Title: She's JUST a Computer

Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl OR Chobits...

Summery: For the past few month's Artemis has never stepped foot out of his room, he's in there ALL the time and when he's out, the door is locked! What is he DOING IN THERE! Well, the rest of the Fowl house hold want to find out, but what will they do when they come face to face with the lil genius' secret? Better sum inside! R&R!

Authoress' Note: I lied about the better summery... heh heh... (Rubs the back of her head sheepishly as she read's over the summery above the AN) It's the same as the one on the link page... anyway. It's been a while since I last updated huh... sorry about that, but if you want the story to be good I need time to think the chapter over, or I can rush through the story leaving out important thing's.

I will tend to change POV's allot in this story... and I know Artemis hasn't been in it very much and all we want to see is him, but he will come out soon, I SWARE!

Ok, I am going to make Juliet completely love sick in this. Now don't get me wrong I love Juliet, she's cool, but I think it suit's the story.

While I am warning you about various stuff I thought I might warn all those "Holly Lover's" out there that I don't like her all that much (Actually I don't like the People as a whole that much either... accept Foaly, he rules! And Root.)... and I like to show it in most of my AF fics. I mean I love a good A/H fic and she's an alright girl but... she just pisses me off... so a lot of my "Holly Anger" will be vented off in this fic, she won't be an enemy or anything (I'm not sure if she will be IN the fic) but yes, thought I might warn you.

Also, I want to just inform you all that Artemis has gotten his memory back and Butler has his strength and junk back as well! OK!

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Chapter 3: Who's she?

Artemis was bent over a stainless steel table. His dark hair falling into his eyes as the genius fiddled with some wire's. Beads of sweat prickled his creased brow, some falling down the side of his slender face. One lean hand swept down the lump lying on the table, stopping to pinch.

The shape gave a sudden jerk and Artemis smiled. Straightening up.

"I think it's ready I show you to the rest of the family my darling." he murmured, brushing a strand of deep brown hair from a pale face.

The girl on the table remained silent as Artemis pulled a sheet over her warm body and left the lab.

"Stay right where you are, I'll be back soon."

Juliet was the only one in the house at that moment. Save for Butler of course. But she was the only one Artemis could find. His parent's had gone out for a "special lunch" or something and left the Butler's alone with their son.

The blond girl was still spread out on the lawn. A magazine lying open over her face. She was getting tired of sunbathing and waiting for Artemis to come and whisk her away. But the girl just couldn't be bothered moving. Besides. Ireland wasn't the hottest place and she was wearing sun block. So she wasn't worried about getting burnt. It wasn't even that hot.

Juliet was about to turn over and do her back when the slight heat from the sun disappeared. Thinking it was her thug of a brother, standing over her and letting his large shadow cover her body, Juliet Butler growled.

"Hey, Dom... mooove you're blocking my sun!" she whined, lifting the mag off of her face.

Her angry expression soon dropped from her face as she saw Artemis Fowl the Second looking down at her with a raised eyebrow. The teenage genius was dressed in his lab out fit. Which consisted of a white lab coat, black trouser's and black boots. Juliet loved that look. With Arty's black hair and pale cold feature's. The lab get-up looked totally hot on him. It also showed off his lean build. Most - if not ALL - girls who knew the boy, hated his body. They thought he was lanky and skinny. Not attractive at all. But Juliet thought that if Artemis had muscle's he'd look like an idiot.

The boy was graceful, smart, smooth and a complete gentleman. His look matched him perfectly and he didn't have to change a thing, as far as Juliet was concerned. Not that Artemis would change his looks. The genius had told the girl that looks weren't important to him. If he was ugly, well... he was ugly. It didn't matter. As long as his brain stayed the same, he wasn't all at worried about how attractive he was.

Juliet watched frozen as Artemis continued to stare at her. His brilliant blue eyes where dull and his mouth was set in a scowl.

"I apologies for interrupting you Juliet, I'll leave if you wish." he said in his cool, clipped tones.

Juliet leaped up, horrified as the genius made to leave. He turned on his heel and had started to walk away. Slowly though, as if he knew Juliet would stop him. Like she always did.

"Wait! I'm done really! What did you want?"

Artemis stopped and spun around in a sharp, yet smooth movement. It was sexy how everything the boy did oozed power, intelligence and all around coolness.

"Well. As you know. I have been in my room for quite some time and I have just finished what I had been working on. I wanted to show you." he said this in a voice that sounded as though the boy couldn't care less if Juliet wanted to come or not.

But the younger Butler knew he did care. Artemis liked to be praised for the things he did. And he valued the opinion's of his family and the Butler's.

Juliet smiled brightly.

"I'd love to see what you've done Arty!"

Artemis looked at her for a moment than smiled.

"Follow me then."

Juliet had been in Artemis's room a few times before. The genius didn't like people touching his things so he cleaned the room himself. The female Butler followed Artemis as he led her into his "apartment". Past his actual bedroom, sitting room and into his lab.

"Alright. She's over here." said the boy.

Juliet was surprised to hear some excitement in his dull voice. The processed what he had said. "Alright. She's over here.". What the heck was that meant to mean. She?.

Artemis stood in front of a steel table. One hand sitting on top of the lumpy form lying on the table. He was smiling slightly. When Juliet approached the table, the genius grasped the white sheet and whipped it off.

Juliet gaped. Her blue eyes growing as wide as dinner plates. Lying on the table was a girl. She looked to be about 17 or 18. Long curly brown hair fanned out over and off the steel bed. She had pale china doll skin and a pretty face.She wasn't breath takingly beautiful. But she did hold a classic prettiness about her. The girl was naked.

"I haven't had time to dress her yet. I've just finished touching her up."

Juliet looked at Artemis, who was staring at the girl with such a fond look, it made the youngest Butler boil with rage. The boy lent over the girl fanned his slim finger's though her dark hair. At first Juliet thought he was just... toughing her. But Artemis's hand soon stopped. And a small, quiet "click!" was heard.

Juliet gaped and Artemis beamed as the girl slowly opened her eyes.

There! I've done another chapter! Yay for me! Lol. Sorry it took so long. I have been laz... I mean. Busy.

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