Title: Prank The World!
Pairings:
Various
Rating: R (m)
Parts: 0 of ?
Warnings:
Horrible amounts of humor, and a few spoilers from book 1-5. I
despise book 6, so there we go.
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling
owns all the original Harry Potter characters and settings.
Everything not owned by her is mine. Except the Nicolas Flammel
secret, that belongs to nonjon,
and I asked nicely for permission to use said secret.
Summary:
AU Post-Hogwarts – After defeating Voldie, Harry decided to do
everything he was never able to do as a child. So let the pranks
begin!
Note: After reading the trilogy written by nonjon,
I was more then inspired. Though many of these idea's have been seen
about I had to add my own twists and sick humor, therefore, I
am! So, please, enjoy the show.
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Prologue:
It was a wondrous day, the sky was clear, the lake was sparkling and even the forest seemed to be glowing welcomingly. There was a peaceful silence that seemed to caress the very earth about Hogwarts, and no creature was willing to disturb it. Suddenly, the peace was shattered when a piercing scream tore across the crystal blue skies, scaring all the wildlife into movement. In the tallest tower, protected behind an magnificent gargoyle, the headmasters office was hidden. It was here the scream of pure terror originated from. Headmaster Albus Dumbledore stared in disbelief as the lemon drop he'd been about to pop into his mouth screamed in terror and begged for it's life. It took a few moment's before what was happening to fully register in Dumbledore's mind, and when it did, there was another scream, this one full of fury.
"HARRY POTTER!" Dumbledore bellowed.
It had started three months ago, when Harry Potter had finally defeated Voldemort in the most humiliating way possible. Promptly after doing so, the young man had disappeared, leaving but a small note for the world to read.
Dear Wizarding World,
Sadly, society is much to normal for the likes of me, and I've yet to have a childhood all my own. So from here on out, I am taking a vacation, more then likely, it will be a permanent one. Rest assured I will be around, and you will know when I've been there, for now that the Prophecy has come to it's end, I can finally live instead of simply surviving. So I leave you with four words, and four words alone.
Let The Pranks Begin!
Love, Harry Potter
Dumbledore fumed silently, remembering the letter. Since then, there had been numerous pranks played through out the Wizarding World, leading to more then a few manhunts. Sadly, after a month, most of the manhunts had died down, people simply giving up and learning to roll with the punches. Hermione Granger, Hogwarts' Know-It-All Professor of History and Ronald Weasley Chess Master Hogwarts' Flight Instructor missed their best friend greatly and refused to give up their search for Harry. Sadly, they kept getting pranked every time they showed up at a place he'd previously been at, leaving them humiliated and going back home looking completely different from what they'd looked like before they left. This did not, however, stop them from taking over two dozen useless trips around the world.
There was only one thing Dumbledore could be sure of. Somewhere, probably close by, Harry Potter was getting the last laugh.