What would Ed and others do for a klondike bar?

by slinko

The FMA cast are bribed with klondike bars. But who's behind giving the bars away? And why? And whats your shoe size? Anyways, i've always liked toast. It's just this...thing I have about toast. Dude, toast freaking ROCKS. dosen't it? yeah..i like pie too

6. Alphose Elric

Alphose elric used to be human. However, he is no longer human. He still has a human soul, but not a human body. His soul is trapped inside of a suit of armour. He is often refered to as a tin can, a robot, a suit of armour, and to Eds displeasure, the full metal alchemist. There you go, now you have a very small amount of information about Alphose Elric. Oh, and he has a silly name.

Al was a mediocre actor. This would make you wonder why someone would cast him in a play and only give him a klondike bar in pay. Pride told Al that it was because he was born to play this role. The was kind of degrading.

" Let's go down this psychedellic road scarecrow." said a voice from onstage.

" Okey dokie Dorauthy."

" Dude, will you please call me Dorothy and not Dorauthy?"

" Okey dokie Dorauthy"

" Nevermind."

Al relized something. That was his cue line! He walked out onto the stage and tripped over God knows what. But, the important thing was that he tripped. By now you have probably guessed which play Al is in. If you have not, you are an ugly git. No offense to any ugly gits out there.

Dorothy looked at Al. Scarecrow looked at Dorothy. Al looked at...nothing in particular.

" Look scarecrow! A tin dude! I mean, a tin man!" said dorAl othy pretending to be suprised.

" Dorauthy, i really don't ca- i mean...wow! amazing!"

Al lifted his head up and said clearly,

" Gimme some oil you morons."

Al froze. He screwwed up his line! He was supposed to say just 'oiiiiiilll' but he had been in such a bad mood lately and the scarecrow was just so ugly that Al slipped.

Dorothy turned red.

" Um...I think he needs some oil." she said

" Look! Here's some oil!" said the scarecrow as he picked up and oil canteen.

"Funkadelic" replied Dorothy.

The play continued as this so-called normal and finally they arrived at Da Wiz!

" Mister Da Wiz! I need a brain" Said micheal jackson the scarecrow. ( seriosly! He played the scarecrow!)

Da Wiz! searched through a box and , instead of pulling out a lame ol' document, He pulled out a severed human brain! Much cooler.

" Here ya go," said Da Wiz!

" Mr, Da Wiz, I want courage," said the stupily,..er...cowerdly, lion.

Da Wiz! frowned.

"Tough luck kid" said Da Wiz! as he slapped him on the face.

" And Da Wiz! I want a klondike bar. Er! I want a heart."

Da Wiz! pulled out a severed human heart.

" Here ya go"

The play ended after Dorothy did all that going home tapping her heals crap.

Al ran to Pride.

"KLONDIKE!" he roared.

Pride smiled and handed him a klondike bar.