What would Ed and others do for a klondike bar?

by slinko

The FMA cast are bribed with klondike bars. But who's behind giving the bars away? And why? And whats your shoe size? Anyways, i've always liked toast. It's just this...thing I have about toast. Dude, toast freaking ROCKS. dosen't it? yeah..i like pie too

4. Gluttony

Ah...and now we are brought to the interesting subject of homuculi... ...specifically, one. Gluttony. One of the severn deadly sins.

You can reconize Gluttony by his bald head, expressionless eyes, gorilla-like arms, tiny legs, tatooed tongue, constant drooling, constant hunger, constantly asking 'can i eat that', and abnormal all around, fatness.

Gluttony is not one of the most pleasant Homoculi. In fact, none of the homoculi are all that pleasant. But, least of all, Gluttony.

And now, my friend, you may ask me...What would gluttony do for a klondike bar?

Weeelll...Anything really. Gluttony would do anything he could to get his gorilla hands on that nice crunchy chocolate covering, the sweet, creamy, vailla interior. A perfect combination of chocolate and vanilla. Dark and light. Good and evil. Sun and shadow. White meat and dark meat. Yesirre. Gluttony would do most anything for just one. But, You are probably thinking that I have ripped you off. So, I will list some possible things that gluttony would do for a klondike bar.

1: Anything.

2: Revert to the good side.

3: Stop drooling.

4: Kill the other homoculi.

5: EAT the other homoculi.

6: Put the other homoculi in a stew and add some pepper to them.

7: Sell his soul to Edward Elric.

8: Sell his soul to anyone.

9: Join a stand-up comedy club.

10: get interveiwed on the Dr.Phil show.

yes..those are only ten of the many things Gluttony would do. However, there IS one thing that gluttony would not do. And that is: Gluttony would not eat Micheal Jackson. No no no.