Hey! OK this is my first FMA story so I decided to do a one shot!

Pairings: RoyEd duh!

Disclaimer: I WISH I OWNED THEM!

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Roy. Was. Bored.

There was nothing to do! Paperwork had gotten old fast so now there was only a pile of ashes. Was he really wanted to do was tease his favorite blonde alchemist.

And he was in luck. He was coming back from his latest mission. Roy knew he would be coming alone since his brother started dating that Winry girl.

" hey taisa!" came an all to familiar voice.

"come in Fullmetal." Roy smirked.

"hey taisa I'm back to give you…my…report and what?" Ed asked noticing the smirk.

Sure Roy almost always smirked. But this was a smirk promised trouble. Probably more than he could handle.

"nothing. It's just so cute how much of a chibi you are." he answered.

"I'M NOT SO SMALL- wait what?"

"you heard me. It's like you're my personal chibi!" Roy said as he walked up to Ed.

"t-taisa?"

"hmm" Roy asked as he put his arms around Ed's waist, nuzzling his hair.

"what are you doing?"

"this."

Roy pushed Ed onto the couch crashing his lips onto Ed's.

Ed hesitantly kissed back. Roy pried open his mouth and played with his tongue.

Ed moaned into his mouth.

This only egged Roy on. He sneakily slipped his hand up Ed's shirt.

While Roy was preoccupied with that Ed flipped them over. Now Roy was uke. Ed grinned and started to kiss down Roy's neck. Slightly sucking and biting.

As much as he was enjoying this Roy couldn't let Ed be seme. So with one last moan he flipped them back.

Roy eagerly ripped off Ed's shirt and started to attack his chest. Making sure to leave plenty of marks to show he was taken.

OUTSIDE ROY'S OFFICE!

Fuery, Falman, Breda, Havoc, and Hawkeye heard thumping coming from Roy's office and sighed.

"damn… why does Roy always get more action than me? He's the reason why I don't have a girlfriend!" Havoc complained.

"quit complaining and get back to work!" Hawkeye said, polishing her shiny, shiny AK 47.

"right!" they said scared.

After a while the noises stopped.

WITH ROY AND ED!

"you know I hate it when you call me your personal chibi." Ed said pulling on his shirt.

"yeah but I love it"

"stupid bastard taisa." Ed mumbled.

"stupid sexy taisa" Roy corrected.

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R&R!