-sighs- I've been busy with Icha Icha Corruption, another strange story by me so...I haven't had time to reply. This is titled this way for a reason...Be happy to bombard with rotten tomatoes.

Disclaimer of Doom: I do not own Naruto, but I wish I could.
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Previously, on Lost Memories...Well I forgot really...
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The next day came quickly asShikamaru, Ino, Neji, and Hinata wenthelped to look for the paper...
"So...what type of paper are we looking for," Shika asked.

"It's a page of the Nara family book, if we don't get it...something...something bad will happen." Naruto looked worried as he said this.

"...How troublesome, we have to find a piece of paper in a city. Worse, the paper is in the sewer by now," Shika said.

"Wow, I knew you were a genius, but I didn't think you were thissmart."

"No, it's just that I used it and flushed it down." Everyone glared at him.

"How troublesome..."
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Neji, Shika, and Ino opened the manhole and climbed down into the sewer. Ino suddenly complained about the smell and refused to go down there, when Shika pushed her into the hole. "This is too troublesome." They started their search and looked around.
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Naruto and Hinata were searching around the Nara family mansion for a missing piece of paper.

"I'm sorry I had you join the mission," Naruto said after a hopeless hour of searching, "This will take longer thanwe expected."

"Daijoubu, I always wanted to remember you ever since I met you. This might also solve my problem," Hinata said. In my diary, everytime I ran into a name, I could never read it. It was always too sloppy to read or the word was missing.

"If the problem is your memory, maybe this could help you remember. I hope it turns out all right."

"Yes, I hope it does to-" Hinata tripped and landed on something...or someone (Naruto to be exact). Their faces were centimeters away from each other and they were in a difficult...position.

Naruto turned crimson and as if by habit, Hinata turned a million shades of red. "Go-Goumen, I don't know why I'm so red right now," Hinata said.

Naruto remained stunned in silence and got up.

---------------The day passed by quickly as my writer's block increased.---------------

It was night and he still didn't find the page.

"Goumenasai, Hina-chan," Naruto said as the other 4 wondered, Hina...CHAN! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

"Daijoubu, Naruto-kun," Hinata replied sadly, "I'll remember in time." NARUTO...KUN?

Neji suddenly sprung into the conversation, "Okay, okay, I see you've gotten familiar with each other." Neji turned to Naruto and whispered, "What did you do to her exactly?" replied by a short, "Nothing."

"If Hinata does not have her virginity, I will personally have it so that you may never have sex again."

"Neji-onii-san, what are you two talking about?" Hinata said pleasantly.

"Nothing, don't worry about it."

Shikamaru jumped into the conversation too, "Why exactly did you need the page?"

"If I don't have it, we won't find the cure for the poison for Hinata to remember me."

"How troublesome...every Nara family member usually has a "Nara Family Secret Medicines Book: Pocket Version" we gave it to the publishing industry 12 years ago." Shika took out a HUGE book from his pocket and everyone threw a punch at him.

"Ahh, here's the cure...but...neither Hinata or Naruto would never agree to it."
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Okay, VERY short but my parents were too close. I was just bored.

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I'm sorry I couldn't write more so...my normal reply to reply.

lover143: I decided to make sure Hinata couldn't just read the diary in this one. If I did the story would be too short. Thanks for everything.

midnight-angel-of-darkness: Thanks for the reply on Icha Icha Corruption and the many replies here. I always knew Sasuke was either gay or emo. He never goes out with boys and Naruto was his first kiss.