Chapter 4: "Like Heck…"

1 Hour Later

By now almost everything was explained to Lilly but she was still fainting time to time, like when Sirius said she was killed by some power-hungry psycho for their son, she feinted onto Lupin who was reading a book at the time, this surprised him so much that he jumped up and threw his book, which also quite accidentally, hit James in the stomach…

James; "Well now what are we gonna do! Harry can't quite come to our lessons with us; don't you think someone would notice that He's new?"

Sirius; "Chill, ok pal?"

Lupin; "Yea, it will all be fine, because… I have chocolate!"

Lilly (Ignoring Lupin's crazed chocolate moment); "James, he could stay in Lupin's whomping willow, for a while."

Lupin; Lilly you're brilliant! So…why do you like James…?" Anyway, yea, all he needs to get in is…"

Harry; …A stick to prod the knothole."

Lupin; Yea… I keep forgetting that you know all of this Harry."

Sirius; "And I keep forgetting that I should know all of this."

James; "Here Harry take my invisibility cloak and stay out of sight…"

Lupin; "We'll be back in like 2 hours, roughly."

2 Hours and 3 minutes Later

Lupin; "HEY! I said roughly, OK, so stop picking on me!"

Author "Fine I'll fix it…"

Roughly 2 Hours Later

Author: "Are you happy Now Lupin?"

Lupin; "No… I just ran out of chocolate."

Author: "Anyway!"

James; "Umm Right! Ok Sirius you stay with Harry overnight, I'll tell the professors that you're in the hospital wing."

Sirius; "For what?"

James; "I'll say you broke your leg while helping me practice for Quidditch."

Lupin; "Why must you always lie?"

Sirius; "Because sometimes it's better."

Lupin; "Like WHEN!"

James; "Like when little kids want to know where babies come from and the parents say, the stork."

Lupin; "…Whatever…"

Sirius; "Don't be such a soar looser, Lupin."

Lupin; "But I didn't loose at anything."

Sirius; "well then don't be such a soar Not-right-all the time-er."

Lupin; "…Yeaaa…"

Harry; "JUST SHUT-UP ALREADY!"

James; "Hey! Respect your elders."

Harry; "But I'm your age right now…"

Sirius; "That's just so wrong."

Lilly; "We better get going now guys, we're gonna be too late, and if we're not in the common rooms soon we'll get in BIG trouble."

Harry & Sirius; "OK bye guys."

The Next Morning

James woke up and completely forgot about the previous day, until he looked around in the morning desperately for Sirius, and couldn't find him anywhere. It's times like this when people feel the dumbest…

James; "Today is so gonna be like heck."

Lupin; "Hey James, I'm so glad that you're Happy this morning."

James; "Actually, I AM happy, I found out where you keep your chocolate and I ate it all!"

DUN DUN DUN!

Lupin; "NOOO! MY Beloved Chocolate! How could you?"

James; "I was just kidding, but… SMILE, YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA!"

Lupin; "I'm… What!"

James; "Forget it… Let's just find Lilly."

Lupin; "Whatever you say, Lover-boy."

James; "What was that?"

Lupin; "Ummm, I like my Chinese food with extra soy…"

James; "Riiight… Have you been drinking again? I knew Sirius and I were bad influences on you…"