It Begins

Kiba awoke the next morning around ten AM. Akamaru was already up, and he had a note I his mouth for Kiba. Kiba looked at it, still groggy from his sleep.

Dear Inuzuka Kiba

I, Uzumaki Naruto, the sixth Hokage, have issued a show for which you will be performing in. It is in two months, so learn how to dance!

The types of dances I would like you to do are: Break-dance, Modern Dance, Techno, Hip-hop, and Ballet. For Modern and Ballet, you must have a FEMALE dance partner. For Break-dance, you must have a partner, male or female.

Kthxbai

Uzumaki Naruto, Sixth Hokage

Kiba fully awoke once he read the line about Ballet. "B-ballet?" Kiba said.

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Temari and Sen were sitting at the training grounds, waiting for Kiba. He was late.

"Hey, Temmy," Sen said, "Do you think he's actually gonna show?"

Temari shrugged. "Beats me, Sen. I just hope he doesn't turn out to be some kind of pervert."

Sen laughed. "Heh… I know you'd like a bit pervertedness and dirty-speak…" he said.

Temari glared at her boyfriend. "I already told you, Sen! Not until we're married!"

"So we're going to get married?"

"No! I mean… Yes! I mean… Maybe… probably not." Temari said.

Sen moaned.

-

Kiba had finally arrived. He showed the note to Temari.

"Partners? Ballet?" Sen said, reading over Temari's shoulder, "That's hysterical!"

Temari smacked Sen. "Baka! You know I like Ballet!" she said.

"S-sorry, Temmy-kun…" he said.

"So, Temari-san, Se-I mean, Captain Awesome," Kiba said, "Are you going to be able to teach me all of this in two months?"

Temari shrugged. "Of course we can. We can even be your dance partners." She said. She then noticed Kiba's eyes. "Kiba… up… my face is up here…" She then slapped him.

"Ow…" Kiba groaned, rubbing his swore cheek.

"Alright then, let's get down to business." Sen said.

-

After a while, Kiba had actually made a bit of progress. "Wow Kiba. For a guy, you sure pick up the basics of Ballet pretty quickly." Temari commented.

"B-ballet?" Kiba said, "I thought we were working on Techno first!"

"Damn, you're dumb." Sen said, "Can't even tell the difference between techno and ballet!"

Sen started doing the robot, while Temari pranced about.

"Oh… Now I get it." Kiba said, doing the robot, poorly, along with Sen, "Look at me! I'm doing ballet!"

-

After a few more hours, Kiba finally learned which style was which.

They had finished Ballet for the day, and started working on Modern.

"Kiba, do you have any songs for Modern that you could learn to dance to?" Temari asked.

"I've written my own music and recorded it with my guitar." He said, placing the CD into the stereo.

Sen covered his ears. If Kiba's musical skills were at all as good as his original dance skills, things would be bad.

The intro played. It was actually pretty good.

"Kiba, this is actually a pretty good song." Temari said.

"Really?" Kiba asked, "I worked pretty hard on this."

"Y'know, if you'd put this much effort into your dancing, you'd be totally amazing!" Sen said.

They practiced a bit more, Kiba still not making much progress. What were they to do?

Temari got an idea. "Kiba, why don't you choreograph your song and come up with some lyrics for the show?" she asked, "And then teach it to us and we'll dance with you."

"Really?" Kiba asked.

"Yeah." Sen said, "In fact, it may be the only way to get to actually start dancing right!"

"Awesome! Thanks, guys!" he said.

"Anyway, time for you to pay up…" Temari said, taking out a paper bag. Kiba started sniffing. Inside of it was something so menacing… He tried to make a run for it, but Sen held him down.

"N-no! Don't do it!" Kiba yelled, "I'll do anything!"

Temari smirked. She reached her hand into the bag, and pulled out a carrot.

Kiba started screaming like a little girl.

Temari pushed it towards Kiba's mouth, which he clamped shut. Sen grabbed his jaw, forcing it open as Temari slid the carrot in his mouth. Sen made Kiba bite down, and kept his mouth shut as Kiba let out muffled cries. He swallowed. His eyes started spinning around and he fainted.

"Huh." Sen said, "Well… you don't see that every day."

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Yay! Chapter two! This time, PLEASE REVIEW! I got none for the first chapter… I feel so unloved…

Kiba: You horrible monster! You made me eat veggies!

Yeah… well, you didn't eat any in the other stories I've written about you, so I felt like some torture.

Kiba: But you tortured me so much in Of Dogs and Men! You're a horrible man!

I'm only fourteen!

Kiba: Whatever! I quit!

He'll be back… I've got his… soul… in a… jar.