Final Chapter…Chapter 6…more Anti-Climax….

A/N: I've been busy writing I.I.C. so I, in truth…forgot all about this fan-fic. Well, I remembered now and I'm getting to like writing anti-climax and humors. Maybe I have made fun of Gai and Lee too much in my life. And Sasuke…and his tiny…yeah.

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"The cure is…" Shikamaru said, "…too troublesome to read it."

"JUST READ THE STUPID BOOK," Ino shouted at Shika. "Women are too troublesome. The cure is…affection?"

Neji looked at Hinata and Naruto. "Make out behind us, we won't and don't want to turn around and see." They started to kiss, hug, hickey, and so many other things not suitable for writing about. In looked at the book and said, "You read the wrong line, it's this one."

"This is too troublesome…the cure is really…She will stay like this for ever-," Shikamaru turned the page, "every day she was unconscious. It looks like Tsunade forgot to turn the page…and she's the Hokage? Women are too troublesome. Wait, she was unconscious for three days and this is the third day so…" Hinata suddenly had a spark of realization…she realized that she loved Naruto, realized that she had forgot him, and realized that…SHE WAS KISSING NARUTO!

Ohmygod, Ohmygod OhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygod he's kissing me, I'm so happy I could die. Instead…she fainted.

Half an hour later…

Hinata woke up to see that she was in a hospital, Naruto at her side. "Am…am I in heaven?" Hinata asked. Naruto laughed a little bit, "No. You're in the hospital, Konoha's equivalent of Hell." They both laughed nervously.

"A-ano…" both of them said together. "Y-you go first," Hinata said. "Okay then…D-dai…DAI-" A nurse popped in and Naruto continued, "KON." (A/N: "Daikon" is a radish while "Daisuki" means "I love you a lot.". Daikon is another Japanese "I love you" avoider.). Naruto was burning red. The nurse walked out of the room.

Hinata looked at him strangely, "Radish? Naruto, are you okay…you look a bit red." Oh no, maybe he caught a fever and it's affecting his brain. No wait, in the 10 years I've stalked him he never got sick.

Both of them looked at each other, looking for a chance to say it. Suddenly…

"AISHITERU," Naruto screamed out. The nurse heard it, Sasuke heard it and screamed out, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," and worst of all, Lee and Gai heard it from a few miles away.

"I-I love you too, Naruto." (Ah Kami-sama, no more suffixes)

In a few seconds, they ran 3 miles and jumped to the 16th floor of the hospital.

"TWO PEOPLE ARE CONFESSING THEIR LOVE AT THE SAME TIME. IT'S VERY YOUTHFUL ISN'T IT?" Lee screamed out.

"YES, IT'S SO YOUTHFUL, IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY," Gai said.

"HHHHUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!" Gai and Lee ran at each other in slow motion while the background changed to a sunset on the beach.

"There goes the moment," Hinata and Naruto said together, followed by shy laughter from the both of them

"JUST LIKE NEWLYWEDS…I'M SO HAPPY FOR THEM. I WISH I HAD A GIRLFRIEND TOO," Gai said.

"CHEER UP GAI-SENSEI, YOU WILL GET ONE WITH YOUR INVIGORATING ENERGY," Lee screamed out.

"THANK YOU LEE FOR THE ENCOURAGEMENT, LET US ALL HHHHHUUUUGGGG," Gai followed up and ran towards Naruto and Hinata…in slow motion…with the sunset on the beach.

Naruto looked at Hinata, "Well, at least if they are in slow motion they can't catch us." Hinata giggled and both jumped out of the window, hand in hand (Awww…isn't it so corny and fluffy).
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Naruto and Hinata: Not even death...can do us part.

Seiichiro: What are you talking about?

Naruto: I don't know, you're the one who made us say that.

Seiichiro: Yeah, but that makes it look like there will be a sequel -whispers- we want it to be a surprise -end whisper-

Hinata: Are you...Are you going to make us do IT?

Seiichiro: No, why?

Hinata: DAMN YOU SEIICHIRO, DAMN YOU! -pulls out the Jyuuken stance-

Seiichiro: Gotta leave before it gets bloody, and oh yeah. This...
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Zuki Uchiha, no longer Sister of Sasuke: DisOWNED, sorry...just had to say that. Don't kill Shikamaru, he's my second favorite character...

midnight-angel-of-darkness: There won't be...a next one...MUAHAHA...well this is the last.

lover143: I'm sorry about your school, and I do think you mean the edge of your seat. The book is lke 100,000 pages...how does it fit?

waterxeno: I feel honored to have you read this. READ I.I.C. OR ELSE.
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I was planningon having I.I.C. end at Ch. 2...but due to popular demand (and I forgot to say it was over) I wrote a new chapter. Time to read Life as a Fox by Kosmic. IT'S SO KYOOT.