Title: She's JUST a Computer
Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl OR Chobits....
Summery: For the past few month's Artemis has never stepped foot out of his room, he's in there ALL the time and when he's out, the door is locked! What is he DOING IN THERE!?! Well, the rest of the Fowl house hold want to find out, but what will they do when they come face to face with the lil genius' secret? Better sum inside!! R&R!!!
Author's Note: First of all, I would like to apologies for any author's note's that are going to be in here, but you know, if you don't like them, just skip over them ok :) if I need to say something. like REALLY need too, I'll put one in.
NOW on to the more important stuff, thank you too all who reviewed!!!!! I'd name you all.. but! I can't be bothered... sorry... I'll do shout outs next time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, I want to just inform you all that Artemis has gotten his memory back and Butler has his strength and junk back as well! OK!!!!!
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Chapter 2: Artemis gay!?
Mr and Mrs Fowl, with fire in their eyes watched as the doors swung open to reveal a very tired looking Artemis Fowl the Second.
His hair, which was normally neat and slicked back, was messy and falling over his face. The white polo t-shirt he had on, was only half tucked in, most of it falling below the jean clad waist.
Artemis fixed his oval glasses, (AN: I know he doesn't ware glasses, but I think that with all the time he spent in front of a computer screen that he would need them to at least read... and I think he would look cute with them, HUMOR ME PPL!!) and stared at his mother and father.
Angeline's mask of fury slipped away as she stared at her little boy.
He look totally exhausted!.
But before she could say anything, her husband suddenly loomed over their son.
"What have you been doing in there!? And why haven't you been opening the door!?" He all but thundered.
Artemis Jr tried to stifle a yawn, failing miserably.
"I'm working on something," He stated simply.
Mrs Fowl raised an eyebrow. Working on something huh? Most likely something illegal.
"And what might that be?" Asked Artemis Sr, crossing his arms and looking over his son and into the boys room.
The young genius just rubbed his eyes.
"You can't see it yet, it's not finished, I... (yawn) ... I want it to be a surprise,"
The former crime lord narrowed his eyes. That sounded sincere enough, but he could be lying.
Watching as the child nearly fell asleep standing up, Mr and Mrs Fowl decided to let this one go, he looked extremely tired and seemed to be telling the truth.
"Alright, but get some sleep," Said the man of the house, turning on his heel and stalking back to his study.
Angeline watched as her son slowly swayed on the spot, she smiled.
"Arty darling, why don't you have a nap?" She cooed, turning the boy around and pushing him back into his room.
Artemis said nothing, instead he bid his mother good night and shut the door in her face, not intentionally mind you.
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Juliet was sprawled out in the back yard, currently sunning herself.
The youngest Butler had just wheedled her big brother into buying her a new swim suit. A very nice two piece.
It showed quite allot of skin and only covered what mattered, as most togs do.
The young blond had positioned herself right outside Artemis' window, hoping the boy genius would notice how sexy she looked and come to declare his ever lasting love for her.
Although, she had been out here a good hour and a half and the dark haired boy had not come out of the manor.
In fact, she hadn't seen him in over a month. Not even Dom had spoken to him. Or at least that's what her brother had told her.
He and Artemis seemed to have their own secret world that no one was ever aloud into. It annoyed her to no end, she wanted that kind of bond with the pale youth.
She sighed, closing her eyes, thinking about what it would be like to kiss the heir to the Fowl fortune.
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Domovoi, or better known as Butler, Artemis Fowl the seconds bodyguard, was seated in his master's room, beside the boys bed, as Artemis had a much needed sleep.
He was the only one aloud in the young Fowl's chamber's, while the teen worked on some un known creation.
The only room Butler was forbidden to enter was Artemis' laboratory. Yes the boy had his own lab, it was quite a large room, full of computer's, cabinet's, table's and other things you tend to find in a lab.
But it didn't have any canned body parts and dangerous chemical's if that's what you think.
No Artemis used his lab for creating computer's and machine's. (AN: Think Dexter's Laboratory, that kinda feel, only life like...)
Butler watched as the young genius rolled over, giving a small sigh.
He smiled, the boy looked innocent when asleep, there where no thought line's gracing his forehead, no frown on his lips. He looked like a normal teenager. Well, as normal as a slender, unnaturally pale genius can be.
Butler then glanced at the doors that led to his charger's lab. They where locked and Artemis was the only one who knew the code that opened them.
On rare occasion's he had stolen glances inside the room, and once he had thought he'd seen a girl standing in her under ware. But that was just crazy talk, Artemis wasn't the type to go ga ga over a pretty girl, or have her in a pare of panties in his laboratory for that matter. He normally just ignored anyone outside his comfort zone, which was an invisible ten foot circle.
Including girls, just look at his little sister, Juliet was very pretty, she had every boy asking her out, sending her flower's or what not all the bloody time, it really peeved him off.
But the young crime lord took no notice. None!. Butler was starting to think Artemis was gay, which was fine, he had no problem with that, but still he wanted to know what was up.
He had asked him once and only once.
Butler had finally worked up the courage to ask Artemis about his sexuality, which was like stepping on a snake's tail, it had the same reaction. The prodigy said nothing, instead he looked at Butler with fuming blue eyes. While Artemis didn't have anything against gays, he wasn't one himself, and didn't like people thinking he was.
He had sent Butler out of his study with a few hissed word's and didn't speak to him for the rest of the day.
The bodyguard covered his mouth with his hand, trying to stifle his chuckles at that memory, the look on the kids face was just too much, he looked as though he'd swallowed a lemon.
Just at that moment Artemis mumbled something in Spanish and rolled onto his back.
Dreaming about taking over the world, both human and fairy.
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Short? Yes... sorry, I just have allot of fics to catch up on!!!!!!! I hope this was OK, well review please and tell me what you think!!!
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