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"Oh really? Who do you believe is best for the job?"
"He is one of my best students and he is already a qualified leader. Albus I believe(censor) should become the new Head boy." Snape stated knowingly.
"Hmmm that is a good choice. I'll consider it. You better be going Severus, your first class should be down there by now." He gestured him to go politely. Snape nodded his head in agreement and took his leave. "Tis a very good choice…"Dumbledore said obviously thinking very hard about it.
With Draco
"Hey guess what?" Blaise whispered into Draco's ear while they were walking into their empty
common room. "I heard they are replacing Ron. They're going to pick another head boy."
"Really what did he do this time? Do you know what house they're picking his replacement
from?" Draco asked eagerly, plopping himself on the couch. He had wanted to be Head Boy for
some time and having an idiot like Ronald Weasley beat him…really pissed him off. Blaise sat
down beside him.
"I think either from Ravenclaw or Slytherin. They are going for a smart student who has great
leadership skills." He straightened himself up obviously thinking that he was the one they were
looking for. Well he did have a very good chance. Blaise was just as popular with the students as
Draco…maybe even more because he has friends in Gryffindor too. He was a lot better mannered
and got excellent marks in class except for Transfiguration. He had a very good chance of
replacing Ron.
"Ya well there are still plenty of intelligent Ravenclaw boys so don't get so
overconfident…"Draco drawled. Blaise scoffed.
"Puh-leez! Your thinking the same thing I am! Be the most famous guy in school by splitting up
weasel and the pretty, little bookworm. I'd be a legend! She'd fall for me and forget about weasel!
It'd be priceless!" Blaise said dreamily staring off into space.
"Ya haha…" He said laughing nervously 'WHAT! I thought he'd given up on the 'Granger'
thing. She had turned him down already...'He stood up and walked off, his fists clenched so hard
his nails dug into his skin. 'Did I ever tell you how much of an asshole Blaise is?' His conscience
asked. Draco didn't answer. 'No? Well…Blaise is a huge asshole. If he was about 30 times taller
and lived in Japan they'd call him Asszilla. He makes your dad look good…' His conscience
babbled on. 'Ok! I get it he's an ass! Not like I didn't already know that already.' Draco answered
spitefully. He sat in the chair beside his bookcase, his head in his hands. "He probably doesn't even
like her…he's just going to use her..." He mumbled. Hermione was one of the few smart , pretty
girls who weren't total sluts…he didn't want Blaise to ruin that. He stood up. "And she's so naïve
and kindhearted she'll fall for his tricks right away…"Draco continued, punching the wall angrily.
'Woah easy there buddy…' His conscience said. Draco stopped. 'Hermione has finally started to
like some people from Slytherin…including me. Blaise is going to ruin it all. I can't let him win.'
He thought, sitting himself on his bed. 'Then what are you going to do?' His conscience asked
slyly. "I'm going to drown Blaise in the lake!" Draco exclaimed joyfully. 'Woah there, I don't
think…' his conscious started to protest but Draco interrupted him. "Yes…or I could lock him in
a closet with a bunch of man eating insects until Dumbledore has chosen!" He laughed insanely.
'Hey now wait a minute…' His conscious tried again. "Or better yet...lock him in a closet with
Crabbe!" He said excitedly. 'Stop! Ok, ok that is just evil and cruel .I draw the line at that! Now
instead of causing him physical and mental pain why don't you just be a better head boy than
him. Be nicer, be more polite, be less sarcastic in class… there are lots of things you can do to
beat him…Besides paying off the teachers Draco! I see you digging in your wallet!' He
explained (yes his conscience is a guy of course). Draco pouted and got into bed. 'Me…be nice? I
think you've finally gone insane there buddy.' Draco thought smirking. His conscience scoffed.
'HAH! Who wouldn't go insane if they had to live in your mind? You dirty minded, little boy,
it's like living in a porn movie in here! Oh and Draco? You can be nice if you set your mind to
it…you are nice to Granger aren't you?' Draco sighed "Ya I guess your right…" creak Draco
bolted upright on his bed to see Blaise at his door. "Ya I am right. I knew you'd come to your
senses about the head boy thing…Why did you just leave me down there to babble to myself? I
must have been talking for like a half an hour until everyone came in the common room and
snapped me out of it. That was cruel man…"
"Ya, I know. But I really don't give a shit." Draco drawled. He really didn't want to talk to Blaise
right now.
"What's stuck up you butt?" Blaise asked.
"Wouldn't you want to know. Just go away Zambini. I want to go to bed." Draco said irritated.
"Awe man why didn't you say so? Want me to go get Pansy for you…or do you want a new chick this time…"
"NO! I want to go to bed as in sleep! GET OUT!" Blaise gulped and ran out of his room. 'I really
need to get a lock on that door…' He said drowsily. ' I will be Head Boy…not Blaise…' He
yawned, eyelids closing slowly. 'Cheese tastes like crap..' And he fell into a deep, dreamless sleep.
The next morning Draco woke up in an unusually happy mood. He got dressed into his normal
attire and skipped merrily down to the Great hall singing the happy song…just kidding. He walked
down to the Great hall as he normally did. Before he sat down beside Pansy he walked up and said
good morning to the teachers.
"Why, Good morning Mister Malfoy." Dumbledore said with that god damn twinkle in his eye.
"What brings you here this morning?'
"Oh nothing Headmaster I just came to bid you a Good morning along with the rest of the
teachers." Draco said politely. 'Being a bit too much of a kiss ass don't you think?' Draco
ignored the annoying voice that tormented him every day.
"Oh well then all of us appreciate the gesture, why don't you go sit down to eat." Dumbledore in
his usual cheery voice. Draco gave a little smile and nodded. 'Draco's a brown- noser! Haha
what a dork! Why don't you offer to polish the teachers shoes aswell! Hehe.'
"Shut up you!" Draco yelled at his conscience. Unfortunately…no one else knew who he
was really talking to…
"What did you say Malfoy? How dare you talk to the Headmaster like that!" Hagrid yelled angrily
standing up…knocking the table doing so and sending Dumbledore's wine all over Draco. He
wiped the stinging liquid off his pale face and looked up at them.
"I'm terribly sorry Headmaster. I was not yelling at you…you see I have this disease…" 'A
disease? HAH! I am the best thing that ever happened to you!' His conscience yelled. "…It makes
me yell random things that I don't really mean. I just forgot my medication today…sorry!" He ran
away to his table. Pansy nudged him.
"What the hell was that about…telling the Headmaster to shut up…it's unheard of!" She said in
disbelief. He shrugged it off.
"Just leave me alone for awhile ok Pansy?" He said solemnly. He would never get Head boy now!
He got up to leave early for Potions with the Gryffindors. Blaise smirked as he watched Draco
walk out 'Head boy is as good as mine!' He thought returning to his bagel. The halls were empty
besides a few Students who got out to use the washroom. He went down the cold stone stairs to
the Dungeons. Snape had a locking charm set on it until about 5 minutes before class. He sat on
the bottom stair and waited. 'Hey I'm sorry man…' "Just go away!" He yelled angrily at his
conscience. "Haven't you messed enough up for me!" He put his head in his hands. 'Ok...I'll go
I'm just really sorry ok? Goodbye.' He sat silently on that step for about 5 minutes before he
heard someone else coming down the steps. Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap The footsteps were coming closer.
Draco turned around quickly to find Hermione standing about five steps away from him.
"Hi…" She said uneasily.
"What are you doing down here?" He asked putting his head back into his hands.
"Well…I do have class here. I come here early every time I don't have to baby-sit Ron and Harry.
Is it still locked?" She walked down to the step he was on and leaned against the wall. Draco
looked up and shrugged.
"I checked a few minutes ago and it was, but it might be open now." He answered a bit colder than
he intended to. She nodded and went to check. She tried the knob but it wouldn't turn.
"Still locked." She said walking back to the stairs to sit down beside him. Draco watched her take
something out of her book bag. It was a peculiar, little contraption.
"What's that?" He asked pointing to the tiny, shiny object. She looked surprised.
"It's a muggle thing you wouldn't care." She put one of the headphones of her Mp3 player into her
ear.
"I don't care if it's a muggle thing. It looks quite interesting." He said with a curious glint in his
eye. She smiled.
"Well this is called a Mp3 Player. It lets you listen to music." She held it out.
"Really? Do you have the Weird Sisters on it!" He asked excitedly then stopped. "Well I mean…I
just want to see how it works…" She rolled her eyes and held out a headphone. He took it.
"You put that in your ear. That's what the music comes out of." He did as instructed. "Ya just like
that. Now you press this button to turn it onclick. And you press these arrow buttons to change
songs." She clicked until she found one of her favourite songs 'Lies' by Billy Talent. Draco
flinched at the sudden loud, angry music. Hermione started to move around a little to the beat.
"What is this?" He asked. She turned toward him.
"Its called 'Lies' by Billy Talent. Billy Talent is my favourite band right now." She started to sing.
"Lies make it better! Lies are forever! Lies to go home to! Lies to wake up to! Lies from the alter!
Lies till you falter!" She stopped to find Draco singing along as well. The song ended.
"That was amazing! I never knew a small muggle thing like that could be so much fun!...It's a
shame my father would never get me one."
"Why? Because it is a muggle thing?" He nodded. "Well since you liked it so much…maybe we
can do this again sometime…"
"Really?"
"Well ya…If you want to."
"Sure, that'd be…enjoyable...but Granger? Please don't tell anyone." He got up to check the door.
It clicked open. "It's open!" He called. She nodded and followed him in.
" Don't worry I won't…but just because you were just sooooo nice about it. It seems I've been
keeping quite a few of your secrets lately." She laughed.
"Yes, yes…that you have. I can't help but feel a little threatened." He joked.
They both sat down in their usual seats and waited. Soon more and more people entered the room.
Blaise and Pansy went and sat beside Draco. Not the best of ideas on Blaise's part…
With Hermione
Ron and Harry took their usual seats right beside Hermione. "Hey Mione" Ron said happily.
"Why are you so happy Ronald?" She asked suspiciously.
"Oh nothing. I just had a really good night last night." He smiled sleepily. She gave him a confused look.
"What he means Hermione. Is that he finally got a girlfriend." Harry said.
"Really? Who's the lucky girl." She asked excitedly.
"Well I never really got her name and it was really dark in that closet." Ron said ears turning red.
"Ron! So that's why I couldn't find you last night after patrolling the halls! I can't believe you
would act so immature!" She smacked him across the head.
"Granger, Weasley, Zambini and Malfoy go to the Headmasters office. You four know better than
to fight in my classroom!" Snape said as he entered the room. Hermione looked over at the two
Slytherins, watching them fight and Snape try and break them up. She yelled out in frustration and
got up.
"You idiot!"
"Stupid ass!"
"Fing Prick!"
"Oh ya you Fin---"
"Malfoy! Zambini! Stop it now and get your asses to the office!" She yelled, fire burning in her
chocolate colored eyes. They immediately stopped, scared of the petite, Gryffindor girl. They got
up and ran out of the classroom. Hermione closely behind them…leaving Ron there by himself.
"Weasley you too! Go!" Snape yelled, giving Ron a yellow paper for Dumbledore. Ron sprinted
out."
"20 points away from Gryffindor and Slytherin! Open your books to page 90! The gender
switching potion!" Harry groaned.
"Thanks a lot guys.." He turned to page 90.
"As you can see there are many wizards and witches who have tried this potion. Including
myself…" class shudders
With the four trouble makers.
Hermione said the password and instructed them to follow her up the moving stairs to the
Headmasters office. She knocked on the door.
"Come in." Dumbledore said cheerily. They did as instructed.
"Well hello Miss. Granger. What seems to be the problem?" She grabbed the paper from Ron and
handed it to him. Dumbledore read it over.
"Oh my…"He said. "Well Mister Malfoy, Mister Zambini. You two will definatley have to be
punished…but first since you all are here I have something that needs to be delt with. Ronald?"
"Yes Headmaster." He said uncomfortably.
"I'm afraid I have to relieve you of the title of Head boy. You just haven't been using your
privileges responsibly." Ron nodded sadly. Blaise smirked and Draco just stood there, knuckles
turning white.
"But Dumbledore why would they be able to listen to that?" Hermione said angrily pointing to
them.
"Well obviously someone has to replace him and those two are the best candidates."
"I understand…" She said.
'Now boys I'd like you to explain what happened in that fight.
"Well you see Headmaster Draco just lunged at me---"
"That's a load of bull!'
"Mister Malfoy let me hear his side of the story and then we'll hear yours. Continue please
Blaise."
"Ok, Draco left early for potions for some strange reason after he insulted you so rudely. So I
followed him downstairs to outside the potions room. He was cursing and rudely commenting
about all the teachers so I asked him to stop. He continued and I got angry. We both went into the
potions room once it was unlocked and we had continued our fight. It just got out of control."
"Is that correct Mister Malfoy?"
"NO! It's not!" He yelled angrily.
"No it isn't Headmaster!" Hermione yelled. Draco shot her a look telling her to remember her
promise not to tell. She backed away.
"Ok Draco tell your story…"
"OK. I sat down for potions and Blaise and Pansy came to sit beside me. Normally I wouldn't care
but he was being exceptionally annoying today. I told him to go away. He didn't. instead he started
to insult me saying. 'Oh your small enough for both of us to fit.' And stuff like that. And I'm sure
you could guess what he was talking about." Hermione blushed. "So I insulted him back along the
same lines. He threw a punch at me so I threw one back and it just escalated into the fist fight
Snape had seen."
"Well…one of you are lying." Dumbledore said sadly. "If I don't find out the culprit both of you
will be suspended." Draco stiffened. He didn't want to get suspended. He hated being home and
being suspended would only make it worse. His father would punish him greatly. Hermione saw
him tense up. She knew Draco would hate her for it but she didn't want an innocent guy to be
punished…She had been spending way to much time with Harry over the years. It's finally started
to rub off on her.
"Dumbledore Zambini is lying! Draco was with me before class. Blaise didn't come in until all the
other people came in."Hermione yelled. Draco glared at her.
"Is that right Mr. Malfoy?" Dumbledore said, eye twinkling as usual.
"Yes. We were sitting there waiting for class. Blaise was never there."
Ron suddenly butted in "Mione! What were you doing with Malfoy!"
"Absolutely nothing Ronald. Please since when do I talk to ferrets? We were just waiting for class
to start. It was almost unbearable being in the same room as him." She said winking discretely at
Draco. He smirked and winked back.
"Ok…now that that's settled. Blaise you are suspended for fighting in class and lying about it. I
shall be calling your father. You shall be coming back in a week. Draco you pack your things too!
You shall be punished as well."
"Yes Headmaster" Draco and Blaise said in unison.
"How long shall I be suspended?" Draco asked.
"You shall not be. You will just have a detention after all your classes are finished this week. You
are moving to the Heads' rooms. Congratulations. Ronald please pack your things and move back
in with Mister Potter and his roommates. That will be all.Oh and Mister Malfoy here is the
password." He whispered it in his ear, then Hermione's.
"Thankyou, Headmaster. Good day." Draco said heading out. Hermione, Ron and Blaise said their
goodbyes and followed. They walked down the hall solemnly.
"I'm going to transfiguration. See you later." She waved to them and headed to class. Drac
o waved goodbye and headed to the Heads' Rooms. Ron right behind him. Once he got there he
summoned his belongings. They landed with a pop into the Common room.
"Well I'm going to go check if I have anything left---WHAM! " Ron punched Draco in the face
and watched him fall over in surprise. "What the f Weasly!" Draco yelled getting up and whipping
blood from his lip. He punched him back and sent Ron flying backwards. Draco would have won
if Blaise hadn't come back and kicked him over. He tried to fight the two off but they were too
much. Blaise punched Draco in the stomach as hard as he could. "That's for getting me suspended
and taking head boy….and getting a nipple ring without me… you little bitch!" Blaise yelled
vengefully. Ron got up and kicked him once more. Even though he had passed out after the blow
to the stomach. "That's just for being you Malfoy!". Blaise left with Ron right after him levitating
his belongings behind him. They left Draco unconscious on the floor and closed the door.
A few hours later with Hermione
Hermione walked up the hall after her last class, Herbology…oh how she hated it. They had been
studying carnivorous plants today and she had gotten bit so many times by the one plant that in the
end she chucked it at the wall. After that little incident she had gotten kicked out. And that would
be the reason she was walking down this empty hallway now. 'Hmmm Malfoy is probably all
settled in by now. He better not have touched anything of mine.' She thought evily. Then laughed
at the thought of him going into the bathroom and finding her tampon collection. She opened the
door happily whistling to herself. "I'm back!" She called. No answer. "Hmmm… I wonder where
he is----Oh my GOD!"
Yes I know you probably already know what she's 'Oh my GOD'ing about. She obviously found Draco's porn collection… Anyway I hope you liked it because I worked really hard on it. It isn't as humorous as the previous chapters but I felt like writing a semi serious one. I think I've lost what ever talent I had at writing so please don't be that disappointed at how crappy this last chapter was….I'm running out of ideas…..A big thank you to all you guys giving me great ideas. This fanfiction wouldn't be nearly as good with out you! Please remember your reviews mean a lot to me! So please remember…uug do I need to say it? Fine I will…Please Review! The next chapter will be up soon….ish.
Suika13 XD
P.S: All of a sudden I am quite hyper so I shall sing a song…it is called…the HAPPY SONG!
I am really special cuz there's only one of me
look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me
when I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song
it cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long
oh oh oh I'm so happy, I can barely breathe
puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kittens, baby teeth
watch out all you mothers, I'm happy, it's hardcore
happy as a coupon for a $20 whore
ha-ha-ha hah
I'm really happy, I'm sugar coated me,
happy, good, anger, bad, that's my philosophy
Spoken: I can't do this, man. I'm not happy.
I am really special, cuz there's only one of me
Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me
These are my lovehandles, and this is my spout,
but if you tip me over, then mama said knock you out
I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave
welcome to my happy world, now get your shit and leave
I am happy, I am good, I am...
Spoken: I'm Outta Here! Screw You!
gasps from singing to fast Ok……enough with that.
(those who do not know what this song is go onto and type happy song in….there will probably be a harry potter video to it because it is a very popular song on that site.)
Anyway toodles have a very happy day.XD (uug I need a life)