Collision Course
Chapter 3He sun had just risen as they reached the end of the desert; Zero clung onto the end of the ship smirking. Kenji slept as Jubei, Teiki and Kanji woke up. Takon blasted air as the ship landed on water, skipping over it gently, as if it were a rock. "Oh my gosh what happened yesterday" Jubei said holding his head, no, this isn't poetry. "I feel like I ate ten bottles full of sand.." He muttered almost puking. "Hey Teiki, could you wake up Kenji?" Kanji said. "Why, theirs no trouble close" Teiki said. "Just do it" Kanji growled. "ok, ok" Teiki mumbled and walked up to Kenji smirking. "Hell no, not again" Kenji said quickly waking up. "Aww! I had a real good one this time, one with man-boobs, or as I like to call 'em, saggy melons" Teiki smiled. Zero slowly climbed the rudder, his green saber blazing.
A man sat down on his chair, in a dark cold room (not air-conditioned). He wore no emotion on his face and had a black lab suit on. His half robotic face gleamed. "Stop Zero, at all costs" He muttered. "Sir, he's already close to them, he's our best fighter apart from them for all we know they could already dead" A robot said on one knee. "Call me master, not sir" The dark figure said. "Zero will be crushed, fear not" He said. The robot got up and walked out. "The Z-saber is a powerful weapon though" The robot murmured.
Zero jumped onto the top of the rudder smirking. "Oh brother" Teiki said. "Another nerd-man" He said. "I'll show you nerd-man" Zero said, all of a sudden beside Teiki. He swiped his sword cutting Teiki's waist. Teiki winced. "You never cut a naked guy you gay freak" Teiki said. "Konoha Sepukku!" He yelled performing a strong spinning kick. Zero protected himself with his Z-saber and smiled. "If that don't work this will" Teiki smiled yanking down his boxers. Zero's eyes wider and he slashed his sword at Teiki. "Ouch! You perverted gay-man!" Teiki yelled holding his butt. "You never ever cut someone across the butt!" He yelled. "That's what you get for almost blinding me" Zero said about to stick the sword through Teiki. Kenji's dark black sword clashed against Zero's saber. "Humph" Kenji muttered pushing Zero away from Teiki. "I don't need my over soul to beat you" He said. Zero shot a large green ball at Kenji, who used his sword to stop it from hitting him, yet still smashed into the rudder and flinched. "Mera-Mera Flame Rocket" Jubei muttered a stream of flame shooting at Zero, He ducked and dashed at Jubei. Zero swung his saber and they clashed against the flames on Jubei's arm. The green saber transformed into a flame-red. Zero shot passed Jubei who turned and shot another flame rocket at him. Zero's Z-saber absorbed the flamed and Zero slashed through the rudder of the ship tearing it and making the ship fall. "These are the kind of people, other than old women, who have saggy melons" Teiki growled. Zero turned and growled. "Are you calling me an old woman!" He said. "No, but you sure have the figure of one" Teiki said and thought. "ewww, if you had the face we'd all be knocked out" Teiki added. Zero yelled in rage and started to slice the ship into pieces. "Teiki you retard, learn to keep you mouth shut" Jubei said holding his arm. "Mera-Mera Fire Storm!" He yelled streams of flames shooting everywhere. Teiki and Takon jumped off the ship as the flames started to tear through the ship. Kanji took air and Zero flew of the ship getting hit by one of the stream off flames. "and he called me the retard" Teiki muttered. Takon frowned "How are we going to get across the ocean now.." Takon said. "So this is what happens when and old lady goes mental" Teiki assumed watching as Zero and Jubei clashed. Kanji frowned looking directly at Zero his hair was gold. "Oh boy his hair's gold, that'll really help" Teiki said rolling his eyes. "Shut up" Takon growled. "Kame…hame…ha!" He yelled shooting a strong blue wave at Zero. He shot towards Jubei not noticing the blue beam coming towards him. The beam hit Zero directly and sent him flying through the bottom of the ship. "That's it, I need some bra's, some porn stars, something before I go crazy" Teiki said. "Do you even care that some-one attacked us?" Takon said. "No, unless it was a girl attacking us by raping us, of course, I get raped first" Teiki smiled. "Your sick" Takon murmured. "Shut up you elf" Teiki growled. "Your only 2 inch's taller than I am" Takon said. The ship crumbled leaving Zero below it. Jubei quickly jumped down and landed softly in front of Takon and Teiki. Kanji and Kenji both landed beside Jubei simultaneously.
"How do we get across now?" Takon asked. "No sweat" Teiki said. "We walk," He added walking on the water. "HOLY CRAP HE'S JESUS!" Takon yelled. Teiki sweat dropped "Basic ninja skills Takon" Teiki said. "You learn how to be Jesus?" Takon asked. "Shut up" Teiki said. "Gomu Gomu no Pistol!" Came a yell from behind Teiki. Jubei frowned. "Luffy?" He muttered as Teiki got punched hard across the face. He spat out blood and his headband flew off beside Takon. "Argh…" Teiki mumbled. "That dudes got a serious punch," He added. Luffy came flew down at Takon with blood red eyes. "Mera-Mera Fire Spin" Jubei yelled flying up to Luffy. It's not him Jubei thought clashing hard against Luffy's fists. Jubei flinched and Luffy punched him hard into the ground. "Gomu Gomu no Stomp!" He yelled his sandals smashing Jubei into the ground. "Holy crap" Takon said standing back. Suddenly, a strong blue wave rocketed towards Takon smashed him far back sliding across the sand. Takon held his stomach in pain. "Gomu Gomu no Pistol!" Luffy said punching Takon hard across the face. Takon moaned getting knocked out as his check started to swell a blue and black. Jubei growled and shot up into the air angrily, incased in flames. "Mera-Mera Fire Rocket!" He yelled spiraling into the air. Luffy's fists and legs retracted sending him higher into the air. "Gomu Gomu no Storm!" Luffy yelled his arms and legs going everywhere. Teiki grumbled getting punched and kicked multiple times. Kenji shot up at Luffy kicking of him legs and arms to propel him further into the air. Kanji turned facing Goku, they both clashed throwing strong swift kicks and punches appearing to be a blur. All of a sudden Kanji flew back, blood streaming down his arm and Goku teleported in front of Kenji punching him hard into the ground. Teiki frowned as Jubei landed beside him, bleeding down the side of his face. Teiki growled blood running down his lip. "I'll take the rubber freak," Teiki said. "On second though, I bet he has man boobs bigger than a sumo wrestlers body fat" He said. Jubei let out a small laugh and shot at Goku. He threw a flame-engulfed fist at him. Goku pushed Jubei's fist to the side and punched Jubei hard in the stomach. "Argh!" Jubei yelled spitting out blood. Teiki snapped his wrist shooting out multiple shurikens at Luffy, who dodged and flung his fist at Teiki. Teiki darted to the side of Luffy and smirked looking up and him. Luffy grimaced and held the end of his arm yanking it to the side. Luffy's arm wrapped around Teiki's stomach and he squeezed. Teiki yelled before getting knocked out. Jubei growled as the area started to turn a tan orange. Jubei growled as flames slowly engulfed his body. "Mera…Mera…Fire Explosion!" He yelled as flames show every along with and explosion. Goku shot out a kamehameha wave that sliced through the flames and smashed Jubei along side a knocked out Takon. "Kid…Little-man…weak…loser" Jubei muttered and fainted also. The Goku and Luffy both smirked and their blood red eyes glinted. They picked up Jubei and disappeared leaving Takon lying on the sand near the water.
A few hours later, Takon still say on the sand, his cheeks swelling blue and black squeezing out blood. In an attempt to get up, Takon's hand gripped sand. No matter where I am, what planet, what galaxy. I am always considered an unhelpful-loser, well, not this time Takon thought, holding Teiki's headband in his hand. A strong white aura started to surrounded and the swelling died down. He wobbled up and tied Teiki's headband to his head. He got up and rushed along the surface of the lake. "I'm not outside looking in, I'm outside coming in" He said rocketing towards the dark black castle in the distance.