Me: Yay:does a victory dance:

Demyx: What's with her?

Sera: She now has a total of 5 reviewers. I'd suggest keeping her this happy for my sake.

Demyx: Why?

Sera: …Let's put this in a way that even you would understand, when Reader's happy, I'm happy. When Reader's unhappy, I'm unhappy and tend to make other people feel my unhappiness in painful ways, understand?

Demyx:gulps: Uh, yeah…

Me: You don't have to do that for me, I'm overly optimistic, so being happy is easy.

Sera: I know, I just wanted to scare him.

Demyx: Hey!

Me: Ok, I don't own any character besides Sera, blah, blah, blah. Some pranks I may have been taken from one or two of some fics I have read, so some of the pranks belong to their respective authors (I can't, for the life of me, remember either the fics or the authors).

During lunch, Sera had an idea for her first prank. She decided to prank Demyx first. "Hey Demyx, I'll make you a sandwich for you." The older teenager looked confused.

"Um, the dusks could make my sandwich for me…but ok. PB and J please."

Sera smiled and went into the kitchen adjacent to the dining room. First, she made sure that no one was in there. Then, she took out the peanut butter and two slices of bread. She then looked around the kitchen for a jar of a certain very spicy pepper…

Demyx was scared. Sera had come out of the kitchen with a strange smile on her face. Plus, she sat on the other side of Larxene. The two of them were whispering and giggling. Larxene only found something funny if it hurt another person. He was reluctant to take a bite of the sandwich, but did so anyway to not be rude to Sera. The first bite was fine, if jelly-less. The second bite, however, made his mouth feel as if Axel had cast Fira in it. The musician howled and jumped from his seat, running to find a water source. "I bet he never thought the J could be translated as Jalapeños." Sera whispered to Larxene and the two of them laughed aloud with the rest of the Organization who thought that Demyx's performance was hysterical (i.e. everyone in the room). (Inspired by Bill Amend's Foxtrot. I didn't copy it, though. One down, twelve to go…)

Next, Sera decided to prank Roxas. She made a note to Roxas to meet him in his room (signed by Axel, of course), and then blew it to him with a bit of wind. A little static electricity never hurt anyone. She thought as she built up static electricity within herself using a rug and using her control over lightning, set up a door of static in the frame of the door of Roxas' room. She then hid in a closet across the hall and waited. As she predicted, Roxas came to his room, opened the door, and walked inside. A girlish scream confirmed that the Key of Destiny had looked at himself in a mirror. Sera had to stifle her giggles as number 13 of the Organization ran down the hall with an afro-like 'do.' (Not enough volts to see, yet enough to ruin one's hairstyle…2 down…)

Marluxia…what to do about him? The grey-haired girl pondered, and then snapped her fingers as yet another idea came to her. She used the wind to find him by his voice pattern (he loved to talk, it was easy to recognize it after hearing it in the dining room), and, staying as far away as possible without losing sight of him, sent a large draft of air to make him lose his balance. The Graceful Assassin promptly fell flat on his face. He cast a dirty look at Sera, but she was too busy pretending to be interested in a niche in the wall. After he turned around again, Sera instructed the wind around him to trip him, no matter what, once every 40 minutes or so for the rest of the day starting now. She did this all mentally, of course. She then turned around and smirked as she came up with another prank for a fellow Organization member and Marluxia tripped again. (Marluxia's one of the most annoying bosses ever. 3 down, 10 more to go. I'm pretty good at this, aren't I?)

For Saïx, Sera had to plan extra carefully. She decided to use a simple prank to not gain a lot of attention from him. She found him in the dining room, still eating some of his lunch. She quickly loosened the cap of both the salt and the pepper using some wind and left quickly before The Luna Divider became suspicious of her. After a minute or two, when Sera was safely in her room, a loud roar filled the castle. Sera then checked off Saïx's name off of her mental list of Nobodies that were currently pranked. (Simple, yet effective. 9 more pranks…)

Luxord looked up from his game of solitaire (his cards were normal sized). He went to the door and opened it. It was the new kid, Sera. He allowed her in and offered to play a game of poker with her. "Of course, I hope you have enough luck to win at least one hand, kid." Sera only shook her head absently and touched the deck that held the rest of Luxord's cards briefly.

"Move the queen of hearts to the king of spades, then flip over the top card in the pile that the queen was on." She said helpfully and left the room saying, "Maybe next time." Puzzled, The Gambler of Fate used the move that Sera had suggested. He then tried to pick up three cards from his deck. The top 10-15 cards stuck to his glove, and the rest of the cards stuck to his other glove when he tried to pry the stuck ones off. In the end, all of his cards ended up on the floor, and a young human girl was chatting and giggling animatedly to her light blond friend about what she had done. (Hehehe…more static fun. 8 more to come.)

Sera happened on her next idea for a prank as she officially met Xigbar. She had followed The Freeshooter to his private practice area and bumped into him while looking around, causing his bullet to be a little off of his intended target (one, maybe two centimeters). "Damn." He muttered, and then looked down to see the newest member staring at the distance of the target. "Oh, hey kid." When she ran off somewhere, Xigbar only shrugged and muttered, "Chill, dude…" He took aim again and fired. This time, his bullet was 6 inches off of the center. "The crap…?" He fired again and again, making holes everywhere in the target except for the center. Sera laughed aloud only when no one was with her in the hallway, and Xigbar had fired 15 more times. (I'm so evil sometimes…nah, not really. 7 more to go…)

"Xaldin will be a problem," Sera confessed to Larxene. "He already controls the wind from what you told me, so he will know if I use it against him."

"Not really…if you use that to your advantage…" Larxene suggested evilly. Sera caught the hint and grinned.

Xaldin opened an eye. He was meditating in the lounge because Demyx was gone (something about having some of his taste buds so burnt he needed to go to the infirmary…). He knew that this new child had used the wind to stifle her own footsteps and the door closing as she quietly walked past him to the other side. Sera then left through the other door and closed almost all the way behind her. She's up to something… He thought as he felt the air near the doorway move around. Xaldin got out of his meditating and quickly went to and opened the door. Sera was merely experimenting how fast the wind had to be in order to see it in a certain shade of grey. The Whirlwind Lancer then turned around and tripped over an unseen string, landing face first into the floor. When he had turned around to 'punish' the little whelp, she had disappeared, though faint laughter could be heard from where he was. (If Xaldin was OOC, I apologize. Yet, it's still funny. 6 more now…)

Vexen's prank was simple. Just use the wind to 'accidentally' make some ingredients fall to the floor or into a new concoction of his, or using lightning to mess up a reading or two. The hard part was getting into his room in the first place. "Vexen, just let her in. She's giving me a headache with all of her whining." Zexion said in an irritated tone.

"I'm not whining!" Sera exclaimed. "I just want to see what you're doing!"

"Fine, but no touching anything! Kids these days! Always wanting respect, yet giving none in return." Vexen muttered, exasperated. Talking about yourself again, Grandpa? She thought as a comeback, but decided against it when she saw the look in Zexion's eye. Both the Cloaked Schemer and the Chilly Academic were working on a project together. Something about a silver-haired boy that Vexen was working on. "I'll need one of your hairs," Vexen said as he pulled a silver strand off of Sera's head. "To be used in my project." The grey-eyed human then knew what to do. Faster than thought, she sent the tiniest amount of electricity she could towards the experiment in mock anger and quietly left the room before things went wrong. Two for one, always a fun thing to do… Sera thought when she was a safe distance away from the lab (the library) and pretended to read a book (after making sure it was right-side up) when a minor explosion sounded from downstairs. (Why do you think the fake Riku was finished during CoM? Only 4 more to go.)

Sera found Lexaeus in the gym downstairs. Earlier, the self-proclaimed pranker had sneaked in there when the Silent Hero had been busy lifted weights. She had quietly magnetized the weights together and left just as quietly out when he had finished. Lexaeus was known as the 'Loudly Cursing Hero' that day after dropping weight after weight on his feet, shouting enough of them to make a sailor blush…or an energetic 15-year-old girl blush while laughing her ass off in another room. (You would too in that situation…3 more…)

For the second to last prank, Sera decided to intentionally prank two people at once. She found both Larxene and the Flurry of Dancing Flames (a.k.a. Axel) in the lounge together. Axel was sitting on the couch, bored, and Larxene was reading Marquis de Sade again. With a gust of wind made to look accidental, the book was torn out of the blonde Nobody's hands and into Axel's lap. A small spark of electricity burned the book a little while the two adults were arguing. Sera then got out while she could when sparks of both lightning and fire warned her that a fight was going to happen. Just one more person now…(I had planned to make this prank a bit romantic, but I changed my mind. Now, on to the final prank.)

Xemnas sighed. Every one of the members of his Organization (except for Sera, but she was human) were complaining about little mishaps that had happened that afternoon. They all had also told their Superior that Sera was involved in all of the pranks. He didn't know what to believe, so he let it slide. There was a knock at his door. "Come in." He called. No one came in, so he got up and opened the door instead. In front of his door, was a medium-sized box with a note card on top of it. Xemnas picked up the box and read the card. "To: Xemnas From: Someone." He flipped over the card. It read, "You won't be able to figure out who the pranker is, even with the clues. Good luck with getting out the stains." He scowled and opened the box. Inside was a timer set for 10 seconds connected to a bubble and a sharp object pointed to it. "Oh no…" Xemnas moaned and closed his eyes and mouth at the same time when the bubble popped. Blue and red paint covered the walls and ceiling around him, as well as his face, hair, and torso.

In her room, Sera laughed aloud as she dressed for bed and slept soundly, proud that she had pranked everyone in the Castle. She was also thankful that she had 'borrowed' some food from the kitchen to avoid everyone at the dinner table and for coming up with a brilliant excuse for not being there that evening.

Me: Ok Gale, you pranked everyone in the Organization; now get off my back about it!

Gale: Yay:runs in circles:

Xemnas: The paint will never come off, will it?

Gale: It's watercolor paint, I'm not that bad.

Sera:glares:

Me: What? My reviewers even asked me to prank them. Oh, and the red and blue paint is to go with the white for Independence Day. Aren't I patriotic?

Sera: Not really…you just like to type a lot.

Me: This also marks the day I typed the most words for my fic (so far)! I hope you enjoyed!