The Song that Goes Like This

Alright, this chapter has a musical number, courtesy of the hit Broadway musical, "SPAMalot". If you haven't seen the show… go to New York… or Toronto… whatever…

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Kiba was standing near the waterfall out in the forest. Could he ever learn to dance in time for the show? They had practicing for almost a month, and Kiba had barely made any progress. He sighed.

The Inuzuka began to think of Hinata, and his jealousy and hatred of the Hokage. It seemed like just yesterday he had almost kissed her. Of course, it was an accident that they even got into that position.

Kiba and Hinata were on there way back from a mission, and had to camp out for the night. Hinata was asleep, her head next to Akamaru, and Kiba was standing guard.

He watched the Hyuuga sleep. It seemed like such a calm sleep, and Kiba wished he could just rest his eyes. But he had stubbornly demanded that he stand guard all night.

He walked over to her lazily. Except, he tripped over the remains of the fire, falling flat onto Hinata, his face meeting hers. Hinata woke up with a scream, seeing Kiba right in her face, smacked right on top of her wasn't the first thing she wanted to see.

Their lips were dangerously close. Getting closer because of Kiba's attempts, making it look like he was just falling a bit more.

"Kiba, get off of me!" Hinata yelled, "Your breath stinks! When was the last time you brushed your teeth?"

Kiba had to think hard about that question. "S-sorry, Hinata…" he said as he got off of her, sad that they had almost kissed but didn't.

Remembering these thoughts made Kiba want to… to… sing. He hoped there was nobody around… But little did he know, a certain Sand nin was watching him.

Kiba felt like he could hear music in his ears. "Once, in ev'ry show, there comes a song like this." he began, "It starts off soft and low, and ends up with a kiss. Oh where, is the son, that goes like this?

Temari emerged from the bushes, leaving a very surprised Kiba. "A sentimental song, that casts a magic spell, They all will hum along. We'll over-act like hell. Oh this, is the song, that goes like this."

Kiba smiled, getting the drift of what was going on. He never knew his life was a musical. "Now we can go straight into the middle eight, a bridge that is to far for me!"

"I'll sing it in your face, while we both embrace," Kiba then hugged Temari, both of them singing now, "And then, we change, the Key!"

Kiba then let out in a very high voice, "Now we're into E! Ahem, that's awfully high for me…"

"But everyone can see, we should've stayed in D."

"For this is our song, that goes like this."

"I'm feeling very proud!" sang Kiba.

"You're singing far too loud."

"That's the way that this song goes,"

"You're standing on my toes."

"Singing our song, that goes like this!"

"I can't believe there's more!" Temari complained.

"It's far too long I'm sure…"

"That's the trouble with this song, it goes on and on and on."

"For this, is our song, that is too long!"

"We'll be singing this till dawn!" Temari belted.

"You'll wish that you weren't born!

"Let's stop this damn refrain,"

"Before we go insane! The song always ends like thiiiiiiiiiiiiis!"

Temari, now very tired of this song, shoved her tongue into Kiba's mouth, Kiba, like most men, getting the idea and following suit.

"Wow Temari…" Kiba said, "I didn't know you felt that way about me."

"I didn't either." Temari said, "Damn, you can sing."

"Thanks." Kiba said modestly, something new to him.

"No, I mean really good. Like professionally."

Kiba blushed.

"So, what do you want to do?" Temari asked.

"Sex." Kiba said quickly as the two fell into the bushes.

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Yeah, I know, this chapter didn't have much to it… but I didn't know what to write so I had them sing. xD Hooray for musicals.

Sen: Hey! Temari cheated on me AND sang!

Well… yes. I also know that the inspiration for you, my friend Ben, hates musicals, so I cut you out of the chapter. Hahahaha. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!