Ok, I decided I would do a last short chapter for this story. And then it will be all over. Wahoo. Well. Thanks to all my reviewers! You guys all rock man! Honestly! I could go on and on about how cool reviewers are and stuff but I'm not going to because it's a waist of time and I have to save my typing energy for the chapter soooooooo.
I do not own KND.
There. Don't sue. You wouldn't want to even if I didn't because I don't have any money. I'm still a kid ya know.
CHAPTER 3: The last chapter… In numbuh 2's room…"You know, I was so freaked out that you were going to run away and quit the Kids Next Door!"
"Yeah, and in my dream, I jumped in the river!"
"Really? And just over numbuh 5! Wow, of course I'll let you use my shampoo. As a matter of fact, you can keep it too, since I don't have anything to use it with."
"Yeah, and about numbuh 5, you don't like her do you?"
Numbuh 1 froze, his hand extended, reaching for the doorknob.
"I men," Numbuh 2 continued, "it was just a dream. Right?"
"Uh-Oh."
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In the living room…
'If for some freaked out reason, they come down the stairs asking which one of them do I like, or who would I go out with, what would I do? Ugh, I don't wanna think about things that aren't gonna happen.'
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"…Well, there is only one solution."
"What's that numbuh 1?"
"We have to ask her."
"What!"
"We'll still be friends, it'll be just to get this over with."
"You know, I think your right. Lets ask her."
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In the living room…(once again.) Numbuh 5's POV
"Hey numbuh 5 what are you doing?"
"Watchin' a movie numbuh 2, why do ya ask?" She said not taking her eyes off the screen.
"We need to ask you something."
"Uh…hey numbuh 1. Can it wait 'till this is over? Or is it important?"
"Well, it's important," Said numbuh 2.
"But we can wait," Finished numbuh 1
"OK, have a seat, it'll be about five more minutes."
Numbuh 1 and numbuh 2 sat on either side of numbuh 5.
She was confused, 'Why are they acting so weird? Oh well.'
The thought of them asking her out creeped her out.
'No matter, I've made up my mind; I don't like anyone.'
Then the thought of what Cree said to her a few months ago made her shudder.
FLASHBACK
Cree: You know, your going to get a crush soon.
Abby: No I'm not!
Cree: Yes! You can't escape horomones!
Abby: Well I can!
Cree: No you can't! Nobody can!
Abby: Yes!
Cree: Well I won't say 'I told you so', but you can't escape love. It's like Kingdom Come: You get in but you can't get out.
(Believe it or not, I got the idea of Kingdom Come from an episode of Dragon Tales when I was in grade 1!)
Abby: Oh. My. God.
Cree: I know, I've been through it.
Abby: No, not that. Your' giving Abby advice!
Cree: Yup, just like I taught you your moves.
Abby: Yeah, and then used them against me!
Cree smirked in a And I'll use love against you too look.
Abby gawked in a What! Oh my god you can't do that to me it's not fair look.
END OF FLASH BACK
'Well I'll just have to ignore it. If I start to go out with numbuh 1, it will mess everything up. Same goes for numbuh 2. Besides, I didn't get that stupid butterfly feeling in my stomach when I heard numbuh 1 this time. I can't like anyone!'
"Maybe it's all over now…" mumbled numbuh 5, still in her thoughts.
"Well, actually, yes. The movie just ended." Said the Brit.
"Oh, Abby didn't mean-… to…uh…sound stupid."
Numbuh 2 cocked his head, and numbuh 1 raised an eyebrow.
"Abby?" they said simultaniously. (spelling)
"Uh…ya know what I meant."
Both of their eyes went huge.
"Uh…numbuh 5's just been thinkin'…Cree's been, uh, messin' with numbuh 5's head."
"She hasn't brainwashed you has she?" Asked you know who…num-buh two.(Sorry I got carried away with the rhyme.)
"If numbuh 5 was brain washed, she would have gone and worked for the T.N.D!"
"OK, well on with our question…numbuh 2." He said in a don't get sidetracked with stupid questions look.
"Oh, he, he right. Um…"
"Go on, you can ask numbuh 5 anythin'"
'Just not which one of you I'd go out with.'
Numbuh looked at numbuh 2 for reassurance.
"Which one of us would you go out with?"
'Speak of the devil!'
"We'll wait." Said numbuh 2.
"Don't be so rude numbuh 2! Gees, you need some patients! It's a virtue you know."
"I've got patients numbuh 1!"
"Well it doesn't look like it!"
"You don't look like a guy either!"
"First of all, that was random. Second of all, I'm not a girl-."
"Oh really?"
"Numbuh 5 hopes not."
Both of the guys just ingnored her.
"Third of all, you don't look like a human!"
"Yeah, well I'm more human than you!"
"Psh! As if!"
"Don't 'psh' me! And 'as if' your self!"
Numbuh was amused by the guy's fight. 'They are such girls.'
"I'll 'psh' you if I want! And 'as if' your self!"
"Don't tell me what to do!"
"Hey I wasn't the one who started it!" Numbuh 2 argued.(I'm getting kinda confused.)
"Ahem." Numbuh 5 said to let them know she was still in the room. Unfortunately she wasn't loud enough.
"Well if you weren't being so rude in the first place-."
'Cat fight!'
"Ahem!" Numbuh 5 said a bit louder.
"- Not now numbuh 5." He waved her away and continued on his rant.
"If you weren't being so rude, I wouldn't've told you to mid your manners!"
'Did he just wave me away! Oh I know he didn't just wave me awy!'
Numbuh 2 looked at numbuh 5's rection, then looked back at numbuh 1.
"uh…numbuh 1…"
"Did you just wave numbuh away? Cuz you know from experience, not to wave me away!"
Numbuh 1 froze, "Uh-Oh"
"Yeah you better 'uh-oh'! You come down here, you take forever just to ask your question-"
"It was mine too."
She gave numbuh 2 the look, and he knew what to do.
"Shutting up…" he mumbled.
"Then, you finally ask the stupid question, and as numbuh 5's about to answer, numbuh 2 says smart remark. THEN, you start to have a silly little cat fight!
Numbuh 1 and 2 cringed, they didn't like it when she got ticked off.
"Yeah, numbuh 5 knows ya don't like it when numbuh 5's ticked! So don't give me any reason to be! And after you started your cat fight, numbuh 5 try's to say something and you wave-numbuh five- away?" She said in a dangerous voice.
Numbuh 1 gulped.
"Nuh-uh. You know what happened last time."
(I'm too lazy to do a flash back for this. :P)
"I-I'm sorry."
"Why thank you. Apology accepted." She was in a better mood, now that numbuh 1 had apologised.
"Now, do ya wan't numbuh 5 to answer ya question?"
"Uh…only if you want to." Said numbuh 2.
"Don't be so timid scardy cat."
"OK." He was glad she was back to her usual self, with her usual, smart remarks.
"Well it would be nice if you answered."
"What was the question again?"
"Uh… which one of us would you go out with?"
"Oh right. Sorry, numbuh 5's not lesbian, she doesn't go out with girls." She smirked and started to walk away.
"Oh wait!" said numbuh 1.
"Yeah! Hey, that's not cool!"
"It's coolore than you numbuh 2!" Snapped numbuh 5.
They both ran after her shouting.
"Honestly numbuh 5!"
"Hey, numbuh 5, do you like anyone?"
"Numbuh 2…" She turned around, "no! And if I did, I wouldn't tell you!"
She turned back around and walked out the door, leaving the two dumbstruck boys just standing there, looking at where she once was.
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Phew! Well that is my first story ever to be completed! I tried to make the ending some what cool, but I dunno. Anyway the story was totally different than what I expected it to be! I never expected numbuh 2 to get so mad that he wanted to quit the KND and commit suicide! I was looking forward to a funny, short little story that everyone would laugh at and enjoy…but…yeah. That's me: go with the flow. Anyway, Review!
