Collision Course Chapter 2

Takon continued blasting air out of his palm as they approached a large desert. Jubei frowned, "It's like Alabasta, hopefully not as big" Jubei said. Teiki smiled. "Alabasta? A girl? Big her melons?" He grinned. Takon rolled his eyes. Kenji continued to sleep and Kanji smiled standing at the front of this ship. "Takon, continue blasting air through the desert" Kanji said. "Hell no!" Takon yelled. "I've been doing this for over 3 hours and I'm not doing it any more as soon as we hit the desert!" He yelled. Kanji growled. "Little punk, I can punch you back to where you came from!" He yelled. Takon growled. "I'll kick you so-" "Hard in the but you'll have toenails for teeth?" Teiki said. "You shut up you friken perverted bone-head" Takon growled. Jubei raised an eyebrow at Takon. "You think I'm some hamster on a whatever the thingy is!" Takon yelled. Teiki sighed "As short-tempered as he is in height" Jubei muttered as they hit the sand. Takon growled and a large burst of wind made the ship shoot fast through the sand "I swear I am making this ship move any longer!" He yelled as another burst of wind made the ship shoot into the air. "Yeah baby! This is fun!" Teiki yelled. "Now all we need is some girl doing a strip tease on a pole and we are set baby!" Teiki yelled. Takon frowned looking down at the sand far below the ship. "Whoops..?" He muttered. "Fine then Takon" Kanji said. Teiki sighed. "I'm hungry and getting sick of melons" Teiki muttered, Takon let out a gasp of fake horror. Teiki growled. "Not that kind of melons" He said. Takon ignored Teiki. "I think he's getting into banana's, quick get of the ship before he starts trying to look at one of ours" Takon said. Teiki got up and pulled up his sleeves. "me and you little man" Teiki said. "Not now you two" Jubei said sitting on the rudder of the ship. "What so important? You found a girl!" Teiki yelled. "Nope, more trouble" Jubei said. "Teiki wake up Kenji" Kanji said. Teiki nodded and thought. "Look, it's brunette this time and theirs two of them…" He whispered into Kenji's ear. "She taking off her top….look at those things, they're so big they have a whole resort in 'em…" Kenji let out a broad grin. "and the hips…don't get me started…they're smiling at you… calling you over...go on mate…they both want you…look, they're pulling down their skirts…knickers to…and BAM! Look at that! Weenies the size of Timbuktu!" Teiki whispered into Kenji's ear. "Oh my gosh the horror!" Kenji yelled getting up. Teiki laughed. "You idiot, you ruin it every time" Kanji growled. "Not my fault you're a pervert" Teiki said. "Stop messing around" Jubei said, encased in flames. A silver looking character stood in front of them holding out his arm with a blaster on it. "Dr. Light will not tolerate intruders infiltrating his castle" The man said. He wore a silver battle Armour (Mega man style) and a silver helmet. "Look at these people! Do they look like they understand what the hell you just said?" Teiki yelled. "I am Lightman, I do not care about what you said, for I shall eliminate you" Lightman said. "What are you some kind of nerd who ate a dictionary?" Teiki said jumping of the ship. "Bring it on nerd-man" He smirked. Light-man disappeared and Teiki frowned clenching both fists and looking around him. "Behind you fool" Lightman said blasting a strong white beam into Teiki's back. He rolled across the sand from the hit and got up on one knee and hand. "Proposing to me are you?" Lightman smirked. "Your not funny" Teiki growled. He performed hand seals and shot out a large fireball at Lightman. He jumped above the fireball and shot two white balls at Teiki. Takon got up about to jump down. "Don't do it little man" Teiki said avoiding both white balls. He stopped and performed hand seals once again. "Earth style: Mud pit" He said as the ground beneath Lightman turned into mud, making him sink. Lightman aimed his blaster at the ship above him. Teiki shot towards him, pulling out a kunai knife. "He's pretty good" Takon said looking at Teiki. Lightman shot out a hook that clung onto the ship above and pulled him up. Teiki growled and shot upwards towards Lightman. Teiki appeared as a blur and suddenly, the rope cut and Lightman fell below. Lightman frowned and blasted a white beam into the air at Teiki, who was standing on the rudder of the ship. "I'll crush you" Teiki said using his kunai to separate the beam. "Rasengan!" Teiki yelled a blue swirling ball forming in his hand. The air swirled around the ball as Teiki pushed it against the beam. The blue ball slowly started to turn white taking energy in front the beam. Takon frowned looking at Teiki leaning over the edge of the boat, beside the rudder. Teiki smashed Lightman into the mud pit. Lightman's Armour tore and he fell into the mud pit, sinking in slowly. "Dr Lights…castle is ahead…keep on going…but I warn you…strong robots lie on the next island, and after that you'll find Dr. Light on the next island…" Lightman said sinking completely. Teiki growled. "Over dramatic" he muttered. "Wants some melons?" Takon asked Teiki. "You found a girl! Yes!" Teiki yelled. Takon rolled his eyes. "Jubei, could you take over moving the ship?" Kanji asked. Jubei nodded as Kenji growled. "Teiki, you woke me up just to see you beat someone up" He muttered. Teiki shrugged and pointed at Kanji. "He asked me to!" Teiki yelled. Jubei blasted out two streams of flames and the ship continued to travel across the desert. Teiki let out a dreamy smile looking out over the ship. Takon waved his hand across Teiki's face, "Hello?" Takon said. "I have two huge melons right here for you" Takon said. "What melons could be bigger than hers…" Teiki said looking out into the desert. Takon frowned and turned towards the desert. "You delusional, I don't see anything but sand…" Takon said. Kenji smirked "Must be the heat Takon, making him see a mirage, leave it to me" he said. Kenji pulled out his sword and cut the back of Teiki's top. Teiki continued to smile. "Nice breeze…" Teiki muttered