Title: Prank The World!
Pairings: Various
Rating: R (M)
Parts: 2 of ?
Warnings: Horrible amounts of humor, and a few spoilers from book 1-5. I despise book 6, so there we go.
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns all the original Harry Potter characters and settings. Everything not owned by her is mine. Except the Nicolas Flammel secret, that belongs to nonjon, and I asked nicely for permission to use said secret.
Summary: AU Post-Hogwarts – After defeating Voldie, Harry decided to do everything he was never able to do as a child. So let the pranks begin!
Note: After reading the trilogy written by nonjon, I was more then inspired. Though many of these idea's have been seen about I had to add my own twists and sick humor, therefore, I am! So, please, enjoy the show.

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Chapter Two

In one of the Ministry holding cells, two men sat, glaring hatefully at the cheerfully waving Harry Potter poster one of the guards had put up. They were both there because of him, and they knew it. They weren't sure how, but they were determined to get their revenge. They looked to each other and in that moment, all their petty rivalries became worthless and unneeded. They began to plot, and were joined shortly after by Hermione and Snape. Ron and Draco smirked as they left the Ministry building together several hours later, knowing that Harry Potter would regret everything that he had put them through. But first...

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Ron kicked, he screamed, he bit, he slapped and fought for all his worth, but in the end, he was out numbered. He was going clothes shopping, something he hated more then anything. He had honestly told people he would kiss Snape if it would get him out of having to shopping for clothing. He was dragged through store after store by Draco and Hermione -Draco becoming a new member of their odd group after spending several hours in a holding cell together- and forced to try on all sorts of clothing.

By the time they were finished, they had enough clothing to fill Ron's entire closet, and Ron had learned more then enough about clothing, insuring that he was going to hurt Harry as soon as he had the chance. Ron looked down at himself, wearing dark blue jeans and an rather expensive shirt and decided he looked good. He was still going to hurt Harry though, no worries there. He looked up as Hermione and Draco walked into the room and instantly, a bold of fear when shooting up his spine.

"Shoe shopping!" they announced.

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While the newest trio was shopping, Nicolas Flammel was finishing his interview with Dumbledore for the Defense position, though it was only a formality. Nicolas was inwardly snickering at some of the questions, unable to understand why Dumbledore chose to ask such things. When the interview was over, he rose and grinned at the old man, "I suppose you will be calling an Order meeting concerning Mr. Weasley and Mr. Malfoy?"

Dumbledore winced as he realized that, yes, he had to call a meeting, if only to save himself that headache later. He nodded at his old friend before speaking, "I also need your help with locating young Mister Potter."

Nicolas suppressed the wicked grin that threatened to bloom before speaking, "I'm rather certain that will be difficult. But rest assured, all those Secrecy Spells he used will be wearing off, so it will be a rather interesting meeting."

Nicolas left before Dumbledore could say anything.

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Remus Lupin was having a rather unpleasant day. First, he'd been turned into a kitty, and now, he was stuck in the pound. He knew exactly who was to blame for this, and he was going to get revenge. First though, he needed to escape...

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A/N: I know I shouldn't have a note here, but I wanted to apologize for how long it stakes to upload. Life is rather hectic, and I'm running out of ideas. So, suggestions are more then welcome.