "But even though you could hear us, why did you come look anyway." Kakashi let out a perverted giggle, "Well, I was curious of what was happening and wanted to see it." TenTen and Hinata glared at him.
Naruto asked Neji and he accepted the mission at a price he would explain later… Neji did however whisper something about TenTen. Naruto later met up with Kakashi who had an infinite number of bruises and handprints on him. Kakashi's only explanation was, "Don't get TenTen or Hinata mad. My right testicle is broken and I can't find my right." Naruto had a hint of fear in his eyes and he seemed a bit...shyer around Hinata that day…
Naruto then met up with Shikamaru and Ino who were together at a café. Naruto suddenly asked Shikamaru and Ino to go on the mission (followed by a "How troublesome"), which they quickly accepted after checking their wallets.
Naruto also asked, "Shikamaru…weren't you dating Temari a yesterday?"
"Wait," Ino said, "You were dating me yesterday?" Temari popped in and said, "Hi Shika-kun…wait why are you dating her?"
Naruto sensed danger and left…just before the café wall was quickly painted red, blood red.
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Hinata met Naruto that day and Naruto was too paralyzed with fear to run away.
"Excuse me," Hinata said, "are you selling this statue?" He was paralyzed with fear…at a statue shop.
Hinata took him home and decided to leave him in her room (after being dragged around all day)…next to her diary, next to her bed, next to her underwear drawer, and next to her shower room, which were all open and clearly within sight. Naruto was still frozen stiff and Hinata still convinced that it was a statue. She started to talk to herself, "I feel sweaty…I'll need to take a shower now," as she closed her room and started to strip.
Naruto felt fear, true fear of losing his…male identity as his pants grew tight. Hinata finally got into the shower and closed the door, making him feel safe. He started to get feeling back in his body and he decided to open her diary…and read.
October 10, 1999
I remembered it was Naruto's birthday and I stayed the whole day with him.
He fell asleep that day which allowed me to check something important…
Naruto really is a natural blonde, I can't believe I used to
doubt that.
After reading a couple more of the diary entries and turning a combination of pale and scarlet, Hinata came out of the shower half-naked and screamed. "Wa-wait a second, I just wanted to ask you if…if you would join me on a mission, but I was too scared to ask." Hinata slowly moved closer. "I'M VERY SORRY I SAW YOU NAKED, FORGIVE ME." She moved even closer. "Ano…i-it's not r-really m-much, b-believe me…n-no wait, d-don't do that…" (A/N: Naruto…STUTTERING?) That did the trick…and Hinata got mad.
Something long, thick, and hard struck Gai on the head while he was walking past Hinata's house.
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While Naruto went home, he thought about what he did. He was glad he could run away while Hinata threw the log out the window. He decided to make the substitution one of his favorite jutsus. Well…at least she decided to join the mission. And the team was made. Shikamaru passed Naruto and Naruto exclaimed, "I THOUGHT YOU DIED!"
"Dying is too troublesome," he replied. "The only reason I went to Hinata's house was because I thought you died, and most people would die after having their head ripped off," Naruto said.
"I told you, dying is too troublesome, so I didn't die." Naruto wanted to learn his trick to immortality so he talked to Shika as he walked home.
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midnight-angel-of-darkness: Yay thanks for the compliment. I couldn't resist but to yaoi-up Sasuke, hope you didn't mind.
Zuki Uchiha sister of Sasuke: I'm sorry that had to happen to your brother...yes...he is weird...and thanks for the compliment also .
lover143: No, thank you and if we keep this up, we'll seem like middle age women...so thank you and no givebacksies. Haha I win. The mission will be quite complicated searching around town...and I promise you, the ending will be totally anti-climatic. I just wanted it to be, also, be careful with your shuriken.
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My question to myself...why doesn't Hinata just read her diary to remember Naruto...he's in every entry.