And now without further ado, " what would Roy Mustang do for a Klondike bar"?
Roy was walking down the stairs. Why? Because he needed to get somewhere. And that place happened to be in the basement.When Roy got to the basement he saw a familiar face. Pride. Ugh. So ugly.
Pride had, like 80 million scars on his face, really untidy hair, and an eyepatch. Ugh. Roy hated eyepatches. Good thing he didn't have one.Oh wait nevermind...Ha ha.
" What do you want Pride?" asked Roy.
Pride got angry at the sound of that word.
" I TOLD you my name is king bradley! Not pride! Bradley!" roared Pride.
Roy rolled his eyes. Oh excuse me, Roy rolled his 'still functioning' eye.
" What do you want King Bradley ?"
" Would you like a klondike bar?" Pride asked.
Roy frowned. Klondike bar? That was random. But he DID like klondike bars. Oh, even the thought of one got him salivating. Ugh. Now he couldn't stop. Roy wiped his mouth.
" Yes I would...Please? Klondike? Klondike? Mine? My klondike?" pleaded Roy helplessly against the power of the ice cream.
" Ah yes, you want it, don't you Roy? Well, you can have it, under one circumstance..."
" What? What? I'll do anything! Anything!"
Pride, eh-hem, King bradley smiled.
" I need you to deliver a secret package to Envy for me. However, You must do it in secret."
At this point Pride gets into details that are far too boring to explain...
The next day...
Roy smiled. Right after he found out where Envy was, he could enjoy all the klondikes he wanted. Oh yes. He treasured his delicious Klondikes. Roy then heard children screaming. No! Not again! Curse these infuriating children! They were almost magnetically attracked to The vehicle he was driving or something! Roy frowned. He would have to shake them off before he could deliver the package to Envy. And so...he did...
Roy opened the window a little bit. Ack! Some of the kids tried to crawl inside! They were monsters!
"Children! Please! I will supply you with all of your silly needs as soon as I- Ok ok! Here's your stupid popsicles! Here! Here! Want one? Here! Take them all! I certainly don't want them!" screamed Roy.
The children were ruthless. They devoured the popsicles in one bit. Oh, how vicious. Roy immediatly drove away from them. Why did Pride make him travel in so called 'secret' to deliver the package? Oh well. As long as he drove the truck in the shadows he was sure to avoid the children.
Roy then got to Envys den. He sighed with relief. He ran out of the truck with the package and threw it at Envys face. Yes! He was done! Now Roy could enjoy all the klondikey goodness! He ran back into the truck and into the back stroage room. He opened up a bow and saw them! The klondikes! Ha ha ha! Foolish pride! He should have known that an ice cream truck would have a huge supply of klondikes! Mwahaha! Roy lciked his lips and began to viciously devour the klondike bars.
" Klondike!"